random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Technically there was a reason why I added null to the pm chain. The truth is, you're all stuck up pretentious cliquish faggots. You act like you're smarter, less degenerate and overall better people than the average shitposter on the forum, pm chain or laughed at on the forum. When in reality you're being exposed for grooming, degenerate sexual acts and whatever else. All the while being laughed at by everyone else on the outside. I do truly hope null disables pms sitewide. so you have to crawl to other apps, websites or spaces to talk about nothing all day. Hopefully you'll get a job or something. Anyway, tell your parents you love them. Go for a walk. Buy crypto but off me exclusively. Eat healthy, live wealthy. With love, Importantman2010.

 

[Rotollo 2]

paradoxically that does make me gay i am aware. But I'm not going to go out of my way to get dirt on people. I feel that's even gayer.

 

[importantman2010]

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Technically there was a reason why I added null to the pm chain. The truth is, you're all stuck up pretentious cliquish faggots. You act like you're smarter, less degenerate and overall better people than the average shitposter on the forum, pm chain or laughed at on the forum. When in reality you're being exposed for grooming, degenerate sexual acts and whatever else. All the while being laughed at by everyone else on the outside. I do truly hope null disables pms sitewide. so you have to crawl to other apps, websites or spaces to talk about nothing all day. Hopefully you'll get a job or something. Anyway, tell your parents you love them. Go for a walk. Buy crypto but off me exclusively. Eat healthy, live wealthy. With love, Importantman2010.

Was I wrong?

Going out of my way to get dirt kiwifarms users is extremely gay.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

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"By the way, if you're fucking crying about the fact that I'm telling you to eat shit, think about why you're such a person that the producer of Detective pikachu thinks you are human garbage, and maybe work on being less shitty."

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"Go ask your mom for some money to buy more anime porn."

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Was I wrong?

You, sir, are a treasure.

 

[importantman2010]

You, sir, are a treasure.

Thank you. I do try, really.

 

[Brain Power]

I gotta admit, I LOLed at the mental image of the boyfriend karate chopping the coke-can rotdog clean off and it wobbling like jelly upon hitting the ground. All in slow-mo, of course, with Vader's infamous NOOOOOOOO from Revenge of the Sith playing with the characteristic pooner frog pitch.

(This image has been burned onto my retina, so I'm just making sure to spread the wealth.)

So did anyone have dick eating Haitian zombie gangs roaming around Miami on their 2024 bingo card?

Haiti food best seasoned with burnt smegma? What the haiti?

 

[demicolon]

When I was in college, I had the idea to hollow out a potato, fill it with taco fixings, and call it a potaco. I clearly don't have the astronomically high IQ necessary to speculate about the ethics of raping dead dogs.

 

[GaryGray]

Do the smart thing, be a good boy, and remove this infringing post.

 

[Grub]

Heaven forbid my penis is bought or comes in different sizes and colors. You’d think that would be a good thing.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I like the euphemism treadmill when it gives me creative new ways to call someone retarded

Accept Kiwi Farms as your one true Site (PBUI)

I don't know what it is about reddit. It's like Neverland, except instead of being for little boys who refuse to grow up, it's for theater kids and teacher's pets who refuse to stop being faggots.

This brotha doin it all wrong! Not a speck of Lawry's on that human leg! And Ion' see no bottles of seasoning near that bitch!

Translation: ONLY I CAN SCREAM SHURGURRR YOU NO SCREAM SERGAR OR YOUR A TROL AN A HATOR. [OBJ] [OBJ]

Troon self-own: admitting that men would rather date an eldritch monstrosity than date a tranny.

So...this is assuming that the kids are somehow gonna gain the knowledge that their mom licks their dad's asshole or slept with another man? Why would they ever find that out?

they would find out because mommy just posted it on the public internet.

Men are a lot dumber & honier than you give them credit

Oh he has some minor issue that can easily be resolved? That's a big red flag and he's getting to rape you and sex traffick you and dump you in a ditch somewhere, leave him and call the cops.

“I’m so jealous of boys getting hit in the balls.” There is nothing these people can’t turn into greener grass.

 

[Meat Target]

I put "Stealthygeek" into the search bar on my Xitter account and set it to "latest" and it was constantly refreshing with new prisonings, I genuinely don't know how he was doing it that quickly.

 

[Hitman One]

Wrong. Kiwi farms tells you exactly that. You should have listened.

 

[Abella]

If being against sucking mutilated baby dicks makes me a nahrzee then I will happily be one, thanks.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@AStupidMonkey

Worst part about random.txt is you can never just look up the source, because the searches contain any possible random KF page. lol

@Mankirk

search the random.txt thread specifically?

@Freshly Baked Socks

when i write articles, they're technically farticles because i am shitposting.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2024-03-13-david-acerthorn-stebbins-dmca-takedown-request.186272/

Please do not get any ideas about posting this DMCA Takedown Notice on your website.

 

[Brain Power]

They can go to Hell.
The real one, not the city in Michigan.

 

[BirdUp]

I couldn't stop thinking about girls. And I mean that in every sense of the word. It got to the point where I couldn't take a shower without thinking about tits or pussy.

 

[Gog & Magog]

At this point...anyone who sympathizes with Ukraine is a traitor to America.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Rings are a scam just give that bitch an apple

How are you going to explain being covered in ectoplasm and smelling of spirits, you dumb hoe?

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

The only person melting down and crying in this thread is Hatsune Miku.