random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[anustart76]

You're Tim Pool and you're sitting there next to this bearded gorilla that shoves dildos up his ass and sends his girlfriend out to get drilled by Matt from Tinder. He has been insisting that you call him Poppa Bear and suddenly you feel his hand on your leg under the desk as he gives you a creepy smile. He leans in and whispers "I can make a man out of you Tim".

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[speedweed]

Let's dox his children.

....That is not what I expected.
I expected some american prudishness about a mother nursing her baby on a parkbench or something, not a fat nigress baring her fat-tits in the supermarket to feed her toddler, and then selling it on onlyfans as fetish-porn.

This dinosaur is small, and looks to be gay.

> Gay
> Maori
> Con-Artist

It's not uncommon to find a combination of any of two of those things, but a trifecta like that is...curious.

Being a whore is nothing like working at mcdonalds. If a hooker doesn't let me do what I want I can beat the shit out of her and dump her at the next truck stop and no one gives a fuck. But if I beat the shit out of a mcdonalds employee for not having the soft serve machine working then suddenly I've committed "assault" and the police get called again.

 

[WolfeTone]

I am sending a donation to the ADL right now just to spite you weirdos.

 

[Meat Target]

That name alone is a red flag. It'd be like a man named Rage McStabsYouInTheFace.

What's wrong with Rage McStabsYouInTheFace? Its up there with being named "Max Fightmaster".

So that's kind of nice that they distinguish between the Farms and SexyNudeKidsParadise.ru.

Never ascribe to glowniggery that which can be explained by sucking dick for cock.

 

[Aunt Carol]

REEEEEEEEEE but also lol

 

[Meiwaku]

Frankly, she should just turn to writing shitty fatgirl romance novels (a genre that does exist),

Hes Gay, the Jew of sexual orientations.

The first and possibly only time I've interacted with Jews IRL was when we had to go to a Holocaust Museum in year 8. Only thing I remember from there was that the gift shop was outrageously expensive. So I figured then that the schizos I was talking to on the internet were probably right. I mean 30 bucks for a picture book? Come on now.

^possibly my favorite post relating to jews on this entire site

I'll always find it funny when you bring up the 56% meme since you got outed as a Sea Mexican.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

C'mon she's 14, you can't jump immediately to horsefucking

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Imagine trying to rape a horse and it kills you, what a fuckin' loser.

You people need to find Jesus so he can beat you to death.

She's Brazilian, i know my people.
I lived next to the local hospital and doctors would come up and pick oranges at my house, you'd be amazed at the diversity in age, gender and health of individuals who shove weird shit at their asses.

 

[Meiwaku]

IDK how you fag up a frog thread

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If Ukraine was a woman she'd steal all the money out of your wallet, take your kids, and put your dog in the pound

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Love to play basketball while denying I was hatched. I have two hands after all.

If there's going to be a place people can find details, the best place is a forum dedicated to a man who raped his own mother.

We are the farmers. We watch the clit-choppers and the titty-woppers, and soon we shall discuss the amputation of your dick.

So that settles it: Ben Collins is a CIA test tube baby.

meet somewhere, have a couple of happy drinks and go steal a sheep.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO GET FUCKED

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I wish the people behind this comic had any balls so the next comic would be Blobby doubling down and asking for an answer on the Jewish question.

 

[speedweed]

This exposes us all to the radically polarizing influence of a small percentage of truly bad lulz-seeking dementors.

 

[Table Country]

Yeah I have two questions.

1) you're a faggot

2) shut the fuck up

 

[keytar]

Can you really sue for defamation when no one anywhere likes you?

 

[Table Country]

There are powerful Jewish mages. What they don't realise is, by them expecting antisemitism everywhere, they are manifesting it into existence with their own energies.

Real mental cases are prescribed drugs at random until they end up wandering major cities.

 

[Pissmaster]

 

[Meiwaku]

sir this is a thread for PEOPLE dying, not communists.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Tarantula's look like they have meat until you decide to study their anatomy and find out their just a giant penis.

Never forget the masturbation machines.

Picturing a mom giving her kid something for a headache and the next thing she knew, they're waxing the carrot over trains, feet and trains with feet.

Can I pay with a ladder so you can use it to jump up my butt?

"Hello police there is a woman diddling a crippled retard in the bathroom"

I personally find it heartwarming that so many pensioners are curious to know what MILF and BBC mean.

H&N? Is that a supporters-only forum for hentai-related news?

God I'm drunk and I hope I didn't just dox myself by describing my work nemesis' loose stools and shoes.