random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Arcade Gannon]

"All future trolling and harm that comes to me, especially on Kiwi Farms and Twitter, is now your responsibility."

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Bitch's neck is so long her coffee gets cold before it reaches her stomach.

 

[Probably An Autist]

‘Rehab’ is just when he goes and sits in the hole in his wall behind the grey towel for ten minutes, like some kind of crackhead Narnia, then re-emerges fully energised ready to take on the odds again.

 

[MrJokerRager]

"The sandniggers made me gay and groom children!" is a novel excuse, I'll give you that.

Still dumb tho.

 

[Your Best Friend]

Ozempic is the one that causes crotch rot right?

Shoot up fatties.

Have you tried just not being fat?

 

[NaggotFigger]

>I HATE THE SHARTY!
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[6thRanger]

They'll take predatory loans, fall for tech-support scams, get catfished, get raped over and over, experience multiple muggings for following shady characters into secluded spaces, buy Google Play cards to pay off the "IRS", and if male, become a grindset/wake-up-at-2am guy. If female, they will fall deep into the MLM abyss.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I like to imagine its a Peewees Playhouse situation where everything in his house is alive........and everything actively chooses to dick with him

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A robot won't rob you for meth money. Not yet at least.

 

[internet friend]

I think he would have a more stable life if he just stuck to crack.

He has an average size penis, as he clarifies every single stream.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

If you're that interested in being an internet moderator you should probably start seeking treatment for transgenderism right now.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Yes, I want to be blindfolded and raped by a shark.
Yes, I post on the kiwi farms.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I suck cock.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If you suck at suicide so much that someone can take a flight across the country in time to rescue you, that's kind of on you.

 

[Dick Mason]

The driver told cops he speaks no English and “was unable to tell the defendant to stop,” though he did use his phone to “record the defendant masturbating.”

 

[Tablet County]

The Spanish word for no is "no"

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

No you nigger. Why would you ask if Kiwi Farmers would date you?

Look here you retarded nigger, if Chris Fucking Chan can grab a girl fresh outta prison after fucking his mother, you can get a girlfriend/boyfriend as well.

Maybe go to church if you want a nice Christain woman/man (don't know your sex and don't care to find out)

You got this nigger

Helen Keller - Bad at the "seek" part of hide and seek
Anne Frank - Bad at the "hide" part of hide and seek

Austria (because I want to get dungeon raped)

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I'm just three apples tall, like a Smurf.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Potatoes are an integral part of a Kiwi diet, whether mashed up or sliced into chips

 

[Gentlebastard]

You see, if Hillary Clinton was more informed about the negro, she could have shown off her negro knowledge by pulling out a bottle of ranch dressing from her purse when trying to impress black radio people. That hot sauce comment was a bust.

Yeah, because men and women are equals in terms of human rights, you arsehole. We have just as much of a right to be violent retards and get life in prison as you do.

I wouldn't have sex with her with  your dick.

I like to imagine its a Peewees Playhouse situation where everything in his house is alive........and everything actively chooses to dick with him

I vote we mend west-east relations by seeing how long does Mr tough guy lasts running through a minefield in the Finnish-Russian border during a blizzard.

"I can't watch a gang bang while getting groceries? Tyranny!"

Please explain all that in dumbass language?