random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[POWER IN MISERY]

The mod has a rape slider. The dev was quoted as saying "The rape slider was a lot of work, for little reward. Since our metrics found that everyone who downloads a werewolf rape mod sets the slider to Ultra-Rape as soon as the game boots".

 

[Seafarer]

However, she's still rather fat. She should get cancelled for that instead.

 

[Rotollo 2]

That guy you thought was nice but a little bit awkward? In reality, he just cant stop thinking about huffing your Pokemon Converse.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I wonder how long its been since Patrick posted a Enjoy prison.. i thought to myself, check twitter, 3 times in the last 60 sek..

@SandyHooker
Yeah but Im not in the mood for girl cock tonight
I want a hairy moist stanky cunt
If I saw a wet pussy right now I'd run my fingers up her slit and wipe it on my upper lip like a pussy juice milk mustache.

 

[Seafarer]

He coins the term "shit-lubed thrusting" and the more I read this depraved rambling I just want to drink myself into a coma.

 

[MrJokerRager]

What do you expect from a guy who literally uploaded a video to YouTube entitled Why I'm Fat?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

"thank you again keffals for taking down the kiwifarms"

if this hasn't been posted already, it's one i like to go back to sometimes

 

[Meat Target]

Knock knock: Who's there?
Kermit!
Kermit who?
KERMIT SEWER SIDE YOU CHINGY CHONGY BLICK FACE BLOKEN BLANCH!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Maybe you should have a lager and relax.

 

[Pissmaster]

There's less purpose to video games compared to kidnapping someone, raping them and then eating them but most people do the former instead of the latter.

 

[Overly Serious]

I am going to get around to watching the series at some point but given it's about reality I have a feeling it might be very depressing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lmao get fucked pooner, we don't want more seahorse dads here

 

[frozen_runner]

Jokes on YOU!

There are no trains in prison! *looks around nervously*

I tell you what I'm never throwing it away I'm just putting it in the box with the crack pipe to be found in the closet by a snoopy girlfriend or maybe my future kids one day who will ask me why I have a dope pipe and a t shirt with an ate up nigger on it and ill sit them down and force them to listen to all 1800 viper albums and end it with an explanation he was a rapist, but a funny one. and then we'll cook crack together as a family and hit the rock off the pipe.

While Zoomers get scared at the shitty "backrooms", we laugh at the "jewrooms"

You know what Harry Potter had? A magical border wall that kept the muggles out. You know what else they had? A bank run by hooked nosed goblins. And you know what else? House elves.

Massah gives Dobby a sock? Dobby's be free!

 

[General Emílio Médici]

"The rape slider was a lot of work, for little reward. Since our metrics found that everyone who downloads a werewolf rape mod sets the slider to Ultra-Rape as soon as the game boots".

 

[make_it_so]

Modern politics is really just a woman bitching to her husband as he grills in the backyard, all while the house burns down from the food she left on the stove.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Now, neck yourself for our entertainment or fuck off. Jesus, it's like talking to myself...

 

[Gentlebastard]

just like the autist-incel-troon pipeline, you've got the molested-fat-pooner pipeline, which is a lot more depressing tbh

I've read prose less nauseatingly, cloyingly overwrought in trashy mid-Victorian novels of sentimenality. Fantastic find.

IT'S NOT AN AGP SEX PEST THING GUYS.

You think anybody of value is actually interested in that bottom of the barrel shit? They need seat fillers and I don't know if you've ever seen him but he fills a lot of seats.

This is your run of the mill awkward gangly autist dressed in clothes he doesn't know how to wear.

Note to self: Shitting oneself to get out of an arrest doesn't work.

Maybe if you got off the internet and made more friends in irl instead of hanging out with a bunch of lunatic troons on Reddit you could have saved yourself all this trouble, my man.

 

[102]

"There is no "Milk," stalker. Only your criminal obsession and clinical delusions. Enjoy prison."

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Since Sick Nik is still on that teenager cyberbullying grind I felt like looking through his reddit comments.
There's really not that much, but he tended to argue with people and politisperg in fucking pokemon communities.

Go ahead and put your CoD stats on a resume and see how far that gets you in the real world.

Have fun being an isolationist over at Sony.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Modern politics is really just a woman bitching to her husband as he grills in the backyard, all while the house burns down from the food she left on the stove.

Does Trump spray paint his dick and balls orange, or just his face?

I think you'd know better than me, I don't suck cock.