random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

Will the soy beans have pig physics?

 

[Gog & Magog]

"Die groomer. You don't belong in this changing room."
"It was not by my giant hands that I was once again given access to the women's bathroom. I was brought here by handmaidens who wished to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal women's clothes and make them your sex slaves."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all cults..."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I most certainly won't spank it to cartoon women.

 

[Tablet County]

If she's a Jew why'd they use an inverted pentagram on her gravestone? I think they had to seal her grave to keep her from escaping for some reason.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Chantal's Salah said:

It's holy ass. Holy Christian ass. White ass.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

This chick is surprisingly NOT fat, but I still wouldn't have sex with her because I bet she smells.

 

[ScooterL]

oh my fucking god
ohmyfugingod
omifungod
omfngod
ofmgd

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nekopara.

More than once.

 

[Harm]

>faggot
>retarded
>tranny

You guys just used three slurs in one post, that's the definition of toxic.

 

[Gentlebastard]

watching influencers suffer and get uncomfortable just gives me life

Never thought I'd need to share this niche knowledge on K.F. but here we go.

My God, this could be the crossover we didn't need, didn't ask for, and may or may not deserve.

Typical. Those Baphomet worshipping fucks.

It's really hard to tell whether this is an amazing bit or two retards fighting sometimes.

Microplastics and fast food man, Imagine having some of the chaddest genes I've ever seen and throwing it away to fuck plushies and promote Communism on reddit.

 

[Tablet County]

What heals me hurts you, and vice versa. It’s like those RPG enemies that have elements, like using a fire spell on a fire elemental and watching it get a green damage floater. Getting hit by toxins raises my HP.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Words like faggot, tranny, retarded, nigger, chink have no place in my vocabulary.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Regardless, I will be making a demonic ritual with Asmodeus, the prince of hell to have this website taken down because it serves no good.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

so I don't know some of y'all have laid with dogs a bit too long

 

[Pendulous Dong]

...his latent homosexuality shines through with mentioning quiche in an argument.

 

[Pedophobe]

We're reaching levels of copium thought impossible.

A mirror is their worst enemy in many ways.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

As far as I know it's got "regular" catgirls.

 

[Positron]

I just wanted to try on pants and then cry.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You 'rape' these animals for a love-fantasy.
You are Buffalo Bill, and the bugs are in the well.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I like tits and face, apparently, this makes me very intelligent. Well, the joke's on you, researcher, I am most definitely kinda retarded.