random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

And when the tribunal asks me "what radicalized you?" I will tell them "they wouldn't let me laugh at tranny fart porn."

 

[Tablet County]

if raising someone who turned out to be a retarded fuck up is the bulk of the reason someone deserves a thread on here then you probably aught to go ahead and make one for your parents too while you're at it.

 

[frozen_runner]

Null calling her the Nashy shooter is a reference to Chantal being addicted to chicken sammiches, right?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sign me up for Caesar's Legion, it's time to put people on crosses.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I'm actually a pretty devout Anglican.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Imagine going down on that box, looking up and seeing that discount goblin thing going "AWOOGA" back at you

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

it is common to see fufu macho-men punctuate each hit with a moaning refrain. Sometimes, their manly sweat drip down to flavour the fufu.

Nothing can be uglier than watching someone chew. D.i.s.g.u.s.t.i.n.g.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!!!!????

Mark my words: this thread will end in everyone doxing themselves over cheese.

I want you to know that a screenshot of this post is going to be included with my suicide note.

The site seems to be getting DDoS raped right now but it won't stop me from calling this guy a faggot for this.

Fml man doxed again

 

[BirdUp]

Opium and heroin are good. It's the basis for many many painkilling medications

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Being perpetually angry gets a lot of people's dicks hard.

 

[WelperHelper99]

In ordinary times you wouldn't, but when the chips are down and it's month 4 of the deployment, and you have to make a choice between spending 6 hours of post staring at a goat through thermals in silence or starting an argument about which sailor scouts do anal, well that's not really a choice.

 

[Seafarer]

She can't stop. She's a retard. Like actually mentally handicapped. Being socially isolated in a room with nothing but CNN and cockroaches has made her a human feral like one of those kids who were locked in a room since birth.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Their autism has to count for something.

thank you for the valuable contribution, Baljeet
will send toilet paper

I'm bringing spiked punch for everybody on Friday, plus early pizza day.

I'm going back to Bushartt-verse posting, haven't checked in on that crackhead scene in many moons.

Maybe we should have something like a No-Fatty-February where we lock the thread and just completely ignore him.

hog chieftain of the Musk Derangement Ghetto

It's almost impressive how the more he claims to be an expert in something, the more outrageously stupid anything he says about it is.

National Cuck Tour

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

You're not creepy like a transgressive person who blows my mind and makes me question morality or whatever, you're just creepy like an expired bottle of salad dressing.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said "juicy" or "toxic" as a way of evaluating girls.

Keith, my brother, put my penis in a vacuum in 1975, about age five.

Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass.

In Louisiana, somebody kissed a fuckin' frog, turned it into a righteous prince, that fuckin' has balls!

- Terry "the King" Davis, ( 1969 - 2018 ).

 

[Tablet County]

I like to buy stacks of Kraft singles and to eat them just by themselves. I walk right past the imports and buy loads of Kraft singles. No one can stop me.

Can we pull a Dragon Ball and collectively raise our hands to feed you the energy so you can do the actual woman hate on this thread?

What's an NLOG?

The inverse of a logarithmic function is an exponential function. I think she was calling @PaladinBoo ultra-fat.

 

[Croaking Spider]

Unvaxxed Sperm is the new bitcoin.

 

[Asian tech support]

To be honest, I bought Skyrim off a dude that looked like a methhead in high school and hated it immediately and wrote it off. Didn't play more than 20 minutes. I think something was wrong that the graphics were all fucked, but it was also gay because it didn't have any guns.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

British men are gays who reluctantly have babies to create more gay men.

 

[easy]

the live reaction of a low iq zoosadist getting doxed by @DrNow

Don't believe everything you read on the internet kids. But thanks for attention, i have no idea what you're all on about but have fun doing whatever it is you're all into.

Tbh I'm pretty sure its my exs new bf he'd a reddit kinda guy and every couple of weeks my work gets complaints and stuff. Its whatever just annoying

>he'd a reddit kinda guy