random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

My new headphones are great. Is this some new type of pedophile JOI?

I prefer my furry porn to be normal and realistic

 

[Positron]

(Source)

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Imagine I'm a typical 90 IQ Redditor. I've heard of the trolley problem, but I don't quite get it, who's the bad guy and who's the good guy? It's not MY fault that someone died, even if that's what I chose. I blame the trolley, the trolley is the bad guy. I'm going to write a fanfiction where the trolley is evil and I throw the trolley into a meat grinder.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm sure some German has jacked off to it.

I can be an asshole, but only to weirdos that deserve it.

This meme is so retarded that I feel dumber in trying to understand it.

Even a broke pig is right twice a day.

I took a dig into his profile and just about ended up with abs from how hard I was laughing.

niggers were being faggots before WYPIPO showed up so we should accept it

"No, atalker. I am not in Prison, it is you who will soon be cellmates with Big Nigga Tyrone in cellblock A, not I. You have been warned many thousands of times to cease writing me at this address."
-Postmarked from Milwaukee County Jail & Criminal Justice Facility.

Why... Why did I click that.

Decided to dig a bit deeper and I found lunacy.

Wtf, I love Ugandans now. They are intense.
"This wan is eating da poo poo which is now all over his face".

Like most people who are about to have a major surgery, time was spent before surgery reposting furry porn and simping for a horse cock enthusiast.

Oh and don’t worry. The surgery didn’t affect their sex drive. They are using the hospital WiFi to post and look at furry porn.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I give it five years before Disney puts out a movie called "Fuck You" which consists entirely of all their popular white characters being brutally executed by a light skinned black woman with bright purple hair.

 

[Poonocchio]

And many years from now, as old Doods, dying in your Poonsacks, would ye not give all the years between that day and now for one chance, just ONE CHANCE, to come back here and tell the twansphobes, that ye may take our binders, but YE'LL NEVER TAKE OUR PACKERS!!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Maybe we can gauge transportation simply based on "how hard would it be to clean if I took a shit and vomited right here" metric; the harder it would be to clean the better the transportation is gonna be.

Instead of whining on the internet, get off your ass and learn to paint. Take your own advice.

I leave for the weekend and my favorite thread turns into an A&N shitfest, wtf.

Snow Bland and the Zero Fucks.

 

[Pissmaster]

There are few things more pathetic than a person who chooses to stick around in a space where they are not wanted.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If their HRT doesn't give them the breasts they want, is the HRT itself transphobic?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Also the toy on the left looks like some weird fantasy Klansman

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Is he even at Applebees? Why the fuck would he pretend to be getting drunk at Applebee's?

 

[demicolon]

I dont think he's completely a puppet or a lord. He's an arrogant toad in the middle of the road.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

The jew's entire reason for existence is so that more white women can get raped with brooms by niggers

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

This tweet from Ali Jamal would be a pretty good candidate.

The list of ugly people and they say I'm ugly lmao; most of the people on that list drink alcohol and do drugs

 

[Power Appreciator]

So the day comes that I get to rejoin Cyber Space...only to find it has become infested with trannies! Oh no!

 

[MrJokerRager]

Okay, but how did she vote prior to this?

 

[Gentlebastard]

You're asking for free jizz from some rando on the internet, the hell you expected dumbass?

I think what we need now is the cleaning power of a nuke.

It's been a while since I gagged reading something. Not even the giggly goonclown thread could elicit that feeling in my jaded soul.

Your remark is as horrifying as it is logically consistent, and I hate you for making it as a result.

What the hell did I do in life to be subjected to this article?

If you think it's bad with Millennials, just wait until the next generation starts flooding in; you have an entire generation of people who grew up staring at a nightmare rectangle for 16 hours a day.

This isn't black people shit, this is retarded white hippie shit (should've been obvious since this movement started in San Francisco).

We wuz honkeys an shit.

We wuz Banjos.

It's all part of their long game. Next will be "We wuz Kazoos", finally ending with "We wuz Banjo Kazooie".

Watch out, Rare. They're coming for you.

How fucking Orwellian does your government have to be to just outright give someone the title of "Domestic Spy Chief"

I mean, we have them here too, but at least we give them titles like "FBI", "NSA", and "Homeland Security" to at least pretend to hide it.

I just can't stand anime at all anymore. Seeing that image fills me with existential dread and rage

Yeah, no reporting, spray and pray tactics, and it's in Atlanta. Looks like a faggot must've pissed off a nigger and nature took its course.

Oh well if you put bullhorn emojis around all caps you must be right and not just a fucking lunatic.

Plz only murder at night.

Jack merely understanding the word 'sieve' is on par with you or I understanding. 'Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism.'

How is it possible for one man to be so aggressively wrong about everything all the time?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Not only are they pretty and famous and all that but Russtard was so repulsive he turned them into lesbians.

Also... that would be kinda hot.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

These ‘day of…’ celebrations have gone too far if I’m expected to start measuring penises to know who I should be buying cake for. Should I just buy cake for all of the guys to be sure? What about the pooners and girldicks? I’m up for any excuse to take baked goods to work but this seems like it may be even more awkward than Hug a Jew Day (first Monday in February).