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[Vesperus]

It's called a crusade, Kyle
~some dead retard


From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/advoc...klyn-bus-with-girlfriend.172819/post-16918221

(Sorry, I fixed the grammar)

 

[Yaya]

like is he andromnyous or able to have kids without a sex partner like those certain squids or something?

 

['Ole Dente]

I can't wait for the footage of some total retard assaulting Hassan live on stream to surface. Fuck that bespectacled faggot.

 

[Mr Bunny]

God just makes better idiots.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The gamete between a sperm and an egg would presumably be a sperg, and goodness knows we've seen more than our share of spergs here.

I've missed the Leprechaun spoon thief more than I thought I would.

You might have given me erectile dysfunction.

"Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse."

 

[Pissmaster]

Fuck 'em. I thrived through lockdown. Strangers were afraid to make eye contact, let alone make small talk. The freeways were finally navigatable. The future is autistic and antisocial, and it's fine by me.

 

[Skitarii]

Socrates the Manhater

 

[Clotso Coof]

I was coming into the article to rag on the author and demand they choke down my star-spangled nuts, but this was actually in favor of all the wild shit we've come up with.

 

[Aunt Carol]

>things (a)re happening

thats a good way of putting it
just generally speaking, really...

things certainly are happening

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I tried to use one of those services once but my sample got rejected because I had too many chromosomes

 

[Aunt Carol]

"My dad had me arrested for allegedly breaking into the house he calls his but that should rightfully be mine and I can't even afford a taxidermist for my cat."

 

[retard strength II]

"my method of getting health must include corn dogs"

 

[Deep Noise]

My system doesn't work. This site will be destroyed by its own userbase eventually.

 

[Shard]

Why are they so stuck up? If they can abort a couple of hundred thousand kids a year let the boys run some over with their cool rides.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Sorry you're having to go through realizing your waifu is kind of fucked up and evil.

 

[Shard]

They have a Pokemon called Ogreporn now?
God this franchise has gone fucking downhill...

 

[Secret Messages]

we assume they are aware that their activity on public online places will be widely accessible.

https://tg.josh.rs/media/224.pdf

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

I'm adding that to my list of euphemisms for "autistic".

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The last part was easy. I assembled a list of fictional and well-known characters — like SpongeBob, Hitler, and Bambi — and asked people to rank them on how taboo they assumed their sexuality was.

 

[PetiteFeet]

It’s a shitty VN, you’re not Tank Man you idiot.