random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

The mass of men live their lives in quiet desperation but a few others live theirs in loud absurdity.

It's unironically cute and funny
To shoot anybody who ever says "cunny."

 

[Florch]

Corissa’s so fat she eats with both assholes?

 

[karz]

@weirdMcGee

1. How long have you indulged in m/m shipping and bl content?
2. what got you started?
3. favorite series and ships? or dynamics Idk...
4. Personal fujo cows or drama?
5. has BL went to the wayside over the years? if so, what caused the downfall?

From this thread (now spergatoried, can't use quotes)

 

[Black Man Underwear]

The Hulkster inadvertently makes a good case against democracy.

Well, you're pretty ignorant and even have an intellectual disability, yet I still think you should be able to vote.

 

[Man In A Dress]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE FACT THAT I AM A BIT SLOWER THAN OTHERS? YOU MIGHT EVEN CALL ME ''RETARDED.''

 

[tehpope]

The point of your digestive system isn't to output human feces, it's to supply the body with energy with feces being a "spent fuel rod" of sorts.

 

[RACISM]

God, I wish I had a female internet stalker that fetishized my mental illness.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"We got dead alpacas, a busted stove, a toilet with mystery carpet stains and the general sense that something terrible happened here, are you ready to buy?"

They can't even begin to comprehend the depths of my bigotry.

Also I love that man's autism about home appliances. Made me appreciate a simple rice cooker.

You could always, you know, not piss on the floor.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

The gansta nigga sanity check has passed.

 

[Shlomo XL]

Porn, furry porn, inflation porn, vore porn, tranny porn...and the NFL.

Banger.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Society mocks the sports car and praises the troon.

 

[frozen_runner]

The Poos did 7-11.

shut up pope youre not my stepdad

Pretty nuts that we're at the point where schools are playing "pin the nose on the jew" now

Hey, hey, I have an idea! For the kids!

Gaza Strip Story Hour!

90 percent of the articles posted here could be summed up as "retarded faggot whines about made up bullshit"

Damn those socioeconomic factors! This wouldn't have happened if you racists didn't put a black woman on a box of pancake mix!

she has a deeply feminine shenis, chuds. And she was rubbing it up and down to protect the children from witchcraft.

Nazis are in your network and jews are in your sewer network

If you don't grind your own beans, you're a nigger.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Reminder that it is gay to breathe, you're going to eventually breathe dick air.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

She also showed interest in Shinji, a Japanese porn actor who said he wants to win so he could make a better hentai VR.

Sam sent Summer to the Dog House and did "swamp magic" on her to supposedly cure her mental illnesses.

Back at the airport, she tarded out and roundhouse kicked a pregnant woman

at some point she hated God after she converted to Mormonism and was abused there.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

*rapes you with penis-shaped turd*

 

[Useful_Mistake]

THANK GOD.

Got my stream archive before Josh was able to edit out the butthole.

 

[the rat]

I'm not Nate. I'm not retarded enough to continue to try and ingratiate myself with people who disdain me. Its over, it's fuckin done.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Mom (he/him) found the Alpaca pit.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

now I cannot enter the bathroom without hearing "GHOST BUSTERS, THEY'RE IN YOUR HOUSE, THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING WALLS, WATCHING YOU JERK OFF, WHAT THE FUCK WAIT WHY ARE YOU NOT JERKING OFF COME ON WHIP IT OUT I CAN'T KEEP THE SONG GOING OTHERWISE"

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Chinese Communist Party (TV?) gets pissed for being filmed, UK Police act as worse commies than the commies. UK station out-commies-the-commie-police.