random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I want to submit my own quote

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight.

*Starts to play "Nearer My God To Sneed"*

 

[Elim Garak]

"Ejaculates Exclusively Anally"

 

[Juan?]

Don't forget these banger quotes that sound like they were put through Google translate at least 10 times. @Elim Garak.

"Using the app can get pregnant during pregnancy"
"Always pregnant."

"Gay, has 3 uterus (anal and 2 in the breast) and can get pregnant."

"There is a portal mode of the anus."

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I still won't be happy until I'm officially part of an "international incident"

 

[Cats]

 

[Meat Target]

I gave myself a terry tulpa so i could help him finish temple OS but he just calls me a glownigger 24/7

"HURR DURR LOOK AT ME LOOK AT HOW RETARDED I AM!"
"Look, it's a fucking retard!"
"HELP HELP I'M BEING DOXED!"

 

[Yankee Shogun]

I assume most people into Tgirl porn prefer chicks with dicks to the deleted scenes from Event Horizon.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thankfully, I am not in the habit of questioning the fashion choices of Marines, men who routinely handle high-explosives, or both.

Shame on all of you. Some grandma with the shakes and dyslexia tried really hard on this.

sorry for two days late, but wtf is that caption? She’s a girlboy ?!

I've read every damn page of this thread. I've seen manmade horrors of flesh and self-hated and I have no idea why the picture of this chick's arm-sausage made me physically flinch. The guy's necrotizing fauxssy two posts up didn't get so much as a blink, but something about that ungodly meat obelisk hits squarely on the uncanny valley for me. What the fuck?

Not to mention Turning Red's narrative was more like anti-9/11 pro-Islam propaganda. I stg none of these creators for the film did any post-2001 research.

 

[Table Country]

Anyone who tells you to do cardio is a fucking troongroomer.

 

[Positron]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If this site goes away tonight and never comes back, at least we got him to say "Rioley Ravioli" on Twitter.

He knows it's possible to shower every day right? And not wear a diaper for a fetish?

Sir, you are an unwashed chainsmoker in a diaper. Glass houses.

The elusive gay hat trick!

 

[NoReturn]

A miserable pile of secrets.
But enough talk.

Have at y- *connection error 503*

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I feel like I could do a better job and my only surgical experience was trying to cut myself with a broken paperclip when I was a depressed edgy 13 year old

>Idiot actually believes you can choke yourself to death.

The guy who comes in at the end? Convicted pedophile.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Originally found by @Hal

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Double post but it's been 4 days so whatever.

 

[Pee Cola]

Home is where you can call each other retarded niggerfaggots

It's so good to be home

 

[Blackhole]

Lol this dude claims he loved his mom but wouldn’t even try sorcery to save her life and now look what happened to her

 

[Open Window Maniac]

And I didn't realize that Sauron was played by a twenty year old, transvestite Eminem.

 

[Autistic Joe]

That. That is officially the worst thing I have seen in this thread. That PUCKERED ALIEN HOLE.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

its not about the doxxing or harassing trannies,
its about the friends we made along the way

All this wouldn’t have happened if you just had farted for real