random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SCSI]

Well I can't follow you guys because you think I'm some bugman Reddit janny troon, yet my dick is still very much intact (I should know, I'm holding it as we speak) and I look outside I'm still in some trailer park in the boonies. I guess we're all confused, eh?

Bro imagine being a pussy just cause you got arrested. Did you piss pants too?

Nor did I cry, shit, or cum.

I remember GROWLING and spouting off babble, but not pissing. No.

The anus is not a sex organ, you cannot create a life by cumming in someone's asshole, onto their turds.

everyone has eaten a little shrimp poo. it hasnt killed anyone

 

[Punished Snigger]

I just coomed to ralphs sextape

 

[Pedophobe]

Sorry you’re a fucking loser, it should bother you more that the only people who can tolerate you for more than a day are a solid decade your junior.

 

[Spud]

Like how years ago they fixed a bug in CK2 that was causing insane amounts of lag because every day Greek characters were checking if they could castrate people.

 

[Hitman One]

I hate to burst your bubble, but those people were in fact trans. They were dysphoric about life and transitioned to being not alive.

 

[Jenna]

No, baby infant child, you will unban from Twitter. Little insignificant child, I am an important person on Twitter. Petulant child, I have sued multiple times to have my account reinstated, you will look in your files and see I am not to be banned! No, infant baby child, I am not verified!

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"Their thread about me is a thousand pages long, filled with defamation, delusions, and a clinical obsession with every tiny detail of our lives."

 

[Elim Garak]

In fairness i don't recall the last time i heard about a pack of semi-ferrel jews ripping a toddler to pieces, then again i don't have as much time to follow news these days.

I have to be honest, I've never met a jew who could crush my skull with his oversized jaws. The world is poorer for this fact.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I look forward to their easily preventable scurvy.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Incest is an affront to nature, but Chris himself is an affront to capitalism.

 

[Law]

Has Bloomberg ever covered the thriving e-grift economy?

 

[LurkTrawl]

I'm having an absurdly hard time imagining a man shaving down their cock so it fits in tight jeans better.

Put your pussy on a diet and make it stop being fat and flabby.

 

[Elim Garak]

First time I've ever seen a reasonable centrist position preceded by, "If anyone here has read Mein Kampf..."

 

[Sky King]

Joshua Moon, you laughed at me when I said I was going to work as hard as I could to get your heinous website offline. Now who is laughing?

 

[Nazrin]

There's a random.txt that reads:

♪ TRANS PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS ♪
♪ TRANSPHOBES GO CATCH THESE HANDS ♪

erm.. actually its:

Trans people are my friends
Transphobes come catch these hands

Spoiler: source

https://www.tiktok.com/@craicboimental/video/7083150016914787590

 

[Autistic Joe]

"I am hiding in fear for my life. I am also planning on touring Europe"

Nigger spent $100k grifted bux on a federal crime lmao

Got up to grab a sub from down the road, come back and keffals is celebrating downtime... I must have missed it.

Feels like the DDOS equivalent of a woman asking "are you inside?"

 

[Pee Cola]

Friendly reminder that DDoSing is a felony and laughing at trannies isn't.

 

[Meat Target]

"We must secure the existence of the Farms and a future for funny shitposters (because the documentation of the coping Twitter trannies must not perish from the Earth.)"

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I was thinking about Servitors from Warhammer 40k and how bad ass it would be to use torture and psychiatric surgery to turn a serial killer into a door holder

 

[Blackhole]

Friendly reminder that DDoSing is a felony and laughing at trannies isn't.

The most horrifying act in the history of mankind; deadnaming:

"I just visited the site for the first time ever and holy fuck i've never seen a worse place on the Internet."

"Curiosity got the better of me so i took a quick look and saw thousands of transfolk being deadnamed and misgendered, it was one of the most horrific things i've ever seen"

"I got DDoS'ed for two whole hours and all I got was this lousy shirt"

THE STORMFRONT OF TRANSPHOBIA

Dont worry ill be twice as autistic as i am now

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Keffels and his Troon Crew are owed some thanks from me for the free laughs they provide, just by existing and being what they are. You are all clowns. Read that and cry about it you little faggot babies lmao. Sorry you can’t report it as “hate speech”, I’d imagine that makes your teeth grit in rage.