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[Near]

I think pol is not smart enough to think that plan out nor do I think he would put two & two together. Pol is a fucking idiot.

Don't mind me, just revisiting some historically significant threads before Bryan's rampant socking got uncovered

 

[Lithuophile]

Blacks will clean up White's robots
Arabs will clean up Asian's robots
Pakistanis will clean up Latino's robots
and women will be launched into the sun except big titty Askenazis

Fever dream from bad drugs reaction.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I am respected and polarizingly retarded in HL2DM, people play cheering soundbytes when I arrive

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

It's a lot of words and noise swirling around in a toilet that's been flushing for seven years. It's either about to overflow or finally finish draining.

 

[Gentlebastard]

You're just salty because you are not a part of it.

That's ok, I'm salty too. But we should try to keep it to ourselves, otherwise we look like whiney bitches.

First off, welcome to the autism pit.

First off, welcome to the autism pit.

Second, be sure to read the newbie guide and don't act like an entitled faggot and you'll do great here.

I hope everyone in that comments section dies a slow and violent death.

It's one thing to celebrate your side winning even if it involves deaths. It's another to be jerking off furiously to pictures of corpses and gore videos of people dying.

I think it's really unfortunate, the way the act of masturbating to dead bodies has been politicized.

How toxic do you have to be that a bloody pimp doesn't want you around?

Jack's will states that he's to be smoked and kept in a freezer until the third anniversary of his passing, whereupon he will be served in a chili to his church congregation.

In the distant future, the final frontier is heterosexuality.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

That's a lot of words to say "I'm ashamed of my lifestyle choices because people call me out on them."

Come for the article about the wine, stay for the article about the whine.

 

[Margo Martindale]

I have had the honor of masturbating other women's clits, large and small, fat and thin, and I have always found ways to make all of their clits radiate with Clitoral Energy like mine does.

source

https://old.reddit.com/r/GrowYourClit/comments/16a3jtj/as_age_62_approaches_my_clit_still_radiates

 

[RACISM]

I simply said I wear diapers and have an extreme flatulence problems

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Being on this website has been the worst it has done in regards to my own mental health. I shouldn't have stoop to that low.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Ah, an Episcopalian wedding.

No demonology in Stinkditch, please.

Being the second Kennedy shooter would be a bit of a stretch but 100% the CIA was up to no good in the 1950s and 1960s.

he gave her his peas, she gave him her peas

 

[PetiteFeet]

Looks like a man at a glance and then....welp. That's a regular ol' vagina.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Plant a tree, raise a child, build a gulag.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I'm going to start a cool prison gang and we will rape everyone, but not @Bargain Bin Laden. Because he enjoys rape and prison is not for fun.

There’s nothing wrong with having a scat fetish fuck off.

 

[Meiwaku]

The traditional white family - stay at home internet sperging father and a literally retarded wife breadwinner; pillar of the ethnostate.

The weirdest thing about white supremacy is how racially diverse and ubiquitously gay it always turns out to be.

Dumbass twitter got me doxxing towel bars grumble grumble grumble

I'm not being paid to convince you. I'm being paid to post.

Yeah the farms is basically the Hotel California. You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.

no matter what, her 1/8 italian child will be just like me, black

If the moon was made of cheese Null would say Americans never landed on it.

The American birth rate is only going down because White boys started using deodorant.

I like watching women reboot after I consensually choke them out in missionary/mating press. It's not the same for everyone but some of them have the most euphoric experience I've ever seen and I like making that happen for them. There needs to be a lot of trust though.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

This nigga has jewelery of kids' underwear!?

This is the best picture of her post-troonout, and it still makes her look like a girl cosplaying Robert Sean Leonard so she and her bestie can re-enact House/Wilson yaoi.

This is beyond pathetic. This, in the podcast tongue, is Jewish.

Couldn't they just put a bag under the toilet seat into the toilet, poop, wipe and dispose of the bag? Why does it have to be in the yard?

Why does the CEO of Omegle feel it's necessary to powerlevel about being fucking raped as a child

Yet, in a 500+ page thread, there is not a single leaked picture of this man's penis. Curious.

"Zoey Quinn fucking 5 guys for video game reviewer coverage 10 years ago caused me to hit an octogenarian with a hammer"

I pray that leftists start quoting Bin Laden’s opinions on Jews in our government.

Though, a year ago or so her parents found her yaoi manga and kicked her out for bringing evil into their house (they're christians)

Oh great, the age of consent arguers have found this thread.

No ones going to pick a softcore pornstars overpriced cookies if Costcos makes a cheaper (and probably better) substitute.

 

[retard strength II]

I would never fuck a 16 year old no matter how legal it is or how much she begs for it to me. I'd say no stalker child, I will not be having sex with you, enjoy puberty, acnes, dandruff stalker child!

 

[Tablet County]

I can't imagine looking in the eyes of a man that has been pegged and not wanting to call them a goofy mofo.

 

[PhoBingas]

Who says Schizophrenia can't be fun?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Nigga (I can say that I am a proud black woman) only women and faggots wear nail polish!

Bladimy Mathurin,

I wonder what fucked up this guy so bad that he became obsessed with his turds.

I hate Black Niggers. Black Niggers are cotton pickers. They should not be alive right now. I hate their skin color. I hate how they talk. They just stink up the room.

That is undoubtedly a big bulging black as night dog shitter

It's sadly not illegal to lie.

Seriously, we both come from rich-ass parents and what have you done with your silver spoon?
You shoved it up your ass and gave yourself such great asspain you need diapers. Queer.

No. We take our poo to the loo, Felix.

I simply said I wear diapers and have an extreme flatulence problems because I was being crapped on and I thought ‘lol yeah why not make something up to fuck with you’ you all proved that you are all gullible retards that will believe any shit spewed at you no matter how stupid.

As in I'm about to do literally anything infinitesimally better than banting with the bottom bitch queer of sock city.

I like rape because it’s a fun thing to do.

I know rapes are tempting but I have some mild standards

Shut up you stupid bitch. I’m sick of my lifestyle being stigmatized by ignorant bigots like you. Science has proven that eating feces is perfectly harmless and the Bible doesn’t list it as a sin. Go touch grass.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Real women are much more hesitant to discuss their own girldicks and plastic surgery history.