random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Now I know a lot of you are thinking ‘that should be obvious’, but I’m kind of retarded that way.

I’ve slept with slightly fat women, in some of my lower moments

A Kiwifarmer, having sex? I don't buy it.

This is the second pedophilic german writer I came across this month.

I wonder what it has to be like for the poor person running the Electronic Frontier Foundation's X account getting barraged with "Enjoy prison" tweets and bull testicles on a fat man's face.

he's started up again. Look at that childing rate. Over 1 stalker child per minute. FRANTIC

Come for the sneed, stay for the Kubrick references.

Don’t forget that if we humans are going to push out all the apex predators, we have to step up to the role they played in the ecosystem.

Apex oblige

This is one of the most autistic things I've read in a while. I appreciate people having dreams and passions but could he choose something less fucking weeb?

if you are going to tell me you've never remembered some random insignificant bit of trivia I'll call you a lying faggot

Every time I log into tumblr I see something insane.

Isn't it funny that there's a male pornstar out there who has a reputation for casually raping people on set? It's so surreal.

 

[Stan]

New Zealand Agricultural Forum

 

[AnOminous]

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Bath in the supreme intellect, insight, and sophistry of Ethan Ralph's poem.

He really does have the mind of a fat 15 year old girl doesn't he? Surprised he doesn't put little hearts as the dots to his "i"s when he writes something by hand.

 

[Pedophobe]

we should all strive to be more like secret watcher

 

[Meat Target]

juveniles = niggers
adults = everyone else who isn't a nigger

 

[Autistic Joe]

Complaining about neg reacts? What is he, an A+H user?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Weightlifting while fat is the bodybuilding equivalent of paradoxical undressing.

 

[Path Wanderer]

I'm dead serious. I am insane. I will start a newspaper in North Dakota. I don't care anymore.

that's when the swatting and IRS sagas begin, and we lament the good old days of watching a drug addict lose his shit over cartoon cats.

 

[Wodanaz]

I don't understand the obsession with stinky anime neet armpits

 

[Hitman One]

I am sure the teen girl in question is completely cured of her transphobia, by that very womanly act of vandalism and public defecation.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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[Meat Target]

Finally I can get stabbed in the face as much as I want without worrying about getting sued for it.

 

[Lithuophile]

Go go gadget you lose this argument

Bargain Bin Laden is a phone poster,
whereas I post from my free iPad

Shut up stop acting like a child, don’t make me use my go go gadget gas chamber

 

[Meat Target]

He just sort of radiates "worlds most incapable serial killer"

 

[RACISM]

The amount of times I've seen this fat man's anus fills me with a wholly unique sense of existential dread.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm not pro nuking randomly, but

No wonder he trooned out. Look at that sad epicanthal autism tilt. His eyes look like two runny eggs sliding off a plate.

Oh no. I'm actually enjoying this.

I regard anything with a carapace as an enemy of mammal kind

Our ancient enmity goes back to the birth of our glorious skeletons, far superior to their barbaric shells.

It's like their whole thing is to find a mediocre problem and identify it, then they figure out the worst possible solution and find the most retarded person to present it publicly. It's like how they think a woodchipper is a solution to orphaned kids instead of adoption reform and more support of orphanage programs to provide better conditions.

operated by a troon that works six hours a week as a dog walker and thinks that's too much because it takes away from their time committing consent accidents

Now, I'm gonna watch it again in Japanese like a proper weeb.

a man who laments the cultural and moral decay of society and wants to indoctrinate soccer moms with coffee shops, has come out as pro sex work

They (lobbies) are so delicious that they transcended into the virtual world as being the most sought-after healing food in old school RuneScape. Really a remarkable species.

 

[Meiwaku]

The most important thing about being on KF is that no-one's opinion matters, even your own.

If I had a nickel for every time an oldfag started obnoxiously simping for trannys and got doxed because of their shitty opsec, I'd have two nickels.

Why has this happened twice?

The girth of my dick is only matched by the girth of your heart. Thank you for you kindness and support.

where did the genes for bad eye sight and narrow vaginal canals come from? After 100,000 years of natural selection they still weren't eliminated? Or is it like Palpatine in the new Star Wars movie?

And now Islamically:

I got my deadname on the national sex offender registry changed so it's not my deadname anymore!! yay feeling so euphoric right now :3

 

[Wodanaz]

I don't understand the obsession with stinky anime neet armpits

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Kindness deleted her twitter. I'm starting to think my favorite online sitcom is ogre.

The one good trend that came about from Tiktok is people's habit of putting every word they say on the screen so that I don't have to listen to their unpleasent vocalizations

 

[cybertoaster]

Cousin marriage is pretty common around the world

Cousin marriage is a good thing actually