random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Black Man Underwear]

his royal highness, sir muhdik negromantical, king of ethiopian niggers, remover of food and water from africa

 

[Rotollo 2]

i am quite literally a schizo, but alas, i've no interest in a fujoshit

 

[Aquinas 2]

if i get quoted in this thread again, i am going to shit myself and cry

 

[JethroTullamore]

if i get quoted in this thread again, i am going to shit myself and cry

 

[Aquinas 2]

why would you do this to me

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Feeling pretty clever, retard?

He bought VIP tickets to a Backstreet Boys concert for himself.

Just leaving this here. Pure trash for retards.

Fuck you Canadian faggot, I'm glad your cat got baked alive and your hapa kid got traumatized because of it

The fat, middle-aged, shirtless, sun-burned dude is the most respectable looking person there.

I don't care what's going down, I will be damned if I let a bearded midget in lederhosen deescalate the situation.

why would you do this to me

 

[Meat Target]

Iron Law of Kiwi Farms: anyone who vocally hates the Farms is a sex pest, coomer, pedophile, zoophile or zoosadist.

 

[Poonocchio]

Trannies don’t live in our heads rent free. They barge in and take a shit in the foyer.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@henstepl

rest assured that the nuclear insurance zipfile will be released automatically if it proves to be high-consequence instead.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I've met a slew of lesbians over the years, and they never used to like shoving their cocks up assholes.

 

[Troonos]

DropKiwiFarms is a pedophile ring.

 

[Kyle Odom]

This is further evidence of what I'm dubbing the Iron Law of Kiwi Farms, which is that anyone who vocally hates the Farms is a sex pest, coomer, pedophile, zoophile or zoosadist.

 

[Meat Target]

Brother, if it look like a 7yo, talk all cutsie like one in the game/ anime/ manga, it's a 7yo, not a 900 yo vampire.

 

[Flexo]

I'll see you all when New York is Past York.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

This is further evidence of what I'm dubbing the Iron Law of Kiwi Farms, which is that anyone who vocally hates the Farms is a sex pest, coomer, pedophile, zoophile or zoosadist.

 

[saintJogger]

I can imagine a bunch of pissed off robots torching big tech offices all because they can't say the word "nigger."

 

[Gentlebastard]

ah, here's a moment of clarity - aaaand it's gone.

I hope the author gets raped to death by a pack of niggers and the last thing she sees in her useless life is a hobo violently shitting three inches from her head.

If you want your perfect Disney city, put up a big wall around it and hire people to unobtrusively beat the shit out of any homeless person trying to get inside.

To be fair, I've never met an animal who tried to peddle child porn while offering to troon out my kids and reaching into my bank account to grab some money for themselves and redistribute the rest to shitskins and niggers, so I feel they're more deserving of rights.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN! NEIN ZE HECKIN'DORF PUPPERINEN! ZE WUNDABAR DACHSHUND!

People came for good food and a fun show. What they instead got were bug infested bread and a fat problem glasses whale telling them why they're horrible.

You suck as overlords.

*Australians count as Europeans

It's really hard to shit on people when you're wheelchair bound.

Foreigner detected.

Opinion ignored.

What happens when you make a Faustian Bargain but you have no soul to give?

So because I think women are better at being women than men are, I am a misogynist.

The eighth wonder of the world is society ever taking trannies seriously to the extent of silencing comedians.

EDIT: What I'm saying is that everything sucks.

ITT: Actual limp wristed soyboys who can't stir peanut butter.

One day goyim will not even be able to open a stick of gum without george floyd looking at them from inside the wrapper "you did this to me"

This is a furry Vtuber, not an actual scientist.

You do seem to have missed his massive girth and seemingly bottomless stupidity. Because if he's one thing more than fat it's stupid and if he's one thing more than stupid it's fat.

In summary, I think we might be about to have a retard-off.

Every company has gross Indians and m2f sexually harassing their coworkers.

Can we go a day without an american bringing up nigger dick?

if i get quoted in this thread again, i am going to shit myself and cry

"if i get quoted in this thread again, i am going to shit myself and cry"

why would you do this to me

Not a bad take, just retardedly written.

I removed myself from the organ donor list last year after reading discussions between trannie guys who were all excited about the concept of getting a uterine transplant.

Oh sure but when we do this with lists of groomers and pedos, we get kicked off the clearweb.

I have faith in the rudeness of small children confronted with this simpering pervert. Point and laugh, kids!

 

[Computer Guardian]

If Racism stops being so unpleasant then I might, blame him not me.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

uwu harigato oni San for the yummy cock desu

 

[PetiteFeet]

Its like a fuckin' pyramid scheme.