random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Blackhole]

She’s not just any man. She’s Null.

divorcing your wife because reddit told you to is such small penis energy

I FUCKING HATE MEN SO MUCH I SING LULLABIES TO THE CRIES OF MALE SOLDIERS BEING SLAIGHTERED I HATE MEN SO MUCH ILL SLIT ALL THEIR THROATS AND LICK THE BLOOD FROM MY KNIFE FUCKING HATE THAT USELESS SHIT TIER GENDER

- ON ALL LEVELS EXCEPT PHYSICAL,
I AM AN INDIAN.
[shits in public]

 

[ScooterL]

He just did some light necrophilia.

 

[BirdUp]

..m

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

A mythological name for his mythological gender.

We all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it was shaved.
And we all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it wasn’t shaved.

She looks like a busted up version of Ghislaine Maxwell. I would not let her trick me into going to a private island.

Making pipebombs in the garage is okay but forgetting a present for mothers day? That's a step too far!

Hell, give us some autopsy photos at least.

Props to the tattoo artist for combining the themes of "I Hate My Dad" and "I Was In A Russian Prison".

'But Drnow, does that not describe every monkeyfucker?'

She paid 18k for a butterfly taking a shit on her back.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Now can you fuck off and get on with your life, without bothering those of us who are trying to live ours over here in a little place called Reality?

If you went to a porno store back in the day, like 90% of the videos were just straight or lesbo videos with legit attractive women like Jenna Jameson or Asia Carrera, but the gross fetish stuff was kept to a niche subsection in the back. Nowadays you go to a mainstream porn site and see obese tranny femdom shit on the front page next to geneic blonde bimbos, surrounded in a sea of incest porn.

I am shocked to find out that the porn industry promotes degeneracy.

20 years ago, I would have never ever predicted that in the future, a significant portion of young men would neglect watching traditional lesbo porn in favor of a POV video of a fat fully-clothed woman telling you she's going to lock up your cock in a chastity cage and drain your bank account.

All we know for sure is that the guy really, really liked to masturbate... maybe too much, if such a thing is possible.

Can't wait to join so I can be where I belong: in a wartorn hellscape fighting for globohomo.

And this is how you end up with a dry-ass turkey that's like chewing on a mummy's taint.

This gives him more time to be wrong on Quora, or mad at facebook.

I'm a one cow man, if Patposting is dead I'll just have to collect all of my Piggy Poems and release them as a chapbook.

As a former 13 year old girl, I'm glad to see a man recognize this.

On occasion he still does funny shit, but the glory days of the 2019 HRT trial posting are long gone.

I'm glad that faggot has been bullied off the internet and being in public. He was a menace to everyone around him.

“You got fat, ate meatloaf, told a lot of lies, got into fights online, and drank beer to unhealthy levels. I have the copyright on that, child”.

My mother had the weirdest hot takes back in the 90s and it's been interesting to see some have held up.

I don't say this often but

You should listen to your mom

God, please grant me the confidence of a fat ugly tranny in a bikini that thinks he could be a model.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Games are made for some mythical crippled black tranny who wants to spend $400,000 on weed skins for guns.

 

[Pissmaster]

Still it's a hoot that a guy who repeatedly claimed to be a pedophile for years decided being a journalist was even more shameful.

 

[Yamamura]

If she were a real man of her age and socioeconomic status, she'd be making bad decisions while working semi-legally in construction, so she'd at least get to feel the money on its way to being converted into weed and Monster.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

This made my pussy dry up. Good OP.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You can't pray the gay away but I can fuck the tomboy in to you.

 

[Rainbow Child]

korn malo porque uso lenguaje ofensivo contra generodiversos en una canción hace 20 años, donenme a Patreon uwu

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The only time I saw something informative on Jezebel is that time they debunked the guy who claimed he had two large functioning penises.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

America has a long tradition of empowering Black Women, such as Condoleezza Rice, Kamala Harris, and Aunt Jemima.

 

[Tablet County]

Ah, yes. As the French say, " Fromage De Coque".

Goku's not a natural-born American citizen so I think Obama would win the election by default.

The nazis were dindus with German efficiency.

 

[Gentlebastard]

a survivor of the great Pool Closing event of '08

Japan's fuckin' weird, man.

I would rather be the normiest normie to ever normally do normal things normally and change my name to Norman than be one of these AGP demonic freaks.

I take a few days off for a fishing trip and I miss a tranny lynching?! Can't have shit in Detroit!

I made it about 3 lines before wanting to kick a fat kid in walmart

He even fails at lying about doing martial arts, literal 15-year-old schoolyard tier.

Kendo? Oh shit, hand that man a wooden sword and he will probably slightly inconvenience you!

Sorry for using a BBC article.

Go ahead, let the incel-turned tranny with the name "Naruto Twighlight Sparkles" fly the Hornet.

Trannyism and it's consequences have been a disaster for the autistic race.

Please get some help from a professional hypnotherapist.
Please.

I'm not saying that you should 41% yourself but I'm also not saying that you shouldn't.

Furries have been part of nerd spaces for decades, but they were properly shamed and told to yiff in hell for bringing that shit up outside their circles, so it wasn't really an issue.

 

[Big Nasty]

he put the long dick of the law on his a-logs

hundreds of blacks talking about mcdonalds like it was invented by Jesus Christ himself.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

To be faggoted by @AnOminous is to be blessed with the truth.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Imagine cleaning belly button lint out of your penis... out of your penis' belly button.

 

[Point 707]

I do not eat cephalopods or lobster because to justify eating animals that intelligent you would need to be OK with eating black people (the average cephalopod is able to pass the Stanford marshmallow experiment without any issues)

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

the DSM 5 lists wicca as an eating disorder