random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Useful_Mistake]

Looking at the characters Id say Hitler is bottom.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I've had sex and it's been quite enjoyable"

 

[Tablet County]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON

Are you hiding gay furry grooming rings under your floorboards, herr Moon?

PM niggas just a bunch of mid women talking about they're collecting mental illnesses like pokemons.

 

[Meat Target]

Ok I wasnt actually jacking it while listening to sludge metal. You happy now?

 

[Asian tech support]

@Madre Muerte NIGGER EXCUSE ME?
YOU WERE ONE OF THE PEOPLE CAUGHT WITH YOUR DICK IN THE FURRY JAR.

 

[Rotollo 2]

despite being the victim of DM sodomy numerous times at the hands of insidious Kiwi Farmers.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I wasnt actually jacking it while listening to sludge metal

ETA: I'm too slow.

 

[Tablet County]

our forefathers fought for this country so you could ironically goon in private with other likeminded people

It's like chains on your wedding day
It's an AIDs test when you're already gay
It's the good advice that you faggots can't take
And who would've thought, you nigggeeerrrs

i reiterate that lolcows are like a mothers meal, they are better homemade

Looks like we found the real Willy's Chocolate Experience

Oh I see the curreent gayop is to shit the thread up instead of learning a lesson

I'm sure itll end well

 

[WonderWino]

This would require a bonfire of the trannities to tackle powermods and group think

 

[Geranium]

So I force my feet to move forward, into the den of forty-two men all jacking off in identical bathrobes, while I’m screaming internally

Aella's thread.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Muttley

if i NEVER hear a nigger bang on a toilet again

it will be too soon

@Dyn

wow i would never sell meth or talk to felons

@Twinkletard

COME ON, SEAN

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

These people make @Bargain Bin Laden look like a Stormfront moderator!

 

[Rotollo 2]

Made up the child and having a husband bit a while back so I wouldn't come off as pathetic for buying Amiibos.

 

[seri0us]

My thoughts were constantly interrupted by intrusive Jewish thoughts.

 

[Tablet County]

I don't actually have a child. Made up the child and having a husband bit a while back so I wouldn't come off as pathetic for buying Amiibos.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

You are more of an assmad faggot than Null is when he sees a pitbull eating cheddar cheese.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Vore is way more cringe than anal sex. And anal sex is pretty fucking cringe.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

i watched hl2_linux get raped in that dm in real time and i couldnt do anything

Counselors are standing by.

 

[Rozzy]

Dude I have a great relationship with my dad because I don't fuck men in the ass. It's nor hard to achieve bro.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We are splitting hairs here

Better than splitting hares

I have no defence. I was in the ERP chains to jack off with other furs.

Don't you have children to groom into taking puberty blockers and brewing HRT in the bathtub?