random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Giguntopithecus]

"I'm sure men that fantasize about Godzilla's dick exist, but they're bound to be the exception and not the rule."

 

[rubytintedchix]

My day today started with a video where a guy was shitting on a diner plate and my day is ending with a video where a guy is eating bunny shit. Thanks Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

THE TENDIES MUST FLOW!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wow the horse has alopecia??? This completely changed my self worth!

 

[Pedophobe]

That man hired around 400 whores just to try and convert them to Islam.

I don't know when Current Year will ever end -- if it even can end anymore.

True gaming was about being called a nigger by a 12-year-old who brags about fucking my mom and I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[eatler]

Not even one reply later and this thread is already about troon tits.

There needs to be a mutt's law equivalent for kiwi farms

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Not placing your keys for vehicularly deficient lunchtime youths has been ruled a hate offense, which can carry a life sentence"

 

[RACISM]

"Ooh, a free speech forum that focuses on ridiculous people and comedy!"
*many months later*
"FUCKING KILL YOURSELF xXxASSBLASTER420xXx, OR SHOULD I SAY DENNIS BUTTS, 1488 BULIMIA BLVD., STEUBENVILLE OH 43952"

 

[ShooterOfCum]

honestly, he's pretty thin, could afford to eat a bit more.

 

[Cougar Pump]

I swear these people think like they’re building Lego out of meat

imagine trying to transition into a fucking dork

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If I had to wear my own poop, I would stay home and stay silent about it, too.

 

[Shard]

Yes, as a faggot, I believe in Total Female Death. I don't want competition for my fat Aryan man. Stonetoss is hot and I would have sex with him

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Personally I'm edging

 

[doodoocaca]

The path to Total Kiwi Victory will be paved with the corpses of paedophiles and their associates.

 

[Brain Power]

im actually convinced god has given up on most parts of the world with kiwifarms being a notable exception.

 

[karz]

Nigger, you are the most upset person here

There is an unreal amount of dick sucking in this thread, for a dick that admittedly doesn't work.

A tankie that lives in a 2.2 million dollar home. I am shocked, shocked I tell you! Well maybe not that shocked.

it's not about being afraid but doxing beautiful people seems wrong.

There are some natural rules of life: beautiful people deserve better treatment and respect. For all we know she could just have been fed information by the real doxers and being used as tool to gather attention to Stonetoss' dox.

sir this is the kiwifarms.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There is a completely perfect correlation between severe mental illness and that filter that smoothes out your skin so much you end up looking like a hunk of clay with a face drawn on it.

The sides remind me of botfly maggots burrowed in skin. Why the fuck do modern architects design this shit?

Political correctness has come full circle and is now hilariously sexist.

He didn't rape a woman, apparently. He merely bonered a bonus hole.

At the current rate of progressive mental retardation, I fully expect that by 2030, it will be considered appropriate to refer to women as unholy festering gashes in a court of law, and for a judge to quite literally make the argument that, "Pathetic holes should know what it feels like to be penetrated. It is their only purpose, after all."

Britain sent all their puritans to the later USA, their criminals to Australia and their gay retards to Canada.

That is retarded and baseless speculation so of course I must agree with you.

I can’t wait for someone to leak the video of Greta thrumburg sucking off the board of BP and getting railed by AOC in the ass with a biodegradable strap on while eating burgers. I’m sure it exists.

oh fuck it let’s just get it over with and call women vaginas from now on

I'm confused. Whenever I call them cunts it never goes well.

Is it fedposting to say I want to assemble a team to go Nord Stream on the tomboy-to-incel pipeline?

God, the impotent desperation. “Why doesn’t somebody do something?! She’s saying things I don’t like!”

yeah tbh the claim of "cia does cia things at the request of the president against the usa's enemies" makes me question everything about this story

My junior high band teacher had the roundest fupa I've ever seen. It wasn't the biggest, but in terms of projection, it was impressive. There was almost no overhang to it. She kept it stuffed into her late 1990s mom jeans.

The memories are flooding back.

Real men piss toiletward from the threshold of the cubicle, hands on hips.

Shit, you beat me to it, I was already firing up Paint to make a shittier version of this.

There are medical pamphlets for knobrot that are more arousing than this

You didn't do the Ritual of the Screaming Balls? Are you old enough to be here? Did you at least do the bullet ant thing?

In the Black could be a porno or an accounting guide.

Real men lean on the wall and feel as if they could pass out from the sheer ecstasy of finally squeezing out that piss.

Kidney stone enthusiasts are weird.

A whore robbed of her creampie

 

[Turkroach Couple]

Macron likes it up le poopoo.

If you have to ask this, then you're a massive flaming faggot

Unfortunately, Canadian children are extremely ugly, so you basically have to travel to the third world to find any sexy ones.

You vill eat ze poo poo

 

[SentinentCloud]

Trump will win HAHA another Trump sucker right here are you also believing this fake scam bullshit? You're just being controlled to hate against others hate against other races by hating you're getting controlled. Trump Putin and Hitler control the sheeps by making them hate one another it's just sooooo easy and you stupid fucks just fall for it over and over

 

[Tablet County]

I disapprove of those who uwu, but I will defend to the death their right to say it.

France: Starts war.
World war breaks out.
France: surrenders.
Everyone else dies while they wave white flag.

Total French victory.

Don't make your bosses break out the rat mask.

Incels don't need therapy, they need wives.