random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

you're grooming this 13 year old to write sex stories about rick and morty characters fucking eachother for you to jerk off to?

 

[SCSI]

This is basically prostitution with autism.

So does every partner go on the blockchain so you can identify STI sources and the fathers of your children?

So really I don't talk to my liberal grandma about the new AK I just got, or Chris Chan.

There's also serial rapists that I don't talk about with anyone bc woman tend not to like rape.

 

[Hepativore]

...Researchers from Hadassah-Hebrew University Medical Center and the Weizmann Institute of Science have developed the first vaginal discharge transplant...

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Turkey you can change your name but you will never relive the glory that was the Ottoman empire.

Başa çık, kaynat ve genişlet

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

View attachment 3336164Who the fuck are you? Why do you get to stay and the rest of us get the boot? And then you get to act all smug and keep making fun of the users and not a person the thread is about.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Nothing brings a people together quite like shared hatred.

Big words for someone who willingly chemically castrated themselves.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

They even sound alike, except one was a sexual tyrannosaurus and the other a leftist fupa.

I wish my e-friends would shut up about a rock paper scissors game that hasn't been changed in 25 years

 

[Useful_Mistake]

lol i tooka bunch of lsd today that i bought legally in British columbia

shuld be fun

no1 fucked k8 she is unfuckable currently

It's too late, she's already pregnant with my child.
As my mom always told me, "If there ever was a boy that could fuck the unfuckable, it would be you."

u ppl r dumb idgaf i am hoping my stomach heals from being recently poisoned quite badly lol

For those who don't know, Alex had to go to the hospital because he sucked a literal bag of dicks and overdosed on semen and had to get his stomach pumped.

He also had a gerbil in

u kno it is totally straight to listen to celine dion in ur moms house kitchen and trip lsd rite>?

Alex, try to reduce consumption of semen to avoid such situations in the future.

 

[valis]

There ain’t some high brow standard for threads, my man. A duck just made a thread about Ethan Ralph’s twitter checkmark ffs

TheSword 19 minutes ago

(just spotted in chat)

 

[Big News]

“but then who will frame roger rabbit?”

“Hillary”

“i didn’t say who would make roger commit suicide by 2 bullets to the back of the head”

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

There's also serial rapists that I don't talk about with anyone bc woman tend not to like rape.

 

[Law]

Read a book or go eat some plants, you lazy fuck.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

@IAmNotAlpharius Nigga do you know how long and hard I worked to milk a negrate chimpout from other people on the site and you have to ruin it with your pozrates?

That article is full of wonderful little gems.

"I'm an adult, it's not the first time I've been criticized, but never like that. On that Monday and Tuesday I had what I'd describe as an emotional concussion. It wasn't physical, I didn't get hit on the head, it was emotional because the feedback afterwards left me a little on the numb and dazed side. I slept a lot on Monday and Tuesday."

..

"I have a Pitbull. I love my dog, she's a great dog, but she's still a Pitbull at heart. This was probably the first time I ever thought in my life: Thank god I have a Pitbull. Am I glad that my Pitbull is there with my daughter? Yes I am. I don't think my dog would harm anybody, but she should be intimidating."

..

" I'm an "emotions" guy, so I have no problem with people expressing emotion. But I have people expressing emotion that is hurtful and harmful, whether it be words or the ton of memes I've seen that are supposed to look like me when I'm testifying."

..

"I wish Amber Heard emotional healing in a scenario where she was perceived by the general population as a "villainess."

..

"I would have liked Mr. Depp to get ahead of this and to have said, "Listen, I understand you are upset, but there are ways to express how to be upset." The fact that he hasn't probably says potential volumes about him. "

 

[Meat Target]

I guess the anthrax spores I mailed them worked.

 

[Happy Fish]

Notice how the labia don't look like swollen misshapen lobster claws.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

i will write k8 a bash facing letter ya

DEAR BITCH WE ARE HAVING A KID LOOK AT URSELF ETC I LOVE U GOD BLESS

 

[L50LasPak]

@henstepl

I am notorious in HL2DM for killing everyone with my "headbonk" maneuver, and for binding 3-4 spamsound commands to mousewheel, including flashlight 10x a second.

 

[Autistic Joe]

every other post is people complaining about all the niggercattle pissing 10 feet straight up into the goddamn air like autistic rainmakers.

a ravenous sea of autistic sharks with no teeth

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Null should be proud of A&H, like a mother is proud of her autistic son for getting a job as a grocery bagger.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

My mums a hairdress and she said ur a fgt.