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[Tablet County]

Are you autistic? Do you not have theory of mind?

Likes:
Sunken R’lyeh
Destruction
The seething nameless horror of the void at the center of the universe
Tentacles
Bob Iger

I was born a blithering fag and I’ll die a blithering fag.

A literal faggot. Worse still, he's a literal faggot that can't spell:

 

[internet friend]

A man who would rather tell his toilet its going to prison than telling his daughter that he loves her is a man who deserves nothing but contempt.

 

[RACISM]

I don't think I'll live this down. I shouldn't have done this. But I'm coming out as Nullgender. I want to feel what it's like to be a fat fuck who owns a website that documents autistic faggots for some reason. I want to know what it's like to live with S*rbians. I want to be hated by every single normie on the planet. It gives me a hard-on just thinking about it, or as I call it, my Nullpecker. Please respect my decision, Kiwifarmers.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Nobody says, “You know boys, these cripples are getting a little too big for their britches, thinking they can do all sorts of things they can’t. We need to show them just how disabled they really are, so they will learn a little humility.” No, it’s just considered good manners to let the disabled make whatever claims they like, and not to contradict them.

- Clayton Schwartz

I once decided I'd never kill myself unless I could write a suicide note that made it actually make sense. Never got around to that. Glad I didn't, if I wrote one as funny as this, I might have done it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I personally believe that if you're going to drop a nigger enhancer, you may as well go with a strong one, such as "nigger chimp" or "black gorilla nigger."

 

[barbie meat]

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"Trudeau will have you locked up for pre-hate crimes over this one."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Shitting out of his amhole? Many such cases.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

At low levels of society, you win by being better than others. At high levels, you win by being less retarded.

Null is an autistic retard who lives in Eurostan and thinks America has no meat, cheese, and bread. He knows as much about American politics as any typical Eurofag foreigner.

Null says you should buy a gun instead, but doesn’t own a gun. Worse he revers the retard cartridge, 5.7. I don’t know if he’s gonna kill himself to avoid child support or grind children into pepperoni.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I have said it before and I will say it again: I will naked mud wrestle ANY kiwi that wants to step up

 

[Seethan Ralph]

3dpd are so vile and disgusting and evil and cruel and ugly and mean and stupid and treacherous and rude and fat and boring and dirty and lazy and selfish

 

[Gog & Magog]

Can you re-invite me to the staff-only ERP thread? I accidentally clicked "Leave" as I coomed.

the stories of folks who use KF as some sort of substitute for therapy are always wonderful

"I mean she isn't that bad looking. Id give her a 4. Beter than Chantal."
I really hope you're giving her a 4 in some retarded Imperial system where the highest score is 29 and not 10 like in the Metric system you hate so much.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I have no idea what sex I am, he said from his goon cave, which smelled of sour ejaculate. The cross sex clothes piled around him reminded him that he hadn’t pulled his pud in almost twenty minutes. Heh, yeah no idea.

 

[seri0us]

Information travels easily but context doesn't

 

[Pedophobe]

Thank you for the extensive documentation, the manmade horrors are now within my comprehension.

 

[Spud]

Is jerking off to cartoon children really that vital for society

Not gonna lie, I would want people who jerk off to call of duty arrested.

 

[Gentlebastard]

for my sanity i like to believe this is a huge honeypot and anyone buying these things automatically gets flagged for being a danger to society.

You have a cocoa guy?

How can I get a cocoa guy?

I never knew I needed this before.

"I may have blown $3,000 on grass in the past year but I'm not, like, addicted man"
I've seen so many dumbasses make this exact argument that I'd rather spent time with gutter-dwelling alcoholics for their honesty.

The rational part of me is against this. The troll part of me is strongly in favor.

Oh~ He's making a list,
He's checking it twice!
Gonna find out who jewish or nice!
Adolf Hitler's coming to town.

I would bully the fuck out of him if he was in my class. And I'm a smug, know-it-all with a speech impediment.

women are just as if not more capable of being retarded than men

But what else is a man to think when even his own toilet has turned against him?

I won't sugarcoat the facts: we are losing the war on babies.

It's amazing just how fucking disgusting both sides of this retard fight are.

This is the gayest shit I've ever read in every sense of the word.

I support redditors being antinatalists, i don't wa t any of them breeding.

how down bad do you gotta be in the bitches department to believe women naturally have a fishy funk about them?

Dogs are the second-in-commands in Mother Nature's transphobe army, after parrots, who are the J. K. Rowlings of the animal world.

When I’m not feeling pretty, I look in the mirror and think, “damn girl, you fine!“. But not everyone has a functioning mirror or, TBH, my sexual heat.

he sounds like it takes him enormous effort to talk or think. nice death-gurgle at 1:28

Fuck you for making me think hard about this, but I love it.

 

[Croaking Spider]

Nah nigga you were ERECT

 

[Tablet County]

When the CIA created me, the project code name was gorillapox

You know, gay drama can be fun, just look at Hamlet.

On a scale of one to oy vey how many shoas is this?

pidgin is just one of those participation trophies for nigs who can't into anything aside clicking and rape

 

[frozen_runner]

Global American Empire (G.A.E.) perfectly sums up midwit reddit politics.

Endless "humanitarian interventions" where Hillary Clinton burns down third world countries until they agree to hold Disney-sponsored kiddie pride parades, and all the heckin' diversarinos wave the rainbow-blm-ukraine flag to defeat Huwite Supremism.

Who let the gypsy in? Everyone, check your wallets.

PUT THE ESTROGEN IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT!

good enough for a soprano's fapper

He’d be in a lot less trouble if he used Benadryl or Dramamine like a normal person and not Xanax

Is this gamergate 2 or 3, i lost count

Best way to prevent mass shootings is to give me 1m bucks and you'll have at least prevented 1 person from becoming a crazy

Do not ever trust a homosexual or a Jew, let alone both.

Once after having killed a bandit I spied a sausage in his inventory and ate it and then the game crashed. Very anomalous, comrade.

"Late Capitalism" New euphuism for niggers just dropped.

I am way out of the loop because I stopped keeping tabs on things that were having a negative effect on my mental health

If anything, chocolate doesn’t have enough chocolate in it in the first place.

Hey man, love is love and tree ring count is just a number.

The reddit seeth is fucking delicious. I am growing stronger like a sperg succubus.

So what you're saying is the Halo Theme is CHUD art?

At low levels of society, you win by being better than others. At high levels, you win by being less retarded.

That's what the Jews want you to think

Absolutely based. We need more nazi swastikas. Jews deserve to be under constant fear.

Edit: Nvm. No mercy to libtards. Both jews and libshits deserve the death penalty.

It's times like these I remember what my great grandpappy told me.
"Do you really think she wants a picture of your cock because she's gonna pleasure herself to it? Okay retard."

 

[tehpope]

We'll let you know who's President, as soon as we finish writing the votes.