random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

I agree with your mom.

 

[MrJokerRager]

To the Niggers in Minnesota, do you know why I love winter? Because when it snows it's nature showing everyone outright that abyssal skins do not belong there. In a sea of White beauty you've got these sub-saharan dark creatures bumfucking around, not blending into their environment at all. Nature itself is trying to tell you something Wakanda spawn, get fuckin' gone.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Second, "Lolly-con" just makes me think of the word Lollipop, which just brings up a whole host of word associations I don't even wanna delve into.

Option one: my sexuality functions as god created it and untold generations of natural selection, which can only result from the union of man and woman, have refined it

Option two: my brain is broken and I like shit on my dick

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

My butthole still works perfectly fine, despite people ranting about "lol you'll be in diapers"

 

[Magicat]

I have never sexualized a furry. You can trust me.

.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don't have to describe what a dog is. I point at a dog and say "that's a dog" and you know it's a dog. Words are fucking gay.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

There are many things in the deep waters; and seas and lands may change. And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or for a few lives of Men, or for a passing age of the world. We should seek a final end of this menace, even if we do not hope to make one.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

you can´t be a mangaka but you can be a full-time lolcow!!

Mike Tyson could not have fought in the Boxer Rebellion because he is a coward.

custom made from the Middle Kingdom

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

i think the faggotry of Q&A is starting to affect you

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Like they would have their partners jerk them off when the kid was literally coming out.

Just because you feel we’re in the third act of your imaginary movie where you vanquish those SJWs from your computer chair because you no longer watch the latest Disney slop doesn’t mean Bob Iger now gets banished to hell and your 90s and 2000s-era liberalism gets restored.

Women engaging in Bestiality
Women engaging in Necrophilia
Women masturbating while covered in their own feces
Women masturbating inside the corpse of a cow
Women masturbating while using a dildo to make themselves throw up then smearing it over their body.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

I actually miss the days when mpreg fic had extremely mysterious anatomy that strongly implied if not outright stated that the babies came out the ass. Nowadays you can't hardly find any mpreg that isn't just a pooner getting knocked up.

 

[Gentlebastard]

she's either being catfished or her bf is a ghost (or rather an astral projection) of Null

This is probably not a good thread to read if you like retaining the contents of your stomach.

I mean holy fucking shit he just straight up went Sonichu #10 on the rascals

This is one of those rare lolcow singularities where everyone involved is a complete fucking spastic.

"Hi, this is Elon Musk. I need 6 million pies by tomorrow morning. Don't waste time asking about money, get moving! Move move move! Pies, now, giving pies, to us, now!"

I just told my cat to enjoy prison.

Welcome to Peaking Bus Tours. Please keep your hands and feet inside your aisle, and remember. There are no stops. This tour goes forever.

I wonder if the roving squads rounding up troons in Florida are hiring. I could use a change of scenery, and a taser.

Top twitter trannies around the world have been investigating this massive coverup for weeks. Nex's death is the next Watergate, and I'm going to blow it wide open for you.

The phone company forged text messages of Nex stating she instigated the fight by dumping water on the other girls in the bathroom.
The school fabricated video footage of her walking out of the bathroom on her own two feet.
The police fabricated bodycam footage to show that she had no visible marks on her face, bandages, blood, or other indication of serious injury, and used a body double so that it would appear she was lucid and able to answer questions and have a coherent conversation after the brutal attack
The coroner falsified the cause of death, pretending that there was no massive internal bleeding or evidence of fatal head trauma.
And now the Oklahoma Department of Investigation is creating a fake toxicology report to show she overdosed on anti-psychotics and painkillers.

All to hide the fact that DONALD TRUMP was waiting in the bathroom for her that day, screaming "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" as he shot her to death with an Uzi.

As soon as the first tranny said "transwomen are women" words had lost all meaning.

Men do not poopoo in public, we do big manly shits at home in our toilet, if we do use public toilets it is to piss and we will not lift the toilet seat to piss because touching that is gross so we piss on it with our penis because we do not sit down to piss like a women.

Glad I could help lil pooner.

"Wow, all my dreams came tru, I can lick Bob the bald truck drivers amhole all day, every day"

This is why 41% is a thing.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Sir, I am pretty sure he's probably not gimmickposting and he actually has some odd altered perception of reality.

 

[Tablet County]

I do not need to find the gene to be able to tell you this thread is cringe.

Wait so if I haven't fucked a man's ass I'm not gay? Fellow bottom boys rejoice, we are now true and honest heterosexuals.

>shameless begging for money program
>called DSP

You're a white supremacist. You're probably Astral projecting into their dreams to call them slurs and ruin their sleep, aren't you?

This would require a bonfire of the trannities to tackle powermods and group think

You are a carrier of mindAIDS.

I'll touch your soul with my soothing homophobic vibes!

I have no clue what a number of those words even mean. "paedomorphic", "catamite"...what?

Please insult me in english only.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The Niggersaurus Bixnood was a pack hunter, impulsive yet lazy, driven to early extinction due to socioeconomic reasons.

You'll take my Penisaurus when you pry it from my cold, dead, hand!

Who the fuck are you going to offend, the dinosaurs?

It's about time really. Should we really have to put up with that in this day and age? Should anyone be subject to the faggotsaurus? To the nigguanodon or the dumbnignathus? Or the dumslutaurus and the womenwillneverbeasgoodatsportsasmenbecausetheylackthenecessaryvariationtoachievethesameheightsnottomentiontheresolvodocus?

>Bait poster
>Fails to recognize other bait poster

 

[BirdUp]

I am not underaged, I am a man in my 20s who had this idea and just want to make it exist.

 

[MrJokerRager]

We're getting off topic.
Anyway about that gang rape...

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

It's looking like Liz Fong-Rodgers, the Supreme Gentlewoman, won't have her day of retribution upon Chad Connor Moon and the Kiwifarm Stacies.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

@Rancid Goatfucker
I have never seen someone make being a retard look like a fucking chore. Bravo, nigger.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Bend over, I’ll drive