random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[EyeGuy]

From the Pieman doc:

This is when I knew without doubt he was a pedophile by the colloquial and scientific definition.

After asking me multiple times, I decided to say yes to him sending the video over discord, but only to report it to the FBI (without telling him).

 

[Piss Bear]

Another martyr suffering in holy ecstasy for Gender Jesus.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I've watched alot of messed up shit, execution videos, work accidents, dudes shooting themselves with double barrels, but i have to admit that there are times where i open up an image here and it sends shivers down my toenails like i've never felt them before.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

The world is ending on Chris Chan's birthday.

 

[Meat Target]

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"I feel like I am watching George Floyd die again, only the country version."

 

[Blackhole]

Imagine having to speak French as well as the Quebecois. That's like being able to ride a bike as well as a quadruple amputee.

Anyone claiming that this wouldn't have happened under Trump is blind to the real truth. Anyone blaming Biden is blind to the real truth. The fact is simply that this is Jeb's plan playing out. You may only pray that you'll live to clap again after you see the mushroom cloud.

You haven't paid attention to liberals the last several years then. They're basically Neocons. Just replace "Sin" with "Privilege" and "Jesus" with "Diversity".

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"nice cock, did you get the upgraded model?"
"upgraded model?"
"y'know, the one that doesn't rot off in three weeks"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If this frog is a fursona, an idealized fictional construct, why did it need surgery to become its authentic self? Couldn't its creator just imagine it sans tatas since its creator would be interfacing with its disembodied true self during the fursona creation process? Is this them tacitly admitting that teetus deleetus isn't about being genuinely male, it's just a tragic backstory you can purchase? Is this the dumbest thing I have ever posted?

"It's just a tragic backstory you can purchase" is a very well stated summation of what we witness here.

My Lesbian Boyfriend has me furious at the internet right now

 

[Meat Target]

On a long enough timeline, schizos are always right

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

>negrates my (obviously correct) opinion on poutine
>makes a retarded post
>anime avatar
QUEBECER GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This only confirms that women in politics was a BIG mistake. Though I wouldn't have her in my kitchen as I fear she would poison me

Its like, imagine USA is Mr Burger. Mr Burger sees Mr Vodka punching his co-worker, he'll go yeeehaaaw.

Ethan Ralph armed only with a zippo lighter and an empty stomach could cripple China's infrastructure in a week.

 

[SCSI]

they banned cum

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I just wanna know where bald and bankrupt is at the moment.

OMG They killed a Jawa.
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sad ootini noises

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That sounds fake but I don't know enough about horse pussy to refute it.

@RazorBackBacon

 

[PhoBingas]

Mr. Ratburn's sister wants Francine to be her "special friend". Someone call the cops. I knew you couldn't trust those Ratburns.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Its almost like genitals aren't meant to be cut up and turned inside-out.

Just drink milk like I do.

 

[Blackhole]

Get this retard out of my government... NOW!

Oh great, here comes the fag brigade to ruin another thread with absolutely no repercussions.

STAY BACK!!!
STAY THE FAWK BACK!!!
WE WILL FREEZE YOUR ACCOUNTS!!!
WE WILL FREEZE YOUR ACCOUNTS!!!
WE WILL FREEZE YOUR ACCOUNTS!!!

Hey remember that time Bill Clinton bombed Christian Serbia so that Muslims could take Kosovo? Shut the fuck up Deep State.

R-R-R-REV UP THOSE MONEY PRINTERS BECAUSE I SURE AM READY FOR WORLD WAR THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Meat Target]

You will read HHH posts and enjoy it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

She posted full gash recently. Oh what a world we live in. Shame it wasn't 2012 Meg though.

Andrea Parkers dad still staying relevant by creating an NFT of her death just to get it pulled
Thanks to the kiwis that posted the vids to the farms.

 

[BluntyBitch]

LMAO BEEF JERKY ASS LOOKIN LEGS
i get the urge to snap them like i get the urge to run through one of those fancy lighting stores w a baseball bat