random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

The afternoon heat is getting a little too warm to be wearing my Skulldenim and Deathplaid.

 

[Pedophobe]

People are their own worst enemy I swear.

 

[Gentlebastard]

“Satisfaction of judgment fee paid: $5.00”

Ability to sneed: priceless.

No, child, I will not pay you $23,739.25.
Instead, stalker, I will pay you $32,709.80.

TOTAL STALKER CHILD VICTORY

I like to imagine the bailiff picked him up by his ankles and shook him until all the money fell out, like the fat little nerd he is.

Stalker Children: FREE
Quasi: PAID
Niki's Vagina: FARTED IN(by black men)
Black Children: GROUND
Fatrick's Blood Alcohol Content: Above Legal Limit

This will just be a prequel for his erotica series Into the pink : better wife needs all 5 to feel anything
Wishlist this upcoming, smoldering marital epos including themes such as cannibalism, Big Black Farts, cuckolding and sexual abuse of the mentally deficient.

A rancid smelling pajeet committing phone based criminal activity, what a fucking shock

“Hello? Board of directors? I got a text message saying a dude farted in my vagina. I need you to - Hello? Hello?”

This is one of the stupidest, most uninformed things I have ever read in my entire life. Why would he say such a stupid thing so confidently?

my brother in Christ, welcome to the Patrick Tomlinson thread

View attachment 5302554NO STALKAH WANKA, I AM NOT AUSTRALIAN, THIS IS SIMPLY A DIDGERYDELUSION. AND YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO JAIL YA CUNT.

can't imagine anything being worse than that obvious ideological bullshit dressed up in a mary sue minor getting shat on by aliens

You guys were hunting and killing people?! Why didn't anyone tell me? I'm always the last one picked to join the right wing death squads. It's like first grade all over again.

He never once considered, "Perhaps acting like belligerent retard is the problem."

 

[Mr Bunny]

She's not even British-fuckable

Please don't fantasize about my penis.

 

[Meiwaku]

I think I pretty much peaked the town Vet lol.

This Asian lady possessed no bushes, only a fine sprouting of a lawn.

They're posting about the Norwood scale focus on yourselves kings

 

[Geranium]

gutted and hanged upside down in a federal prison for my mass murder of poor, innocent trans people via forum posts

 

[Spud]

What am I supposed to tell them? We already assume all white people are gay nazi pedophiles.

 

[Pee Cola]

when I think of kiwifarms, I think of it mainly as an internet retirement home for late 20s to early 40s millennials that have been thrown out of the monoculture

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

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edit: IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

 

[Blackhole]

If he wants to get turned into deli meat, he can put on blackface and wander around the east side of Milwaukee. There's a rotund individual there who would eagerly oblige him.

No child, he can't, and no child, there isn't. You have been told many thousands of times that the nigglet pepperoni is merely a product of your deranged, maladapted brain, stalker.
Enjoy prison.

If you aren't capable of using the brain alleged to be in your skull to not be a violent retard ape, you deserve to be treated like a virus.

 

[Autistic Joe]

A refridgerator would make a more convincing woman.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Mmmm, yes, yes. Ice Cream So Good

 

[Lithuophile]

No matter how shitty life is, at least I can live with the fact that I never died because of sweet and sour sauce. How embarrassing.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Guys like this tick me off. They used to make me uncomfortable, but now I'm a mean old lady and I just want to bully them.

some goth whale trying to channel the columbine shooters and Sasuke on their own santeria altar with an offering of twizzlers and malt liquor

Pretty sure there were no orgies in Peter Cottontail.

I want to grind on the Jim rails

 

[Meat Target]

It's not Necronomicron levels of madness, but it is definitely madness.

Like millions of other people this is actually how my Jewish great grandfather, Localiah Fedberg, died in the Holocaust.

Or you could load pointy stuff pointed down so you don’t go to the hospital in case the Grim Reaper wants an easy way to fill his quota for the day

 

[Meiwaku]

This guy looks like the result of asking an AI to create an average human face while limiting its dataset to a sex offenders registry.

He looks like a mildly down syndromey middle aged Leonardo DiCaprio, but 25.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't even know you and I know you deserve better than the default showerhead.

 

[Hitman One]

wore this while walking to the gas station yesterday. someone felt the need to lean out of their car window to yell "what the FUCK is that?" in my direction. I wish I could've caught up to tell them I'm their worst nightmare.

 

[AltisticRight]

Bath in the supreme intellect, insight, and sophistry of Ethan Ralph's poem.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If I ever discover I have terminal cancer, I’m going to do the following:

1. Hire beefy niggers to sodomize movie Bob.