random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hitman One]

Why are you making me agree with Android raptor on something?

 

[Blackhole]

the kiwi famrs .... a website WORTH fighting for...

 

[MrJokerRager]

So, some thot, and a guy who most likely has a traumatic brain injury will endorse Biden... Sounds fitting.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

No shit, there’s nothing sexual about barbed wire.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Let’s all be fucking real here, Harley Quinn from Batman the Animated Series is like ground zero for clussy.

 

[Screed]

Ah yes, that classic 12 year old boy aesthetic that OF coomers love

 

[JustSomeDong]

You will listen to fat guys breathing into their mics for 2 hours as you do the same. And I will watch it

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I didn't miss, the .357 slug is still in my leg...

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Man, social media really is the greatest tool to get people to snitch on themselves.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sexually aggressive male perverts do not behave like extreme low self esteem females?

Watch at least the first segment featuring the artisan ice cubes.

This is a strange turn of events and could not have been predicted.

I have tainted your fundraiser with money made from selling anime merchandise

"A lolcow forum where we misgender trannies and call each other niggers."

I don't know why but the image of a milk bottle locked with a padlock is extremely funny to me.

I have made zero effort to look after myself beyond not smoking tremendous amounts of either cock or crack, so I cannot fathom how she has become so wizened.

One of them still uses the phrase "yuck her yum," and for that he should be thrown into a meat grinder.

In the standard trolley problem I would never pull the lever because I'm not a psychopath but in this scenario I would pull the lever before they even finished explaining the problem.

In other words, your guitar friend is a normal human being, and you are a demonic servant of Slaanesh.

it’s just faggots all the way down now

A gay man wants a masculine man, not a cross-dresser who pretends to be a woman. A straight man wants a woman, and you are not one. So congratulations, trannies, you have put yourself into a state of limbo. Too feminine to be desirable as a man, too masculine to be perceived as a woman. You are both and also neither. You are a sexless eunuch, a freak to be gawked and pointed at, an object of ridicule and mockery. The best part is you put yourself into this situation. You were warned, and you proceeded anyway. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

It's impressive how he keeps coming up with new ways to make his wife cook outside in winter.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We are all but 1 stick individually but together we can create a mighty faggot!

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Null gave me back my $40 after Chris Chan fucked his mom, I don't need any more proof of his credibility and fiscal responsibility.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Muttley

ethan ralph is a poop eating baby that pisses in bottles

Attributed to Metokur

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

This gay porn is arguably historic.

Superchats, on an "I was raped" stream?

What's this "xe/xim" shit? How about "ye/yim" so it accurately represents the chromosomes involved?

Once a cheater, always- well except in my case I only did it that once.”

社会 = Society
窓 = Window
社会の窓 = Trousers fly

They made fun of his asscrack, how is he supposed to find his pure shrine maiden waifu now

why would you ever kill yourself when the world keeps giving us such ridiculous shit

I never did anything to any one of you guys besides get mad at the fact that my name is being slandered. the dude Saying sand nigger is clearly racists also.

Imagine getting alogged by the Cartels

Hhahahah who cares about this shit ass forum? keep crying its funny to me how pathetic you are, maybe touch some grass? oh wait you cant because you are in a wheelchair jerking off to bossmanjack, good luck with your shitty ass life, ps. ''>'' this doesn't work here, try again

>calling Josh fat
>accusing him of eating pizza
>feeder references
The dude sized you up like a crackhead Sherlock Holmes and knew exactly how to cut to the quick.

There's no law stating faggots can't buttfuck each other in the Senate chambers.

She has actually been saying weird shit about wanting to fuck aliens for a while but I didn't think she woul take it this far

 

[barbie meat]

"Sorry for my grammar btw, I also have autism."

 

[MrJokerRager]

The Israeli government can suck cock.

 

[Tablet County]

I’m identifying with the owner of a vegan restaurant and that’s just as uncomfortable as it sounds.

>Buy fake bacon
>Throw it at pakis

I thought every straight guy had to do a Phantom of the Opera duet when they come of age, that was the tradition.

 

[stupid frog]

the iphone was a mistake and getting normies on the internet was the worst decision tech companies ever made

 

[MrJokerRager]

Hey buddy, what type of drugs are you taking? I want some.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Once more unto the sneech.

not sure how well the lawsuit will go in the end, but if anything actually gets done because of it i'm willing to cancel my multiple patreon subscriptions to hentai games and send that money to the litigation fund every month instead if Null keeps it open and just starts suing the shit out of everyone

seeing trannies get fucked over in court is even more arousing than the most delectable of naked anime girls

It's the best Sweet and Sour in the fast food trade. McDonald's nuggets may taste like vaguely chicken flavored plastic sponges wrapped in cardboard, but the Sweet and Sour has some kind of reaction with it that makes it cravable. You'll go months without eating nuggets, and then one day, at 7pm on a weekday, you'll feel an intense longing for a 20-pack of the things. After eating it with enough Sweet and Sour to sicken a horse, you'll lay down like a sack of garbage and wonder where your life went wrong. I could totally see where someone might kill for extra Sweet and Sour sauce, if they're in the middle of one of these nugget binges.

If it can't be found, that means it's lost even it it didn't fall off.

Be aware:
A real clitoris isn't just the bit that protrudes above the surface.
A seriously fat woman whose clit is not visible can stimulate it with thigh grinding.
A mutilated fragment of penis that gets absorbed is gone for good.

So sorry Jessica.

The political machine is fueled by blood and cum apparently.

They/them can't even teach shapes correctly.

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