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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

@SSj_Ness was confident enough to send me a pic of his, frankly huge, cock.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not sure why you would come into a thread specifically for grammar nazis and complain about pedantry.

 

[RACISM]

Courtesy of @Ed Weed, one man charm school.
"I do stink sometimes like after the gym down there, so it's not just women who get a smell down there dudes do too".

 

[Pedophobe]

Emily posts feel like cheating because everything she does is so ridiculous.

AND NO I AM NOT MANIC, I AM PERFECTLY FINE.

 

[RACISM]

Guys chill out. The ancient Spartans used to send each other dick pics all the time and it wasn’t creepy or pathetic it was manly

 

[Useful_Mistake]

surprise nicko butthole

Wrt Ralph tugging his micro

Tulsi is still prime spank material

No one in good consciousness can support a nigga named Moon whose obsessed with cheese and admits to literally sleeping during the day and living at night throughout his childhood. There's at least 6 German fairytales with this exact premise and every single one of them ends with a werewolf carrying off a woman Grendel style.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"I'm a fat neckbeard high school dropout who can't be fucking bothered to put on pants and I smell like shit because I never shower. My hobbies are writing amputee rape fanfiction and lusting over white genocide on commie subreddits"

Why can't I find a job?

We use to hang out with her and her sister sometimes and play Nintendo with them, and when the fatter sister got hungry and wanted a little snack, she would get a big spoon from the kitchen, grab a jar of mayonnaise out of the fridge, and eat a giant scoop of it.

It was probably one of the nastier things I had ever witnessed at that age.

"The kiwis looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

Alright if Tim could stop being retarded on this one issue I would be eternally grateful. It's getting to the point where I'm embarrassed to speak the same language as him.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I got a few hobbies. Video games

You could do stuff like fishing and hunting. But that's expensive and hard. I just stick to fishing in games.

 

[Breadbear]

Thinking logically, when has a dick ever solved anyone's problems?

 

[Tablet County]

they junk up every damn tag on every website with their 'knitwitchcore' aesthetic and shit so you have to download blockers just to get one proper damn tincture recipe that doesn't include period blood or 'moon water'.

Extremely concerned about the astral rape culture in the witch community. :/

MY ARMOR IS AUTISM
MY SHIELD IS THE QUIXOTIC MEDALLION
MY SWORD IS MY PEE PEE

*opens thread*

Now that I think about it, Mac and cheese is very masculine, the noodles are limp penises and if the sauce is white cheddar flavored then it could represent semen.

*closes thread*

My wife has bone-in breasts.




That's my fetish.

Time to level up from parasocial to parasitical (I will flay and wear Zach Hadel's skin.)

Nobody left to pay the bail
18 Naked Cowboys are going to jail
The Ram Ranch cowboys are in police custody, getting arrested.
Hard naked cowboys behind bars, sweating and toiling in the yard. Getting tested!
Steel cages and tight hand cuffs, bondage cowboys in the buff.
Ram Ranch Cowboys are going to jail.

 

[Pedophobe]

Archive everything and achieve anything.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

We're all retards here. This is a safe place.

 

[RACISM]

sex is overrated. just attach your 2 dollar AliExpress Fleshlight to a Bosch Angle Grinder. Give your dick the ol' 10'000RPM twistaroo. Wamyn got nothing on that, sonny.

 

[Wodanaz]

I only came to pitch the idea and hear what you guys had to say but I realized the problem with the way I was doing was asking on others views instead of following my own and I’m taking advice from the same people who doxxed me, harassed me, and ARE NOW SPREADING FALSE RUMORS ABOUT ME BEING A PEDOPHILLE WHICH CROSSES THE FUCKING LINE COMPLETELY. YOU DREW EXPLICIT PORNOGRAPHY OF MY UNDERAGED MAIN CHARACTER AND NOW I’M BEING CALLED THE PEDO!? TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THAT ART FUCK YOU AND DIE SLOW IF YOU TRY AND YOU TRY TO DO SHIT ON ME I’LL FUCKING PAINT YOUR BRAINS ON A PAVEMENT YOU DISGUSTING TWAT! @Null FUCK YOU TOO! @Admiral Throbnelius FUCK YOU TOO! ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU NEO-NAZI, RACIST SUPPORTING, N-WORD SPAMMING, XENOPHOBIC SHITSTACKS! I’LL WRITE MY MANGA ON MY OWN ACCORD, I KNOW THAT’S IT’S GOOD AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS TO A MANGAKA, TO TELL THE STORY THAT THEY WANT TO TELL INSTEAD OF WRITING SHITTY FANFICS ABOUT A MINOR CHARACTER SO YOU GUYS CAN SUK HIS DONG! I HOPE ALL OF YOU FUCKING DIE IN A BLOODY FIRE UNTIL NOTHING BUT BONE REMAINS! @Null YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING, I DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG YOU MANAGED TO KEEP THIS SITE A FLOAT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL START NEO-NAZI CONVENTIONS WITH YOUR AUDIENCE OF RACIST INCELS WHO GATHER IN YOUR LITTLE ECHO CHAMBER BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO DAMN LIVES AND USE THEIR TIME DOCUMENTING ON RANDOM ECCENTRIC DUDES RATHER THAN IMPROVING THEIR OWN DAMN LIVES! @Null YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR THE PROMOTION OF HATEFUL SPEECH AND SUPPORTING DOXXING

 

[Hepativore]

Is there a way to have fun with feces safely during sex? What are the risks? I want to do some poo play, but I don’t want to get sick.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Then I’ll show you even a black man like me can still have a chance to work along the best in Japan.

My favorite part of the anime negro sneed post

 

[Betonhaus]

Nuking Texas is on the table.

 

[Tablet County]

Life has many holes, Ed-Boy!

"So then the fat dyke was like 'Leave him alone!' and I said 'Sure, when he learns how to stop counting at 47. You ever notice that downies have eyes like chinks?"

"No, I don't believe I have."

She hates people who have sex wrong, way more than she hates hates rape.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

your shitty limp dick owner @Null forgot to add the “delete your account button”

YOU DREW EXPLICIT PORNOGRAPHY OF MY UNDERAGED MAIN CHARACTER AND NOW I’M BEING CALLED THE PEDO!?

I’LL FUCKING PAINT YOUR BRAINS ON A PAVEMENT YOU DISGUSTING TWAT! @Null

If my thread and account is fucking banned by now then I’ll come back and I’ll show you all the finished first volume of Red Mist in the next couple years published under THE WEEKLY SHONEN JUMP.

even a black man like me can still have a chance to work along the best in Japan

this is gonna be my last (AND FINAL) reply

 

[WelperHelper99]

You want to be tolerant, right guys? Just shut up and shove this ali baba plastic tube up your pisser and embrace the new and improved meaning of UTI: Urethral Tearing and Infection Understanding, Tolerance, and Inclusion.