random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ettore Boiardi gives me wisdom straight from heaven, now in a delicious tomato sauce.

 

[Seizure Salad]

anyone got pics of his cousin? Maybe this is justified.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

@Pope Urban II said:

a taller woman can carry fat more efficiently and more aesthetically

Shoutout Keno Kasino. Null has some serious competition.

 

[frozen_runner]

If this isn't proof the Holocaust didn't happen I don't know what is.

She's ginger, and therefore is not white because ginger is an anagram for nigger

I get my news from the only reliable source, the messages in my canned alphabet soup. Ettore Boiardi gives me wisdom straight from heaven, now in a delicious tomato sauce.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

the Plaintiff mentions Adolph Hitler, for reasons entirely unclear.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-17532166

 

[Meat Target]

though I was pretty good at getting suspended the old fashioned way by cussing out teachers and throwing books at them and shit

being a ho is a spectrum

 

[ScooterL]

"it is ADMITTED that Greer has repeatedly “reached out” to female celebrities in attempts to impress them and it is DENIED that Greer’s behavior is normal."

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-17532382

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Fuck Peetz, all my homies hate Peetz.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"I'll be back child"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Also futas are waaaaay different from trannies.

 

[Meat Target]

“You are under arrest and charged with reckless assault with a penis and slight bodily harm of an anus.”

 

[NerdShamer]

showing Walker had entertained theories regarding allowing pedophiles to access “high quality child pornography” in belief it may reduce offending, stating, “Child pornography as a harm reduction technique has previously been theorized to be a potential strategy for MAPs to maintain abstinence from sexual contact with children.”

 

[Meat Target]

Your fate from there rests upon the status of my anus.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Speaking of which, I actually forgot to post some nudes Jen posted so I’m updating that shit now.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Skibidi Toilet helps satiate the children's hunger for race war.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I can think of several people I'd be just ecstatic to beat to death with a crowbar right about now

You are clearly a convicted pedophile with a criminal record and you've clearly done prison time. Every post you make just shouts the stupidity of a career criminal. Kill yourself. Throw your ass off a thirty story building.

Eat a bullet

All your posts are consistent with someone who has an actual criminal record. What's on your rap sheet, faggot? How many times have you been in prison?

Is that something else killing yourself? Because you should go and kill yourself, you convicted pedophile career criminal piece of shit motherfucker.

I can say with absolute certainty that some people are in fact born with a desire to kill, you pathetic vermin cocksuckers.

I must have missed the part where only faggots are allowed to post here. My apologies for interrupting your utterly asinine, dumbfuck, moronic, dipshit, fuckheaded attempts to formulate coherent sentences.

You call this "debating"? You are without a doubt the stupidest retard sped in the history of stupid retard speds. Put down the fucking crack pipe and go back to middle school you diseased afterbirth.

Your complete inability to formulate a coherent debate position at even a 6th grade level without resorting to ad hominems is absolute proof that you're a useless fucktard.

Oh, OK then. Go fuck yourself with a tire iron.

Someone's late for Halloween. I think he was going as Fatrick.

 

[Tablet County]

That's completely unhinged. If you're that creeped out by someone in the first place you should be running for the hills, not fucking them.

 

[RACISM]

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DID A CRIME DOES THAT MAKE THE PERSON A CRIMINAL TOO?

 

[demicolon]

I feel like a dad that just walked into his son's room and he's in there with 5 other dudes beating off to a JC Penny's catalog.

 

[Spud]

Latinas aren't even real. They didn't even exist until speedy Gonzalez