random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NaggotFigger]

Me is faggot. Me will lynch niggers for fun.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

"How did he die?"

"He died of death, sir."

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

r/antiwork mod said:

"I'm a top mod for r/rape."

Chris Chan said:

I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself

 

[Autistic Joe]

Jurassic Park actually is a lot like transgenderism: unethical scientists, greedy corporations, horrific experimentation, traumatized kids and dead people.

YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN DINOSAUR

 

[Haffhart]

- From this video

Furthermore, Noah would have had to collect every single Pokémon in the world twice over -- making him, effectively, the world's first Pokémon Master. Or perhaps just bought one of each gender and a LOT of Dittos.

- From this article

 

[Local Fed]

I will be so fucking ass-mad if I'm killed in a thermonuclear war between a senile geriatric and a fucking midget with a Napoleon complex.

My Superbowl picks were wiped out by Kermit the Frog and an Italian.

Walking into a fast food restaurant is when I'm at my most racist.

"We're getting a lot of attention now and Fox News wants to interview us. It's going to be hostile territory. We need to send our very best; someone articulate, charismatic, and an example of the kind of people we are, collectively."

"I know just the troon"

Janny Revolution is the ONLY solution!

He'll be streaming using text to speech, "A. LAWGS. ON. SUI. CIDE. WATCH. RENTFREE. RENTFREE. RENTFREE. BAY. BAY. CHRIS. IS. KANG"

 

[Neil]

How often do gays buttfuck

When in doubt, I sense the gay chat questions come, and my instincts kick and go: "well you see, the buttfucking style has the following properties."

"AIDs, AIDs, and more AIDs." and some of us find a husband and stop acting bratty and dumb

context: i remarked on how strong beary's gaydar was after he replied to null with near-immediacy

 

[Mr Bunny]

I Have No Ass And I Must Shit

Where the fuck are the butthole pics? I was promised butthole pics.

 

[Autistic Joe]

We all know five stars is all Gunt saw after that ass-whooping he got.

 

[Penis Drager]

wish so much that I could just enjoy learning about interesting things without having to consider what troons are going to do with it.

 

[Blackhole]

Remember humans, once you let a cat into power it's a matter of when, not if, your county become a part of their slave empire.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Add this:

Smart Guys (Proverbs) 14:30
“No mo notting bodda you,
Make yoa body feel good.
You come jealous,
Da body come all poho.”

 

[Mr Bunny]

I can't imagine the kind of rugburn I would get on my dick if one of those cat-anthro-women-whatever gave me a titjob.

Would likely tear my skin off.

 

[Product Intervention]

filter:verified honking

 

[Big Nasty]

using his advanced knowledge of trivia and smegma

 

[Aunt Carol]

As a longtime Comcast customer, I can confirm that Comcast does not care.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

It's like the "There's a Monster at the End of This Book" book where Grover flips his shit with every turn of the page.

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

 

[HumanHive]

And a truck that said "DOWN WITH TRANNY!!!" Seriously, you can't even spell tyranny?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't speak troon. What the hell are makeshift panties?

Luckily for you, this is the farms, and we have an autist for that.