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[Meat Target]

I don't think anyone could eat that much pizza and survive for very long.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

ARTICLE WRITER KILL YOURSELF.

Just you wait until the bikers discover the power of misgendering

 

[Random Internet Person]

Imagine being popular purely on the fact that you say stupid shit. And then loose it all because you say stupid shit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've never seen this bitch look more like Karla Homolka, and she always looks like Karla Homolka.

 

[Skitarii]

“I was playing Satan’s sister, and he was killing me, so he had me in a position where I couldn’t escape and lying on the floor. And he just farted.”

I suppose this wouldn't be the first time in history that an Austrian gassed a Jew.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Every citizen has a right to fedpost. It's in the Constitution of the United States of America!

there's so many things so weird about these people it's fascinating when properly stoned

daily "give josh unsolicited fitness advice" posting time

Wait, this is a gossip forum? I thought that we were just farmers disscusion how to grow kiwis in the best way...
my life is a lie ;_;

I don't want to get on the abortion trolley.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The klan was full of wizards, guys. We should focus on that.

This is the definition of being a faggot.

Women gotta step up their pull-out game

Inside of you there are two wolves.
One is gay. The other is gay.
You are gay.

Nigger, get therapy and shut the fuck up already.

The violence is escalating, just like my erection.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Didn't he have some furry fetish artist draw him with like 8 lactating teats and a swollen abdomen, or did I hallucinate that?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

See, I wouldn't root for biker gangs, but we're in Clown World.

The violence is escalating, just like my erection.

it's only a matter of time before Null's Angels* MC starts wrecking havoc on libturds worldwide.

Those white supremacists look awfully Mexican. Especially the one that says "I'm fuckin brown and proud motherfucka"

"White supremacists don't care what color your skin is as long as you're racist."

Bikers aren't some secret clan of Shaolin monks in a monastery hanging off the side of a mountain 14,000 feet up in Tibet

somebody ascends the cliffs of wisdom on the arduous path to see the enlightend masters of the monastery, and it turns out it's just a biker gang

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Rosita is a literal monster. She's an aberration of nature. Her existence spits in the eye of God. Grover, Elmo, Oscar, even Bert and Ernie are all abominations.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Probably not. I'm guessing for lots of reasons that will be explained in excruciating detail by some autist in a few minutes.

 

[Meat Target]

*head emerges from a bucket of cold water*
"I'm still eating meat, fuck you."

 

[Table Country]

The vaccine is very dangerous.
This guy I knew took the vax and ended up grifting for money online with a stuttering retard.

Seems like a simpler option would be to just lynch Null.

he was so embarrassed by his son's weak rap game, he collapsed and fell to his death.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

"She's an abusive cunt, who got mad she couldn't be a part of the ranch and now is prepping to launch alpaca pedo jpegs in our name."

 

[Law]

It's pure egomania to consider herself his peer. Pure egomania!

 

[Table Country]

I wasn't prepared for elmo professing his love to a fuck doll but here we are.

I wanted to make fun of the overly orvane negro with the newsie cap but he won me over.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That Pink Congo philodendron story was wild, wasn't it?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

OG's make Free Gibs
Free gibs make dindu men
Dindu men make ratchet hoes
Ratchet hoes destroy free gibs.
Lack of gibs makes OG's.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Aw fuck now where am I going to go to get my bitch lasagna?

 

[Table Country]

Lake Sneed
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"The far right is escaping legal scrutiny through a legal loophole known as 'not breaking the law'"