random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[tehpope]

One eye on the Terfs and one eye on the streets

 

[AMHOLIO]

The Holo-what?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This is the kind of stuff that would get you banned from Stormfront.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Norm Macdonald was right: teachers are the real heroes.

Alchemy is based. Soon my homunculi will be ready, and he can make his own KF account to double my shitposting capacity.

Basically the Confederate states of America and some Yankee states that became conservative from mass importation of foreigners(the type that will gladly toss groomers off the roof but also have congregated into a tight knit community and hate anyone that doesn't look like them or practice Islam but also still vote democrat because they promise free gibz all the time and never deliver except more taxes)

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've seen some derails but polka sperging sure is a new one.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

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[Table Country]

Null stole a condom from me after a consensual tryst in 2005 and used it to impregnate himself with our baby, and has been extorting me for child support ever since. He is currently harassing me via Twitter DMs requesting that I pay for our son’s orthodontic work and high school yacht-club membership. I am now unable to work due to mental anguish and poverty and have committed suicide several times.

I checked twitter and Pat's toilet is not banned.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I'm pretty sure the reason the Sentinelese go ape-shit whenever they see white people approach is that they are worried we're going to sell them streaming services.

Reminder they want you neutered, indoors, and too fat to hunt and they think its funny

. I will not sleep in the cat bed, I will not eat the crunchies, and I will not get my balls chopped off.

 

[Cats]

 

[Overcast]

From the Alan White thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Musty has the power of God, karate and the Air Force on her side, she can sue us herself.

 

[Nasty Habits]

I've made love with several post-op trans women, and in fact it does not smell like farts or feces.

Courtesy of AvocadosConstant

 

[Kenya Jones]

Thanks @Solid Snek

Dugin envisions Fourth Theory as being like a spiritual revival of 18th century Russian Imperialism, circa the reigns of Peter and Catherine the Great; a vibrant, enlightened, multinational imperialism, in which all people - Russians, Asians, Baltics, Borats, Scandonavians, stinky Cossacks, maybe even Muslims too - live and work side by side, in a progressive, leftwing nationstate, that is bound together not by Rainbow Flags or Marvel movies or Thomas Friedman's Rock N Roll McDonalds, but by a deep and abiding love of traditional values, Slavic myth, and Orthodox Christianity.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Why find when you can create? Genetically engineered chemical-eating superbacteria are the wave of the future.

 

[PhoBingas]

Laughing at someone for being ignorant of the plot of cross dressing incest child porn isn't the own he thinks it is.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"GO ON HOME, TRANNY GRIFTERS, GO ON HOME
HAVE YOU GOT NO BLOODY WOMBS OF YOUR OWN?"
-traditional IRA ballad

 

[I am vomit]

I'd make a wild guess it was being a blatant pedophile. It doesn't help that if you saw him out of nowhere, you'd think you were looking at a sex offender's mug shot. He has resting stranger danger face.

why would you dox yourself as someone with horrible taste in art

I think the UK violated several international human rights conventions with Mr. Blobby.

you're telling me you saw the OP of this 30 year old dude drawing revenge porn of retarded furry twitter artists and your first reaction was "This guy is responsible for doing something to my cousin's daughter's family"?

i wouldve loved to be a fly on the wall watching her try and go through the family court process, given her utter lack of grasp of social cues or decent behavior; i bet she's also the type to think she knows better than her own lawyer, and gets mouthy in the courtroom.
poor kid, imagine googling your own mother, who no doubt caused you years of developmental trauma, only to find out that she flicks the bean to monkey disembowelment. oh and that she's a failed stripper. that's a combo of revelatory emotions i'm not sure anyone's experienced before

she’s a prime birthing pad in this state.

Porta potties are already gross but imagine finding porta potties filled with a bunch of blood, puss, and semen.

What is up with Peach's streched out legs, her melting vagina, and Daisy's vagina anus?

 

[Table Country]

I think this website should just delete the Keffals content. Keffals is a real celebrity with broad mass appeal, not a lolcow. Her private life is more important than normal people.

 

[speedweed]

Intersex people are just natures fuck ups. Just like crips. We should just ignore them in conversations about how humans are actually supposed to be made.

 

[Cake Farts]

The fragility of my balls affirms my feminity