random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

All picky eaters must hang, for the good of the species.

 

[Tablet County]

I always knew furries would be used as a form of torture. It was only a matter of time.

You go for the easy girl, I am going to apply american ingenuity to fuck the walking pile of giftwrap ribbons.

I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't broadcast my Nazi status at work, apart from wearing an SS uniform with a swastika on it.

 

[Tablet County]

>Brits when giving the crown jewel of Asia to China: I SLEEP
>Brits when they realize Argies want a shitty rock full of farmers and haas no actual use besides that: AYO HOLDUP

 

[AgendaPoster]

Satan teaches Mohammed, Mohammed descendents teach hitler, hitlers political progeny invade western academia to teach sexual degeneracy, porn addiction, etc

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I am so fucking glad you can't smell through the screen

Effeminate elf hands wrote this. Post ears, pussy.

I am well versed in advanced racial sciences, my list is authoritative.

Off the bat I want to fully support any and all skitzo theories that could be brought to bear on the situation.

You can stuff yourself more than the turkey you're eating multiple times just exploit the system - its the american way

litterboxes=0;
if(x==1) litterboxes=1;
else if (x>1) litterboxes=x+1;

 

[frozen_runner]

Can we go one thread without it descending into "DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS" sperging because the target of the thread isn't turbo hitler?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I’ve been to way too many funerals that had a parent say “I should have been a parent, not a friend.”

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If you hate Turkey then you can try Capon. It’s a castrated rooster and it’s the only time you’ll ever say “Wow, I’m glad someone cut this things testicles off.”

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I agree that feminism went really fucky, but I don't get why hen parties are now a hate crime.

 

[GumballFapper]

I dunno Chris, if Stalin were alive today, would he watch Skibidi Toilet?

 

[Woodchipper]

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

 

[Gentlebastard]

What does it matter at this point? He'll be temporarily dead soon enough.

It's just hilarious that he can no longer hold a burger properly. Watching this man try to eat is a weight loss video.

These troons are such failures, such vastly awful fuckups, that the results of their fuckups LITERALLY in the absolute literal sense of being literal, CAN BE SEEN FROM SPAAAAAAAACE!

Good jerb troons.

I just ran your code and my living room is filled three feet deep with cat litter. I don't own a cat. Please help.

>looks at r/JapanesePeopleTwitter
Sometimes I question whether our people being unhinged on the net is a blessing or a curse. Everything is fine and fun until unironic sex pests and pedos think that is the right place for them.

It's highway robbery. I hope their sensible old lady perms burn in hell.

i respect the business, but i hate your aunt on a personal level
let her know that pls kthnx

Palate cleansing tax image of an autistic looking cat who is, according to sources, incontinent and wearing toddler trousers with a detachable inner pad lining.

Alright ppl, tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the United States and Canada.

That means Reddit is gonna be filled with posts being misgendered by auntie, uncle, and the grandparents!

Here’s to a good Reddit dump of Thanksgiving tranny coping posts!

Connery was Bond, period, and anyone who disagrees buggers small boys. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

(Edit: almost) same day, same place, same bike, same angle, same fucking words.

This man's retardation is boundless. He must have wet dreams about exchanging places with Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

So exhausting. All one really needs to know is that he’s an asshole.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"If I can prove that the Pilgrims were buttfuckers, then that can wash away the genocide!"

He writes like a guy with an unremarkable anus.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Please consult the racist community before making statements like this.

https://archive.ph/kjSHf

I want to hear about men in dresses. Stay in lane.

https://archive.ph/smrIr

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Honestly the more you try to baby them the more they seem like delicate little faggots, use them hard and rough and they turn into men.

 

[internet friend]

(the shrubs aren't Jewish).

 

[Clotso Coof]

In the dark moments of my life i look to the night sky and with a shiver face the possibility that it is literally just full of niggers.

 

[Tablet County]

I wouldn't be surprised if the pilgrims were actually puritan in the streets and sodomites in the sheets.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

So the Pilgrims were simultaneously genocidal religious proto-Hitlers and fag champs.