random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SofondaCox]

"Do not ruin Tom Hanks for me. Shut up. " - Jersh Moon

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"Josh Moon, the 30-year-old baby-faced troll king"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2023-0...ons-about-kf-for-a-story.144028/post-14555436

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[TheArtilleryman]

A woman getting arrested just for having her penis out is proof that both democracy and capitalism have failed.

 

[natewiz]

My favorite lines from today's hit piece:

“I contacted NYPD. I showed them Kiwi Farms threads. I said, ‘I’m afraid someone is going to SWAT me,’ and they were like ‘Get off the internet.'"

“I think that it’s easier for people to dismiss Kiwi Farms as simple trolls, because you can’t wrap your head around this level of evil,”

"If you try to explain what Kiwi Farms is doing to you, you sound like a paranoid schizophrenic.”

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

From Ali Brieland's hit piece.

[T]his question may be more haunting: Can Kiwi Farms ever die?

 

[Cyclonus]

Don't think of us as a trans hate forum, think of us as the loyal opposition.

It's probably considered bad form to submit a quote of yourself, but I want people to see this when they check the site out for the first time, dammit.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It feels like about half of Arfcom has always taken anything Fox News has ever said at any point at complete face value, and always trusted it as the truth, which I think is one of the reasons why a lot of them come off as very brain damaged.

That's bullshit. What gave it away is the notion that any kiwi would go outside.

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwi Farms is a rorschach test for retards.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Look, if you're going to find a rare good troon it's not going to be running a suicide forum.

Just because you decided to google interracial troon porn during math class instead of paying attention doesn't make it racist.

At face value, putting in effort with a woman to stick your penis in her vagina is not gay.

Not a funtional heterosexual. Just support people's right to self-determination.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Listen, and understand. That autist is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are doxed and ridiculed.​

 

[Meat Target]

I am an equal-opportunity wisher of painful red rashes.

 

[Pedophobe]

“I contacted NYPD. I showed them Kiwi Farms threads. I said, ‘I’m afraid someone is going to SWAT me,’ and they were like ‘Get off the internet.'"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-14562164

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

choke on my cum faggot
bet you'd pay for that too

"Only believe the women we want you to believe"

Josh Moon wins again.

Good job, Joshy. Hope you don't drop yourself.

But is she fat?

"Having sex with women I'm married to is something people do, like, a lot."

Harper Collins is literally shaking.

Necroing the hell outa this

 

[Cyclonus]

If Null succesfully sues and gets money out of Ali or Mother Jones that isnt legal fees, I will film myself yelling Nigger in an airport. You can screenshot this and hold me to it.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Even your grammatical structure gives slavic wibes from my absolutely certified linguistic expertise gathered from years playing FPS games on Russian servers.

Ah I see you picked autistic. Good choice vatnik. How about for this one? Ask Putin to shill out for a True And Honest account, I'd love to get deviant which I haven't goten in a while.

 

[Meat Target]

What is a journalist? A miserable little pile of personality disorders!

 

[Shard]

Unlike those toothless far-right groups that get caught playing at harmless shenanigans like planning mass shootings or assassinating federal judges or building dirty bombs in their garage, Kiwi Farms making fun of you on the internet is permanent.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He never sleeps, the Kiwi. He is trolling, trolling. He says that he will never die.

Kiwifarms harvests anguish

Josh Moon, the 30-year-old baby-faced troll king

Kiwifarms sounds way cooler than that place where I call moviebob a fat retard, say nigger sometimes; and get angry over news articles that I haven't even read.

Kiwi Farms is a rorschach test for retards.

If you motherfuckers come for Mr Rogers this is going to get really personal really fast. That man was an icon, a legend and now I'm getting preemptively MATI.