random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pedophobe]

4. "The Quran is Family Guy, while the Bible is The Simpsons."

 

[Gog & Magog]

I figured it was time to lay down my sword and lose some weight. Sold my katana and used the money to buy a house, I live a happy life now as a more open minded individual. I still have my fedora and trench coat on display to remind me of the past neckbeard days and that being an epic fedora man never got me laid.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

"im proud of spouting lies and bullshit because im a bitch nigger chink"

 

[3MMA]

“Inside of me there's 2 gunts and both want to release revenge porn”

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I have an ability, I cannot control and sadly, said ability has brought me misery and pain sometimes but it works no matter what, because when you REALLY hurt me, when I'm really mad at something and I'm not joking, me and goddess can fucking end your life, that's how it works, no fucking way to escape no matter where you are

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't recommend eating parasite ridden meat.

His toes have Down Syndrome co-morbid with Prader-Wili.

Emus actually run the Australian government. That's why the government hates the Australian citizen.

The fuck did Dee Snider do to you?

Sure there are feds going around running sting operations and shit like that. But a lot of it wasn't feds. It was just a bunch of autistic basement dwelling wignat fags.

this is how the world ends

not with a bang

but with an nword

My hobby is being autistic on the internet.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Those dudes are burning records and animals like the Nips in Manchukuo in 1945.

 

[Titty Figurine]

I don't think even Delta allows passengers to use their in-flight WiFi for passengers to be Hollerin'' about lawyers' hotwives on some Discord call.

 

[Sprate Header]

"excuse me ma'am, poopy doo doo fat man"
Ralph btfo?

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Weed is the Reddit of drugs.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I only knew one guy with a master system and he had a really, really weird mom and no dad. If he had grown up today with that crazy mom he would probably have gotten puberty blockers instead of a master system.

 

[Table Country]

reminds me of that scene in American Psycho where Bateman rehomed all those prostitutes in that closet

Pat is fighting with his dildo on twitter

In this case I'm afraid to imagine what he means by "prison" that the dildo is going to enjoy.

 

[Path Wanderer]

I can't wait to wake up and check for any updates. I'll have dreams of bifurcated sugar plums dancing in my head tonight.

I fear the consequences for the diverse denizens of Milwaukee if he learns about "black pudding".

Wait for the knock

 

[Aunt Carol]

A frigate? She wigged out over a FRIGATE?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Dealing with niggers is like trying to walk with a broken leg. It's not easy it's painful and you end up saying nigger a lot.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

First he argues with his toilet and now he argues with his dildo.

 

[Table Country]

Chuck Norris has a boob growth fetish?
Disgusting!!

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

MMA is the globohomo of fighting.

 

[Meat Target]

Better Archive your deepfaked celebrity racial rants while you still can.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

You don't have to have a craving for 12-year-old ass in order to write a song.