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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Douchier looking Nic Cage, how could you?

Sperging here, but, as I was reading the woeful tale of bladderless Marfan Man

They can twitch their clit because their clit is PENIS MEAT and men can move their penis.

This is Unit 731 horror

...Troonit 731.

Young oirish come out the hole drunk & swinging

but hey, you got the best kicks in the hood. Until Tyriiq shoots you for them.

When reading this, all I could hear was a clown horn honking.

That's funny! One of my favorite things in life was stabbing fat chicks 50 times and then carving "FAT" into thier corpses... but social justice has sucked all the fun out of that too.

Being gay isn't normal. Stop trying to pretend it is, you disgusting freaks.

 

[Tard Police]

I can't see how anyone could enjoy something that feels like reverse pooping.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now, I'm not the biggest fan of the Nazis for reasons we don't need to get into here,

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Everyone has to be doing something, looking at a wall is doing something.

 

[SCSI]

The arterial blockage in my heart identifies as a penis, and I want it removed.

 

[Grub]

It is not me that is a TARD. It is actually you that is the TARD.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Tariq Nashid was right

 

[Local Fed]

How do we end up putting Hitler on everything

I'd really like to see Joy Behar shoved into an oven.

This whole rant reminds me of why the aids epidemic started in the 80s

The Thai may be infamous for their pedo shit and ladyboys but their food is the best in the world, to the point where if someone says "I'm going to Thailand for the food not to molest kids" I actually believe them most of the time.

The chosen one is fucking white. Get over it.

They did a study and literally nobody likes clowns.

It’s that time again, ladies and germs! The Deathfat Forum’s favorite game: NAME! THAT! PART!

 

[Haramburger]

They say a lolcow dies twice. First when he commits suicide, and then a second time when the feature about his suicide gets removed from the Happenings box.

 

[Meat Target]

Art was made to capture wonderful moments, such as a woman picking her nose.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We got the US Congress to watch anime. Baseado.

The good side of this is that Anime will now finally be considered a right-wing dog whistle and into the trash Crunchyroll goes.

"Here's Why High Guardian Spice is Actually a Right-Wing Dog Whistle

 

[Meat Target]

"Mom I can't apply for jobs today! The kikes are making fun of me for liking anime!"

So what cage do you use for your Asian wife, fellow libertarians?

It's only derailing if newfags do it.

Nothing gets a thread full of spergs derailed faster than discussion about Asian pussy. This should surprise no one.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Amy Chua Gestapo Extrordinare

JUST GET FUCKING DRUNK FAGGOTS

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Am I alone for thinking that Channing Tatum looks like the Spy Kids Thumb Thumb? Cuz he does.

So you want children with giant bulbous foreheads instead?

I love how fast this thread falls apart without constant new happenings. Fuck the jannies.

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This case and the reasonable verdict is so fucking open and shut we're sperging about what preferred race of wife is desired...

redheads are grotesque freckle tits, but mixed kids always have an identity crisis and usually become ultra woke faggots.

Enough of talking about what type of women is the best, let's get back on topic of the court case:

What did everyone have for lunch?

 

[Blackhole]

nigger, who the fuck makes their own spaghetti?

It would be very hard to sell ice water in hell because it's mostly Jews down there and they don't spend money on such frivolous things.

The fedposting will continue until morale improves.

Give me the tinfoil, but GOPe is under a McConspiracy.

Fucking environmentalists are unironically destroying the environment.

leftists stop treating the working class like shit challenge (impossible)

Christ is Kang

I identify as Australian. My pronouns are Cri/Key

The natural state of humanity caged in an unnatural prison of its own creation. The raw heat of sex and violence against the sterile coldness of modern convenience. The primal against the technological.
It's art. Absolute art. This man deserves patronage, not a jail cell.

Antifa is 70% meth addicts, 15% pedophiles, 15% rapists, and 87% trans.

>kidnap man
>force him to wear girls clothing
>rape and kill him
ZOMG TRANS REPRESENTATION!!!!

"AHM SORREH...AH KNOW YEW PAID YUH RETAINUH BUT JAWSHWA CAWNUH MEWN AN' TH' BROKE DICK PEDUFAAHL FARMS INJECTED SQLs INTAH THA COURTRREWWM. FAAHN, AHL STAWP CHAWGIN' YUH."

Are you feeling sad? Here,this will cheer you up.

 

[Snusmumriken]

She was born on one of the most magical nights in history, the night of a total super blood moon lunar eclipse.

She was here on a soul mission,
to change the world.
And she’d do this in so many ways.
By cracking her Mama and Daddy wide open

Empath Mama Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez from the the love letter she wrote to the child she deformed and continues to torture & medically neglect

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There are even ways to turn your Alice into a perma-slut who can get pregnant. She just needs to take a trip to Wonderland. I guess that fulfills the pregnant loli fetish.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

let me win your hearts and minds or I'll burn your goddamn tiktok down

He'll also get free cushions for life.

 

[SCSI]

It's Victoria man. Fucking trannies workin at the local Dan Murphys and burger place.

So disgusting I don't even wanna drink or eat like an American any more.

 

[Meat Target]

It is borderline malpractice that his counsel didn't insist on a sex change on day one of the trial.