random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[LurkTrawl]

I just like seeing minorities panic

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I'd also say females engaging in broom handle sodomy is a rarity, but I could be wrong.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

genocide (which I normally think is bad)

 

[MrJokerRager]

For those of you who didn't read the article (most of you, presumably), the writer is saying the fact that Americans are so batshit retarded about history is a bad thing.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

The correct answer to someone asking how to learn to code is: YOU CANNOT BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT

 

[scathefire]

I think Josh's Domino's world view is very indicative of his eurofag attitude overall.

 

[Tablet County]

"Your honor! I thought she was just short!"

Horses can't baptize.

I'm convinced NAMBLA will eventually sue Discord for IP theft.

What kind of postapocalyptic dystopian nightmare society do you have to live in to even entertain for one iota of a second that "the horse had a giant cock and I'm a size queen" as a potential defence against accusations of being a perverted degenerate?

 

[ForTheHoard]

Locking down my account for a bit because Kiwifarms and its owner picked up the Vaush horsecock stuff

 

[stupid frog]

angry faggot I lived like the best of youse for two years. I got 11 different kosher fucklady sheepdips. My BF insisted on even immersing new plates in a mikveh. I used to eat his ass out and he loved it, and this same man is now a prominent cantor in Sheepshead Bay. What I'm saying is that being in a relationship with me is a developing and enriching experience that you will never enjoy.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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“Us true leftists stand as a united front on the issue of loli porn”

 

[Tablet County]

Imagine letting Ari Aster make a 3-hour long schizoid meltdown about how he's scared of his mom featuring a giant penis monster but thinking you really gotta keep an eye on the spicy latinx whose writing a cartoon musical about gay demons.

The Ralph defense. "Ya honor, I'm just fuckin' retarded. Have you seen the shit I say on stream?"

angry faggot I lived like the best of youse for two years. I got 11 different kosher fucklady sheepdips. My BF insisted on even immersing new plates in a mikveh. I used to eat his ass out and he loved it, and this same man is now a prominent cantor in Sheepshead Bay.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Coming to a thread meant to celebrate one of the most (in)famous and active hard line feminist in the farms, singlehandedly dominating the discussion and turning it into a sincere discussion about following the bibble teachings in modern day western society is a level of undermining a woman Andrew Tate could only aspire to, i'm impressed

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

With heavy machinery and guys with reflective vests and construction helmets you can steal lot of infrastructure without anybody batting an eye

If Wil is so concerned with the well being of Elmo he should challenge Larry to a duel. Five rounds in the octagon, let's go.

What Research Says About Cats: They’re Selfish, Unfeeling, and Environmentally Harmful

 

[Space Police]

Fix your fucking website Josh, I cannot physically and/or emotionally put more effort into posting a video of Finnster sucking a dildo.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Showing a dick used to mean an immediate AO rating, and it seems like the only reason that changed is because you can plunge it into another dude's asshole.

 

[frozen_runner]

Please stop naming your ebay auctions "100 used tampons", its very misleading and next time I will be leaving negative feedback.

Canuck detected.
Opinion rejected.

Good stuff. I never even read the article, I have no idea who these people are. I assume he is innocent because he is white, but back to guilty as he is a policeman.

Subscribe to this, subscribe to that fuck you.

The only thing I subscribe to are racist ideologies.

You can't kill the Harry Potter Industrial Complex.

Nigg's Bossom particles. It all comes down to identity politics, doesn't it?

Whoa, you mean to tell me that the guy who can't stop talking about how hot horse cocks are and publicly defends pedophilia has porn of underage cartoons fucking animals?
I guess it's always the people you least suspect.

I would let a homeless man rawdog my ass while injecting me with an unknown substance through a needle that's been passed around the encampment before I would trust the WHO.

I use [Temu] to buy glitter and stickers and I will not stop because I don’t care about Chinese people

back in my day, you bought your own hooker. you just walked up to that hooker with a firm handshake and demand the STDs

 

[Anne Hyroe]

DM funposters enjoying bants with resident “not a dogfucker” @Madre Muerte

WAAAAAAUUUHHH HITLER HELP ME I'M IN A FIELD WAAUUUUAUUUU HITLER THERE ARE TREES I'M SO SCAREDDD AHHHUUUU

nazi, porn addict, irredeemable autist, "works" with computers.
so have you chosen a female name yet? gonna go with your mother's name perhaps?

>Proud member of the master race
>Wants to fuck sharks, cats and dogs
>Is scared of prairies, plains and lakes

Checks out.

 

[Meat Target]

Be careful, you probably have a bag of rotting garbage inside your house. A toilet? You actually shit inside your house? My word such savagery!

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

… one helluva short midface you’ve got there sir …let’s see those earlobes

 

[Gentlebastard]

Basic white girls are death to the alt-culture crowd.

I went to /r9k/ after YEARS and the autistic fucker thats been posting the same thread about chokers was still fucking at it.

Do you think the mtf's get vewy sad when they learn that the fabled Women's Restroom is generally populated not by a bunch of giggling women girls tossing tampons at one another while Gossiping About Kissing but rather strangers briskly attending to a biological need without involving anyone else?

Demons (and trannies, but I repeat myself) hate the exposure of the truth and will fight, bite, and kill due to their hatred of the truth.

In addition to all other heinous things cogent, clouddlare and hurricane electric support, by their continued platforming of reddit, they tell me they also support identity theft, wire fraud, and the maltreatment of the mentally handicapped and hygienic challenged.

"I don't suck dick," he lisps

There is like no theme at all going on here, its just a mess of aids and pop culture progressive shit.

I believe his only concept of how a fist is made is from the primarily homosexual practice of a man ramming his fist up another man's asshole.