random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You are dying on loli hill.

It's called I'm a uncle. It changes your perspective on sketchy drawings of children.

Oh so it's ironic. Ironic pedophilia got it.

No wonder atlys panders to trannies so often, zhier the only one whole eat half baked products with a smile on xhgir faces.

 

[Pedophobe]

"It isn’t hate to speak the truth.”

Hapas are a mixed bag.

He will be fine. He will die of obesity long before becoming a cow.

 

[Spud]

I would've jacked off to it at 12 if it wasn't gay as fuck.

 

[Hepativore]

I have smelled terrible, down-the-hall vaginal odor but it was from bariatric and/or geriatric women.

 

[Aunt Carol]

They're at maximum 1/32 wildcat. They're the cat equivalent of Elizabeth Warren.

 

[barbie meat]

Big reason also seems to be the fact that the only thing she really enjoys doing, besides staring at her own reflection like a malsocialized parrot, is listening to her own voice.

 

[Hitman One]

you fucking maggot i want you to know: this was the kiwis' doing

you monkeyfuckers have constantly been outpaced and outmaneuvered by a bunch of bored shitposters on a gossip site. if i was you i would kill myself.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Earlier claims by Kiwi Farms were proven to be correct.

 

[Seafarer]

Reverse Michael Jackson disease. When God turns you back into a nigger.

 

[Chongqing]

"hey gourgus stay safe"

From here:

Good to see M'gourd doing his due diligence and moderating for his queen.

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[rubytintedchix]

And Jack is the biggest, smelliest piece of excrement that Cali's ever flushed out into the rest of the country

I think my LDL just went up 300 points just by looking at this photo

She hugs him every time she has to reach around the boulder in that tiny master bathroom to scrub the shit out of his crippled ass cavern.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I would like to remind people that according to the Supreme Court it's a First Amendment Right to laugh at and call Patrick fat.

You just didn't have to answer bro. Now you've responded to a diperfur with a piss stained diaper. Why did you do this? Why not just laugh?

I made it 5 seconds before I had to turn it off because killing myself was starting to seem like a really good idea.

I felt quite honored when I got my first autistic reaction.

his political affiliation is retard

Thr Beaumont Society was a " self-help group for transsexuals" founded in 1966. Several of the (tormented) wives pointed out that their trans husbands loved trains cause that was the aspergers-du-jour back then. Now it's Crusader Kings, Hearts of Iron, and Hatsune Miku. Who knows what terrors the future holds.

 

[BirdUp]

Yes
Omg
I feel like
Wanna see u naked
And you just wear your cross necklace
Then i carry u
Kiss ur lips for 15 mins
Then I thru u on the bed
Then I jump on u
Then bring my hard cock and put it between ur boobs and touching your cross necklace going to ur mouth to suck it to me and choke on it
Then when my dick extend more to ur mouth, your cross necklace will be under my balls
While you suck my dick so hard
I find it too fkn hot

 

[Mr Bunny]

They got everything they wanted, even gay porn in elementary schools.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

“im starting to suspect kf is a nsa honeypot.”

 

[Spud]

You couldn’t fix a cold cut sandwich despite having a pound of roast beef attached.

why people are so eager to stand by their cartoons.

to be fair, no one really plays cod on PC...

It's #10 on Steam right now.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[thejackal2]

Vaush: Would you suck off a horse?

Redditor: Mmm, yes.

Vaush: Rock on man.

 

[Tablet County]

I say, Charles. Is that Margret getting all her holes filled by those negro farm hands?
I do say, she’s taking it rather sportingly, what?

Black hole jokes, won't ye come?

>*KABOOM!*
>New Chaos God just for you
>Worst orgasm ever

In fairness, there's not really a good explanation for possessing horse rape kiddie porn.

His lawyer, James A. Murphy, said Friday the investigation stems from a lawsuit filed by Rory Kalin, a former Humboldt County deputy public defender, who alleged Kreis assaulted him by shoving him off a boat during a 2019 camping trip and repeatedly called him “Jewboy.”

 

[barbie meat]

We need some sort of heart-shaped puzzle piece for when we want to give an "autistic, but in a good way" rating.