random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[OvercookedBacon]

If KF can DOX this guy; I’ll fuck a chicken on live TV.

 

[JustSomeDong]

This is good content and I'm not sorry for enjoying it.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

how hard is it exactly to just post about your hobbies without doxing yourself?

 

[eatler]

Poopoopeepeerape666 quoted your post in the NIGGERS EATING CORNSTARCH thread

 

[ƵIGGER]

I once got added to a rape enthusiast dm thread. I have no idea why I was,but it was really weird.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Lidl Drip reacted to your post in thread "Private/Direct Messages Chain Spam Issue" with feels.

WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME

 

[Tablet County]

Woman, whoa man, whoaaaaaaa man.

I can just imagine a bunch of Vikings in a long boat on the storm tossed sea, navigating by keeping the moonlit arctic ice pack starboard, when Svenroggir lisps to Harald “you know, your ath lookth hotter in seal fur”

TLDR; Rykard: NEW WORLD ORDER! NEW WORLD ORDER! NEW WORLD ORDER!
Radhan: No, stalker child! I will not eat zee bugs.

I would consider myself the title above, I may hold radical opinions that somehow autisticly counter each other.

Bring up any topic and I'll be happy to first show my opinion and then have a 43 page slapfight where it was clear page 2 that I lost.

I still have no idea who this woman is besides boob. Now a disengaged person like me who has never heard of her has heard of her and her boobs many, many times. In this way, it seems like this Sweeney woman has played her cards very intelligently.

All my CoachCoins wiped out in a moment. Like tears in the rain.

 

[Harm]

Same post, different thread. Pick the one you hate the most.

 

[eatler]

#stickergate

"Web development is my passion"
-Joshua Connor Moon

 

[Tablet County]

Guys the best way to settle the drama is at 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

I'm just going to obsessively check my own post history and maintain a spreadsheet of stickers so I can award my own trophies. It's the only reasonable reaction

Please refrain from breaking any laws while telling him he's fat, a bad singer, and you would not have sex with him.

Being a fedposting wignat is like at least 50 successful karmic cycles from where you’re at currently

Your tiny mind would never comprehend the number of revolutions my posts make on the "meta irony wheel".

"Damn bitch, downie dick ain't doing it for you anymore?" Is an unbeatable line.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

uWu what's this *nuzzles rifle barrel*

 

[Tablet County]

Pedophiles love children.
@i am a pedophile lover 69 loves pedophiles.
Ergo @i am a pedophile lover 69 is a child.

Oh now we don’t have to worry about score shaming so I just feel liberated to make lower quality posts

he is so fat that his fat, sweaty, greasy kielbasa fingers are slipping and sliding all over the keyboard, like a retard on fentanyl playing World of Warcraft.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

View attachment 5786947

lol bet
link, archive

I just found out I got bullied into donating to a charity by someone who literally eats shit. this is the lowest point of my life

 

[Law]

We haven't done that bit in ages. Nice Alzheimers, stupids.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Can my tax money go back to funding research for new ways to smite Pakistanis with laser guided napalm missiles, and not whatever this gay shit is.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

"Is there a legal department within IMDB where I can serve a subpoena on said user?"

 

[Betonhaus]

"et al, a website

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Sorry I was away, had to go bust a nut and eat a panini

Alrighty, just had a cold shower to drive the lustful thoughts of fatrick chained naked to his half porch at the mercy of SERGEANT LYNDON LAWNGDICK EVANS out my mind

Ok I wasnt actually jacking it while listening to sludge metal.

he's posted some bangers lately

 

[One Quick Post]

women usually don't have Penis's . ( unless their a shemale or Trans.)

 

[Pedophobe]

Being murdered by a stranger on the internet is a whole hell of a lot less embarrassing than getting your dirty laundry outed on the farms.

I still cannot wrap my head around how gay furry ERP turned into this

Literally none of this is true you mental midget.