random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Table Country]

My name is Lucas Sorrenti, this is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead. Murdered by my brother in law Null. Null has been building an estrogen empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist.

Trannies don't even have to order their own pizza. Who is REALLY oppressed?

COME OUT YE FAT AND TRANS
COME OUT AND FIGHT US LIKE A MAN
TELL THE POLICE HOW YOU GROOMED THOSE BOYS ON DISCORD
SHOW EM HOW THE PIZZA GUY
MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL AND HIDE
YOUR STREAMS AND FEMININITY ARE PISS POOR

 

[Aunt Carol]

Cope harder, Janet, you're going to die at the age of 84 with your family at your bedside, you boring asshole.

Fire is one of those binary things; it's either on fire, or it fucking isn't.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

“In the morning afterwards, five different pizza companies sent pizzas to my hotel room under my deadname. Obviously, it isn’t the pizzas that are the problem—but it’s the threat that they make, that they know where I live and are willing to act on it in the real world.”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trans-...now-in-hiding-after-second-dox-attack.127703/

 

[Meat Target]

"I may fuck dogs but at least I'm not a Kiwifarmer."

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'm wishing rape on anyone trying to give me advice.

 

[Table Country]

People look at British peasant food from the 1800s and act like its what they eat today, by the same logic I should he asking if you eat nigger food and hardtack

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

no you fuckin dingus they put it in his femoral artery

You’d be trying to finish, and would have to deal with it constantly scrambling to get away from you, bleating loudly all the way.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

The first glassdoor review sounds perfectly reasonable and truthful, the second one sounds like a woman.

 

[valis]

I ran the Ponytariat. A leftist MLP server that fought Nazis in the fandom

(from the screenshot in https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-roberts.115295/post-12774177)

 

[Your Best Friend]

 

[WhoBusTank69]

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nigga said "IN HIDING" who tf are you? tranne frank? lil ugly ass

 

[Billy Butcher]

Sad violin

 

[JustSomeDong]

All the tranny hicks with the fucked up dicks
Better run
Better run
OUTRUN MY GUNT

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I’ll legally shoot heroin into my eyeballs just before my testimony so I can fucking cack it on the stand and force a bunch of Euro fags to smell my shit before they have to haul my dead ass out.

 

[SCSI]

Crested tits are my fave tits. Good hair, very stylish, would bang if avian.

If what counts as "lesbian sex" is really up to who's doing it, as the article states, then I declare that sticking my dick in a meatball sub is lesbian sex.

Never invite me to get lunch with you. Ever.

Brb, filing an application to Subway.

Time to go touch some grass (instead of touching myself at night).

Learn all the time zones and keep flying between them. If you chose them correctly, it will be night all the time, and hence, you can touch yourself all the time.

That's good, practical advice - thanks. But I think I'll just go and live on the dark side of the moon. I need to get the fuck away from Clown Planet, innawoods ain't far enough anymore.

Thank God I'm not one of you sinister-balled fucks.

For a short time, the testicle may spontaneously disappear.

Where does it go? WHO'S TAKING THE TESTES?

 

[CptnSnshn]

So basically Null is an idol and we're the penis-havers.

 

[N. Gin]

I ran the Ponytariat. A leftist MLP server that fought Nazis in the fandom

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Or just put all your information out there, like I do. Blackmail is useless if it’s common knowledge.

You can even fill out a form to schedule an event.

https://barackobama.com/scheduling/
Anyone who has a problem with me is cordially invited to come at me

 

[Jack Awful]

Josh, flam as you call him is an adult and right now a real disappointment

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I’m just jealous of keffals bros. I’ll let you call me a tranny and order pizzas to my house for 100k