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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Less absurdly, he compares cannibalism to the factory farm industry in support of veganism.

Where it goes completely insane is when he uses cannibalism as an allegory for homosexuality, but instead of the cannibalism allegory being used to condemn it, he uses it in support of gay sex.

This can't be serious, it's too insane to be serious.

Glorius. May Kev come brawling back to twitter, begging for more transformers

Honest question, is the nonbinary stuff genuinely just used by super ugly women for the most part? Cuz the last time I remember seeing it was on some dumbass DnD show my friends were watching and the only person that had They/Them was an extremely ugly woman.

I got the taxpayers of my state to pay for me, a man, to get fake boobs so I don't kill myself. But I need another $25 for stuffed toys.

 

[cherrysour]

Ugh, breast cancer would probably give him gender euphoria.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Everyone is welcome on this blog! Gays, lesbians, trans people, black people, people who fuck kids, people with disabilities, people who are fat!

people don't just wake up one day and go "you know what, i think i'm gonna go rape a dog."

 

[Meowzers]

you give off the energy of being young enough I could have passed you through my tranny cunt, which probably would've made you a lot more accepting of us in the long run.

I'm physically incapable of giving birth now, so count yourself lucky in this lifetime.

She has to live with the fact that her father didn't rape her. Do you even know what thats like? To not be raped by a trusted adult in your life? To wake up every morning, knowing you were unrapeable?
You make me SICK.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Pretend compliments is a powerful women insult, no wonder he got sick of it.

Total Cranial Wasteland

I can't tell if that was him a) being very stupid ; b) being his usual "contrarian on turbo mode" or c) showing a shred of empathy.

He's a fat Dick Dastardly. His goofball behavior is completely befitting a comical cartoon villain who is spiritually incapable of even the merest moral victory.

Rated "G" for "Gay".

We need to re cede New Orleans to the swamp folk, the Cajuns have been driven too far into their bayous. Break out the fan boats and make Louisiana Creole again

 

[Blackhole]

This website is a hive of scum and villainy with contrarian levels cranked to the max.

"women, a very, very long time ago, used to be... you know, good"

What's even the point of going on if we can't snag us a degenerate who prides himself on being a defective motion sensing handsoap dispenser filled with one of the most foul fluids imaginable?

Yakub reborn... in Milwaukee. All those prions turn Pat into a wendigo. Have faith.

You have been instructed many hundreds of times that is a Worldwide Troll Gangster Computer Ecosystem, stalker.

Wrong, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

UPDATE: I got indefinitely suspended from Bing image creator for trying to get it to create an image of Greta Thunberg holding a sign that says "Burn the coal; Pay the toll" in front of an interracial couple

 

[keytar]

I completely forgot that the guy has a cock and balls. The gaping anus commands all the attention.

You should kill yourself so you can clutch those pearls in Hell.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

They're in their 50s-60s and they spend all their time on a gossip forum. There's no way they have anything going on in their lives.

r/femcelgrippysockjail is being taken over by troons I am going to KILL MYSELF

So what if he's made a guide on how to groom kids, HE LITERALLY STOLE SOMEONE'S .JPEG OF A MARIO CHARACTER!!!!!

 

[legtard respecter]

i dunno what's worse: the stolen art or the fact there's now an underground group of organized sex pests

 

[Skitarii]

I like Ghibli and I don't know much about the Xeelee Sequence, but from what I do know that'd be like getting Pixar to adapt Blood Meridian.

He's trying to push the world into a different orbit so the next dinosaur-killer type meteorite goes past us instead of wiping us out. He's drunk because he should have started yesterday and now he's worried it's too late.

 

[Seafarer]

Oh well, at least there is now more clown girl porn on the internet.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Maybe humans weren't built for the intention of being frame perfect with Super Mario 64, let alone experiment with the rabbit hole of chopping off their own dicks.

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm about to simp for Josh.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also, never forget she's a deadbeat astral parent who left her astral baby in the care of Richard Ramirez.

Who logs onto the internet and thinks "I better tell a group of strangers about my moms pussy cancer"?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Ticket to HRT is my favorite Beatles song

Xe's gotta ticket to PRIDE

 

[LurkTrawl]

DONT JEW OPEN INSIDE

 

[Gentlebastard]

You were killed by Pat's Fart Blanket.

He has literally called himself a non-offending pedophile, and says being a pedo who jerks off to kids isn't as bad as the Pests trolling Pat and calling him fat.

a living parody of an online atheist, right down to wearing a trilby to go to pro-life events to argue with Christians and founding what he calls a Free Thinkers Club (not making this up) for people who agree with him on everything

He then married an ugly woman 17 years his junior who posts constantly about having explosive diarrhea multiple times a day.

That’s what good trolling is. Icarus needed to climb before he fell, so too must a cow.

There’s a series of decisions made to get to that point and all of them are purposeful and poorly thought out.

Platonic ideal of niggercattle.

Curing my hysteria

You have no "hyster", mister.

And of course he had to warn his audience that it's not really his toilet he is arguing with on twitter.

You know, if the fumes from your cooking are so caustic that they start to dissolve the flesh off your face, you've probably made a mistake somewhere.

a group of trans woman is called a dev team

the only reason I mention this is because I’m glad I can provide such a niche way to insult a horrible person

Being a Jehovah's Witness is almost as bad as being a tranny.

Wake up babe, more manmade horrors beyond your comprehension have dropped.

I don't care if it's all made up, I want every single one of them marched up to the gallows.

We're both now enjoying prison for felonious misgendering of food.

"By the way, if you see me arguing with my toilet on Twitter, it's not actually my toilet it's a cyberstalker terrorist cult and they are going to be arrested any day now."

I am sorry for dubbleposting. I will learn how to multi quote in one reply, one day. Maybe.

1337 was from a simpler, more innocent time
looking back, the way people used it to appear edgy and hardcore is weirdly endearing to me even though it is objectively retarded

 

[Shlomo XL]

The corpse has the most opsec out of any of them.

 

[Poonocchio]

I am choosing to be amused rather than angry that this entitled man child thinks that taxpayers should cover him becoming the world's ugliest and least functional blowup doll.

@AfghanBlue
I have never seen my dad's dick or my mother's vag, at least since last my eyeball squeezed through it, I guess.