random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[keytar]

The ride really never ends

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

To the tune of the DK Rap:

He-he-here we go!

He's finally here, spergin' for you
He's a retarded member, of the autistic crew
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through, the Felix Lang Rap!

Fe-lix
Fe-lix Lang
Fe-lix
Felix Lang is gay!

His mind is stopped like a broken clock
That sick freak lusts for tranny cock
His sad attempts at humor, just aren't funny
He wants to go and fuck his dead mummy

He has a problem, with crapping his pants
His parents took him on a vacation to France
In his pants, he leaves skids
He's an autistic, spoiled rich kid

Huh!

Fe-lix
Fe-lix Lang
Fe-lix
Felix Lang is Gay!

He has no style, he has no grace
Felix Lang has a funny face
He wants to fuck, a smelly Rouge
On the Farms, he unleashed an autistic deluge

He claims that he is, great at art
He has the artistic skills, of a wet fart
It took him weeks, do draw the damn apples
He needs to pray to Jesus, and visit a chapel

C'mon @RACISM, take it to the fridge!

Apples, diapers, rancid bat smells
He's sliding down the hole to tranny fucker hell
Aww yeah!
Apples, diapers, rancid bat smells
He's sliding down the hole to tranny fucker hell
Aww yeah!

 

[Captain Chromosome]

This you RN, seriously I’m a retard and I’m a niggerfaggotcunt Fucking REEEEEE dude. Ffs stop getting so pissy at a random stranger on the internet and do something more productive then dunking in such a boring twat like me. If you think I’m so retarded why are you constantly trying to respond or dunk on every point I make? Your clearly smarter than I am. You win. Why do you need to keep proving it?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm sure them same bitch niggas were all getting worked up over COVID and wearing their mask and taking all their vaccines and panicking and shitting themselves and suckin' on dildos shaped like Fauci's phallus.

 

[Power Appreciator]

And there'll be no shortage of random idiots out there, living amongst us, who'll shit & piss & fart & cry & panic

 

[HahaYes]

@spaztocate9000

 

[JelloJerk]

I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I do not wear diapers, I have not worn them since I was a fucking baby obviously. I don’t know why you keep making rape jokes at my expense.

Lmao you're wearing diapers right now Diaper Boi.

 

[Woodchipper]

Everyone loves @Dyn you brainless faggot with a dead mom. Even your dead mom hates you.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Shamefur Dispray

I used to be white, then I met someone and she turned me Japanese

stalkers fart inside, I grind the pepperoni, enjoy prison child. A haiku for you

 

[Ogre Magi]

Nigger. NIGGER!

I can literally say NIGGER here. Nobody is stopping me. Look at me, I'm going to say NIGGER again! NIGGER!

Freedom is still alive.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I want to come inside @Dyn. That hot abo faggot.

I am one rude dude.

 

[Spunt]

I have done nothing wrong aside from just be admittedly a bit of a shithead

 

[MrJokerRager]

Why do you need to lower the age of consent when you never ask for consent anyways?

 

[Hitman One]

The monkeys will have their revenge

 

[Gentlebastard]

This fucking article mentions the painful erections but fails to mention the site of the bite quite literally melts down in big nasty craters that take forever to heal and scars pretty badly.
Maybe its for the best, might get some sex pest retard to try this out on their dicks or something.

Oh, now you tell me. How am I supposed to explain this at the ER?

It's the kind of joke that non-autistic men make when they're doing real things in real life - you wouldn't get it.

But that's enough seriousness, have a shitpost

I've met a slew of lesbians over the years, and they never used to like shoving their cocks up each other's assholes.

They all need to be introduced to Mister Woodchipper.

You're not a retard whisperer, you're a retard just like I am. We're all retards down here.

What do you call a tranny with no arms and no legs in a lake? Bob.

What do you call a tranny with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Mat.

What do you call a tranny with no arms and no legs at the end of a rope? An inevitability/a good start.

I dunno - my nuts hang pretty symmetrically and I've never noticed them clacking together like a Newton's Cradle.

If boobs were any more perfect the amount of damage breasts would cause would have wiped us out long ago.
Put your faith in the milkers they will guide us.

He doesn't even know what he's angry about. His sources are TikTok videos made by complete retards

 

[Geranium]

If she hadn't lied about such a serious issue and then failed to learn a single lesson from her own narcissism and dishonesty, I'd feel very sorry for her.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Autism, castration, "fascism", climate change, suicide.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

In context.

This guy has it all.
Autism, castration, "fascism", climate change, suicide.