random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There is a damn good reason why @Bargain Bin Laden goes around talking about eating shit and it's very funny and we all give him high fives, but anyone talking about being a pedophile gets ostracized immediately.

I like how they've replaced "Our Democracy" with the more palatable "Democracy." They Newspeak'd too close to the sun.

 

[ƵIGGER]

I did this and became more racist.

 

[doodoocaca]

No. Clara and I watched Madoka and it sucked. People who watch anime are gigantic retards in general. That avatar is Riven which is from League of Legends, not really an anime.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Dagoth Ur welcomes you, child, my old stalker. But to this place where niggeroni is made, why have you come unprepared?"

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Dr. Phil going on these normie political shows the last couple weeks has been based. The clips have been fantastic. Dr. Phil in general is fucking based.

 

[barbie meat]

Am I the only one? Whenever I see a long haired troon I just think of Nirvana/Foo Fighters.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and start working on a new album whiny little bitch. Lmao.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

The colorado supreme court laid it's dick on the table. The Supreme Court of the United States was obligated to show that theirs was bigger.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

They ERP consent accidented several users. I saw poor @RACISM in there, too.

 

[Rotollo 2]

AND STILL, I'M NOT A FURRY. PRAISE THE PISS BEAR.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Gene Roddenberrys dream finally came true and you people want to ban it.

No idea who this is, but i just looked her up and her anus is in a sorry state. All swollen, puffy and black, like a neglected dogs eye. Very disrespectful.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

At low levels of society, you win by being better than others. At high levels, you win by being less retarded.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I just said he is a faggot who looks like he was beaten with a stick. Which he is.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Every year they airdrop the losing superbowl team's shirts on my village and they are always big enough to fit my entire family in, so clearly there is a wieght problem in America.

 

[Imagine Reading This LOL]

I will show up to DC in a green man suit and do cartwheels around the capital if this shit is seen by the SC.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I prefer women, but it is 2024.

 

[Brain Power]

"Ninian/Eliwood Fire Emblem tranny ovipositon cuntboy mpreg porn" actually stunlocked me. I had to turn off my monitor and think about my life for a couple minutes. Thanks for that, man.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Please someone else archive this shit before they nuke their account, I'm too lazy.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I saw one where a man squeezed a woman's boobs and milk just squirted out.

Its like crack cocaine for coomers.

 

[Tablet County]

Stand back guys, he's beginning to morb mog out

I now believe all women just so i’m not near the gays.

you are God's gayest internet tough guy, you lipstick wearing prancing la-la corpse molesting fruitcake

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I hope my nigga "Cornpop" Clarence reads one of the random.txt.