random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dire Dire Cocks]

your perspective is objectively wrong, I have documented why it is wrong, and you should end your life.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's skinny but not fit. He has a somatoform midway between Sméagol and Gollum.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Best not to involve non-human animals btw, that may complicate things a little.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Wow you're going straight for the "I get more pussy than u dude" shit lol. Is that projection?

. That's like my favorite thing to do is go down on women, they all have a certain musk dude. Except for if they've liked just showered..

Pussy smells like pussy not roses or nothing at all.

I don't know about you but my balls don't stink unless I've been working that day in 100 degree weather.

Pussy musk is generally stronger than ball musk

Which ever one youn prefer would probably depend on your sexual orientation.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Are you against bug girl/human relationships?

Yes. I guess you could say I have bugotry in my heart.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Stephen King is basically responsible for everything wrong in the world and only him being brought to justice can fix America

 

[Tablet County]

have you ever seen a successful manga/anime focus on a nigger?

Afro Samurai

... You get this one, darkie.

I have never initiated a dm with a female user. Also I haven't told them how my balls don't stink, I like stinky pussy, and asked if they "want to talk dirty" with me. Then tried to blame that on being a heroin addict.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Remember, it was me that first told you that your loli avatar's vulva was showing through her underwear, so it shouldn't be a surprise.

All your smut drawing uwus would chop wood in a gulag if they insisted on it after a warning.

I love Video Games, you retard.

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

Nope, that's genuinely shag carpeting for a bathroom.

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

Nope, that's genuinely shag carpeting for a bathroom.
double posted because of lag, I'm such a retard

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You have a man’s face over a anime big boobie woman in a nazi uniform. That’s like three types of gay rolled in one.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Who wouldn't rage quit reddit?

I feel like they should be legally required to disclose that the property is haunted by the angry ghosts of 200 alpacas.

Can I interest you in becoming a biker chick?

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climba'
He slipped on a rock
And cut of his cock
And now has a brand new vagina

 

[Cedric_Eff]

LORD GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.

 

[Tablet County]

you cannot escape the shaniqwa plague even at the bottom of the fucking ocean

>His rizz opener was asking "You really think balls is worse than vulva?"

 

[Vibe_Guy]

i actually use that same argument frequently, and im against the idea of people being like "OH CYBERBULLYING BAD", but for all ik, this page will be what future employers find when they look me up. and im here to ease my boredom, like i do for literally everything.

 

[Tablet County]

Protestantism is a major religion because the King of England fell off his horse, went crazy and wanted to trade his wife in for a younger woman.

 

[Spud]

Okay, okay, I'll give dick a try.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Those 6 penises were hacked off by a tranch troon known as machete phil, who now stalks the mountains of colorado, crying out wheres my penis....wheres my penis.....wheres my penis....

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Indeed. Yakub's creations were made partly in mockery of the extraterrestrial overlord, and on the day he led his white army against the Melaninic Empire, and freed men of all colors from their tyranny, it was said that Bukay was truly broken.

“Romance” novels are often just a nicer term for books about a woman getting dicked down

 

[Gentlebastard]

Jesus fucking Christ the stains

You really don't need a "legitimate purpose," or any purpose at all for that matter, to exercise protected free speech. "I fuckin' felt like it bitch" is entirely sufficient.

His sole reason for being birthed into this world was to one day grow up and blossom into a golden lolpig. You couldn't write a better retard.

I physically have to stop my self from saying “no child” or “stalker child” in mundane conversations. And even that makes me giggle.
I’m completely Patnotized

I liked when he was seriously arguing with a redditor named "niggerrapist" or something like that

looks like he's trying to decide between a trip to Turkey for a hair transplant and suicide, and leaning towards the latter

Your average resident of Los Angeles is either a homeless man panhandling (and shitting) on the Walk of Fame or a delusional billionaire living on wheat grass smoothies and adrenochrome.

The white man can destroy civilizations with his penis

I'm just going to let everyone know that in Israel they had to ban an entire genre of movies and novels that is literally Nazi rape porn

NOOO NORMIES STAY AWAY FROM MY ANIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Having the misfortune to be standing in the same vicinity as some fragrant deathfats, I now carry a perfumed face mask in my handbag.