random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Bixby Snyder]

Most people choose life, he chose the toilet.

Dark Lord has cheese in his wispy chin pubes.

Bring back the Casper Cock Olympics shirt

You extend an olive branch, he’d sooner take it, paint it green and jam it up his ass.

He's probably going through an alcohol and chaturbathe binge.

1. You dont fuck kids
2. You dont fuck dead bodys
3. You dont fuck your relatives
4. You dont fuck animals
5. And you say: "Fuck rape in general"

 

[Meat Target]

post-birth abortion is my favorite word for killing people

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

“Is there a tread where we can see all the quotes being posted?”

 

[NickDigger]

Have we maxed out on Chipman quotes yet? Because...

When I say something racist? You'll fucking KNOW IT

 

[Lucricitous]

The white supremacist elite have become more advanced in their buck-breaking techniques.

Might not be an exact quote so if someone could shore me up that would be great.
From the buck breaking documentary.

 

[Blackstar]

If you click the kiwi logo 41 times it opens a registration page for the secret forum. I went on there, but it's just even more people calling him fat

 

[i forgot my password]

"When I'm good and ready I'll get married. I'll still be an incel though." (sorry for the TYT source )

"I don't think I'll get the same joy out of a woman that I would with a monkey."

"HELL FUCKING YES GUYS I FINALLY MADE IT ONTO THE KIWIFARMS SJW ART THREAD!!!"

"enough of be shy i wanna be disabled and a baddie"

"My last partner dumped me for transitioning, so the bar is pretty low!"

"make a thread on me too literally cant do shit now can i fuck you"

"vox used kiwifarms as a source?!?"

"also leftists: just because something's on kiwi farms doesn't mean it's wrong. they're just collecting info"

 

[Argrabius]

The page the quotes from

I got dressed in my nicest He Man shirt, leather trenchcoat and trilby,

 

[Aunt Carol]

Please bless the feds tasked with this with the incandescent glow of Ruby Ridge and Waco. Let the standoffs be neither short nor peaceful. May the prison sentences be lengthy and the coverup thorough. Please God see fit to let this happen. Amen.

 

[Meat Target]

"Why does he have a tail? His front butt doesn't look like mine."

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-i-...y-abortion-with-my-kids.118308/#post-11817754

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

Is this the heart of the matter right here?


(EDIT: more)


I don't usually traffic in tired stereotypes like "Where da white wimmin at", but seriously, is that all this is?

"19. if you hadn't been a slut the door would've opened"
-Matthew C Harris, hater of Goldheads

 

[wes]

So I watched all 62 Sonic Says. Chris has blatantly ignored 30 of them. 31 if he doesn't wear his seatbelt(i'm not sure).

From May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

 

[Killer Chicken]

"I feel somewhat confident that shootertron and robocoochie are the same person."
source

 

[Snusmumriken]

She was probably planning on dropping this bombshell for a while. I wrote her a poem stating that I couldn’t care less.

—from the transbian thread

eta: sorry, I lied, it’s from the SRS horrors thread

 

[neverendingmidi]

It looks like you've given yourself trench foot but all over your body.

From a screenshot from this post:

Our friend mrsweezydc (clearly meant as Mr Sweezy... but I think Mrs Weezy is more apt) from reddit.

She‘s panicking (rightfully so) about this massive rash she has developed over her entire(?) body, she says she is in massive pain, thinks she is dying. Same old troon exaggeration probably.

Spoiler: ”Is this at all normal?”

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No you fucking retard, it is not normal. Not even close. Also she is 18 months post-op so why are her nipples like that?

Allegedly she has been rushed to the ER multiple times the last week or so over this worsening condition.

A few comments down and she admits that she has been wrapping her torso in medicated bandages and not allowing her skin to dry for 18 months! I don’t even... where the hell is the surgical aftercare team? She got her tits lopped off and no one told her how to care for the area afterwards?

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[Aunt Carol]

Ooh, individual rape sheds! Nice!

 

[Law]

Fuck this fucking traumacore aesthetic.

 

[Vendetta]

"I hallucinated I was Romulus drinking from the she-wolf's tit."

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Fucking niggers, kikes, chinks, crackers and trannyfaggots

 

[Ophelia]

Imagine being questioned about a bomb threat and your alias is "Boomia." That ain't good.