random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

It sounds like horribly cheap/badly made gay porn. like, too low budget for onlyfans.

 

[LurkTrawl]

currently making $45/hr to shitpost about faggots

 

[Spud]

"Andy Moorski getting flattened in 10 seconds by a Filipino represents a lost form of Aryan honor"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Can faggots at least wear a condom when they are raping toddlers

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

"The Internet is not a game. It's real life."

Source: Russian opposition media posts an article about KW "demise"

 

[Meat Target]

Think of us as the MRSA of the Internet.

 

[Haramburger]

Jesse Singal:

5/ The one thing that unites Keffals, her supporters, Kiwi Farms, and for that matter, me: the fear of being forced to touch grass

 

[Manat]

"the kiwi farms situation has been perfectly summarised a century ago by my favourite auther Kurt Tucholsky:'In Germany, the person who warns you of filth is considered far more dangerous than the person who makes the filth.'"

"Kiwi farms is Twitter if there was no teacher to run to."

 

[Cloacan]

I missed you guys. I feel like this thread gives us all a special and disgusting bond.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I've been shitposting in the local supermarket bulletin board, but its not the same.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why is it that you can teach children how to consume porn, but you can't teach them gun safety?

 

[Elim Garak]

Did you at least give her one last shag before she went, @The Last Stand? 104 is right up your alley.

 

[Meat Target]

There are more childs in my vocabulary than there is pepperoni in my ass

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

idk if null is still collecting whitepill quotes but here is one I like
“Really, doesn’t everything make sense? There are, of course, things from which we more or less recover, although some of them are too harsh even for saints. But that is no reason to accuse God. Even if there are reasons to doubt him, the fact he did not arrange the world like a well-ordered parlor is not one of them. It rather speaks in his favor. This used to be much better understood.” - Ernst Junger

 

[Haramburger]

I cannot believe that I'm a part of this maelstrom of cat shit because I came here to see a 30 year old man make icons of Adolf Hitler from Crayola Model Magic.

 

[Autistic Joe]

There is literally no peak in troon degeneracy. Every time I think I've seen the zenith a new horrific star appears higher in the sky.

 

[JustSomeDong]

They keep saying White people need more Diversity, but it seems as though Diversity needs White people.

 

[Table Country]

Further evidence to corroborate my theory that spite is the most powerful force in the universe.

you don't kill an idea, you lop off one head and we'll grow several more, and each of those heads will be laughing at you because you'll never be a woman.

Welcome back, everyone.

 

[Meat Target]

That's horrible. If you're a manlet (under 6'1") then just practice dwarfmaxxing. Grow a big beard and carry an axe everywhere. Chicks dig axes. Also practice mining. Get some jewels. Chicks dig jewels.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

She isn't even enough of a Jew to get gassed by Hitler.