random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[<3 norafawn]

I’m with @Nigger Faggotson on this one

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Just remember that whatever else you've done that you're ashamed of the FBI never felt the need to specifically call you out in a legal filing.

 

[LastStableVersion]

Losing Shane was like a butter knife to my ass.

I used to be a Microsoft Wizard like you, and then I took a butter knife to the ass.

 

[frozen_runner]

Plot twist: You jerk off to it.

I am real caught up on this raping yourself question from the OP. Obviously it should be illegal. How do memories work? Do I grow up knowing I raped myself? Is it split timelines? Do I grow up with trauma of a random man raping me then slowly as I approach the day I went back to rape myself I then realize it was me who raped me? Do I then do it again in a cycle to maintain my current life or skip it and risk life shifting? How does time travel self rape work? Merry Christmas y'all.

FAST FOOD. Comparing Pizza Hut to a local shop is like comparing Ann Savage to Barbara Stanwyck.

Transgender lolicon pedophile. All three words mean the same thing.

Everyone hates niggers and I'm tired of pretending that we don't!

Buy a family pack of dildos and force every vaping zoomer to suck on that instead.

I just know that I've nutted into lefties girls assholes while living close to a college campus and once I've made it clear that I'm no longer interested in them I tell them they're not being very progressive if they get mad

I go to conventions, and I’m a Jujutsu Kaisen fan. It wouldn’t be a lie to say that I’ve seen levels of degeneracy that normal human beings could not comprehend or tolerate.

Looks like blob is a gender now.

 

[JULAY]

OK, a shiny new donkey for the first person who can tell me where this is from:

“I'mma put this dog on the net as a baby-raper too.”
Dog barks at him.
“You fuckin' baby-raper!”

 

[Caesare]

Stoners and niggers are my two least favorite things in the world and them combining forces is just bad times.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Like, if we can't gawk at a cyanotic deathfat with whore makeup what is this all even about?

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Theory: Berdyck made an ass out himself for 11 years to get them to dox themselves and their tactics and this is actually a very, very large criminal plot made by a group of self proclaimed internet police who identified and convicted people with no trial, arbitrarily, for sport, via the use of systematic and focused psychological torture.

Conclusion: Faggots

 

[Mr Bunny]

I've eaten cereal with a fork, I can do anything.

 

[Tablet County]

Too gay; didn't read.

Stop being retards. I know it's much to ask.

OK, a shiny new donkey for the first person who can tell me where this is from:

“I'mma put this dog on the net as a baby-raper too.”
Dog barks at him.
“You fuckin' baby-raper!”

I don't know where from specifically but it has to be Fedsmoker.

 

[frozen_runner]

OK, a shiny new donkey for the first person who can tell me where this is from:

“I'mma put this dog on the net as a baby-raper too.”
Dog barks at him.
“You fuckin' baby-raper!”

It's from this video.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Designated drowning street

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

He also bragged about being on disability for his intellectual disability in a thread where people were talking about having to work. When someone pointed out this isn't the flex he thinks it is, he just kept bragging about it.

 

[Poonocchio]

Uh, not to be your 10th grade English teacher, but your metaphor is breaking down like the dick skin in Kevin Gibes' amhole.

 

[WelperHelper99]

>stop calling him a cuck!! i haven't been gangbanged on camera for almost a whole year now, isn't that good enough?!

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm actually in disbelief someone can be this socially inept that even fastfood joints don't want them with some of the service I've witnessed in the past 10 years.

Fatty asks what's inside the potato, and is surprised that potato is what's inside potato.

That is a “future mass shooter” look if I ever saw one.

Giving the character that alcoholic facial bloating was quite the design decision.

How is he still alive

He is not, his body is currently inhabited by an ancient flesh-eating demon. The latest stroke was due to the entity possessing him and expelling his soul.

How is he still alive

He went to hell but his fat body caused a traffic jam so satan decided it was not worth it.

We just want proof that you’re able to eat an entire rotisserie chicken.

God I hate soy milk. I guess they need it for when they can't meet their daily allowance of semen.

 

[Johnny Salami]

"YES GOYIM YOU MUST PURCHASE MULTIPLE PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR" - greedy Big Textile CEOs

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I offered to donate $100 and all you did was scream "nigger" at me for no reason.

 

[Hitman One]

Sir, this is a THERAPY SPA for people with TRAUMA!

 

[MrJokerRager]

Can I vote for a resolution to stop the Jew invasion of Palestine and instead have them employ their war crimes on the nigger hoods of Chicago?