random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

you're getting mad over a guy that has a loli on their profile and rationalizes Chinese imperialism because they're "more conservative" than the West.

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is Kiwi Farms. Cancer happens. Life is horrific.

Also, Ellen Page will never be a man and her zipper tits are not attractive.

At a Buc-ees below the Mason-Dixon Line. Help!!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I wonder what the IDF autism unit is up to though

 

[Croaking Spider]

"Local man found drowned in chocolate, apparent suicide note just says 'become the green M&M'"

 

[Hitman One]

If I ever commit a mass murder, look for "Amouranth Vaginal Yeast Beer" to feature heavily in my manifesto as my main motivation.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Trooning out when you look like that at age 50 is like having a sealed copy of Sgt Pepper's, signed by all four Beatles, that you ripped open and used for turntable scratches in your Limp Bizkit cover band.

That's like the B-plot of Shaft in Africa, where Shaft fucks the emir's daughter so proficiently that she decides not to get a clitoradectomy.

 

[Tablet County]

Null starts feeding directly off of your stem cells.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Aw, I spelled that wrong. Not wrong about Shaft, though.

Troons fling rape accusations around like there's no tomorrow. But the MtFs also really love to rape.

 

[Skitarii]

CHRIS CHAN SAYS HWABAG

KIWISISSIES EVERYWHERE KNEEL

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Jen has some sort of eating disorder (besides the eating shit one)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You might as well have spit in his mother's face and told him you raped Miyamoto while Donald Trump cheered you on.

 

[Tablet County]

An email that was leaked showed a BBC correspondent encouraging staff to use terms like "settler-colonialism" and "ethnic cleansing," according to media reports.

"Words like ‘massacre’, ‘slaughter’ and ‘atrocities’ are being used – prominently – in reference to actions by Hamas, but hardly, if at all, in reference to actions by Israel."

The Times reported that some BBC correspondents had been crying in the toilet over the BBC's refusal to use the aforementioned language.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Get back to work for the holy vagene or die, scrote.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Toy Soldier

that's one reason to live in alaska
can flip all the midgets you want

@JGWentWorth

@Toy Soldier, you ever see that vid of some russian 12 yo trying to bully some homeless dude until he loses his shit and just kicks his ass? it's fucking hilarious

 

[Dr. Butt]

I met a transssss-vesTITE on the bus to Barnstable
Raped by Tory cuts and rough trade
"It's a Wicked world, Down South" he said through dark stubble
As I got off at the penny arcade

 

[Gravemind]

no it's not user error im literally the most evolved niggo on this site

 

[Ballistics]

by looks actions play out on qu like 2006 again guess never pick up lesson form that or 04 to much. if things procdessing like unkine and thiwan likely see both with in veiw of next yr and hafe. hope get thare act toghter fast or ottoman or Persian or fear farsee group take over crime wise..biden best punching bag for a bit. every one lump it on him.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Look at these piles of indissoluble plastic shit going straight into the landfills and oceans after the photo-op.

Despite the claims he apparently came back to like his one and only Waifu just like in þe goode olde days.

Tariq'ed by his own nasheed.

Why does he want the name to be published? It is a *youth* from *city*. Isn't that enough for him?

A few days ago I witnessed the most American ball of trailer trash

bereft even of forehead and neck space left to colonize with adipose, the tongue itself was used for storage, swelling and elongating with fat

Based on her adequate linguistic and motor skills, I don't think she was a retard.

You will never be a hair metal singer; you have no amps, you have no cut-off denim jacket...

The formatting of your post makes me want to kill myself.

The water is a massive flex.

"I hope you're having a good day" is a much better sign off than "Welcome to costco, I love you".

The door to the bedroom opened-- for the first time in days-- and with it the pungent aroma of male sweat, cat piss, and amhole blood wafted out with it.

Kevin placed a consoling hand on the pooners flattened tits. "Just so you know, I feel really bad about this" he whispered, fatly.

The “fatphobia” was being told she could walk

 

[Return of the Freaker]

“Wizard Hitler is good, actually, because he’s not transphobic”. Interesting. Guys, I think I found the solution to the Jewish Question.

I wouldn't be surprised if he is lusting after milf JKussy.

Jewish Rapist that weaselled out of dozens of rape charges by claiming muh health conditions represents an ideal I can never live up to.

 

[Tablet County]

If someone wearing leather fetish gear sends the rapists and murderers cowering back to their personal pits then I say send in the gimp.

Current year bongland so fucked you need a loisence to crawl, wriggle, or writhe.