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[Snusmumriken]

WHAT HAPPENED TO "THEY'RE JUST PROJECTING PEDOPHILLIA" NOW MONKEY FUCKERS?!

 

[barbie meat]

Imagine Null invites you to his house and while you're visiting, he leaves one of his hoodies on the couch while he goes shower. How hard is it for you to avoid wearing it and deeply inhaling it. Especially under threat he might catch you and call you a faggot. With bass-filled authority and deep eye contact, and a slight smirk.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

For starters, you don't put all your "weight on it real good" on pedals/pedalboards. It's not a foot stool you midget cunt.

 

[Chongqing]

Good luck pedo faggot. I'm behind 7 proxies.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Curb Your Enthusiasm theme, bass boosted, playing on repeat for all eternity

 

[S.C.U.D.]

For the record, the only dead people I fuck are ghosts.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

ASMR: "loving, caring boyfriend beats you to sleep with a frying pan"

 

[Hitman One]

I don't exactly rank birds by their fuckability or anything but I feel that one would be pretty low on my list regardless

 

[BirdUp]

This is Marxist normalization propaganda.

@i440BX

 

[frozen_runner]

Welsh, it's allegedly a language and not just a result of alcohol poisoning.

Anal Cunt did it first.

My imaginary penis has three heads and shoots Lightning instead of semen. The imaginary ladies call it the imaginary shocker! Imagine.

monkeypox 2: fagshrooms

Gay poop is stored in the balls.

 

[Harm]

"My girlfriend suffered and knows hardships, so I fucking doxxed her. "

 

[Pedophobe]

STAY MAD ALOGS!

He isn't even a law deacon.

Well if you do, stream it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

BTW, the Moleskine company once claimed that Ernest Hemingway and Pablo Picasso used their product; the company was founded in 1997.

This is the advertising I've seen them use in stores in my small European country. And I believed it, like a sucker. Felted by corpos again.

There’s something about a forum that allows, nay encourages, you to call the other users niggerfaggots that paradoxically raises the quality of discourse, probably by chasing all the actual homosexual melenations off.

He really went for the "I was only pretending to be retarded"??

I'm going to go buy war medals and veterans gear and hang out in bars so people thank me for my service. That's just what I'm comfortable with, don't go denying my innate professional identity. I'll have a dysphoric breakdown if anybody points out they're just pogs glued to ribbons and I don't pass as my true authentic self though.

Welcome to the fold, children - the fat, greasy, smelly, sweaty, fold.

that woman's one genuine talent is the ability to pack an entire world of petulance and brattiness into one single slightly mangled swearword - in written form, no less

Don't let those evil men stop you from carrying a purse like the man you are!

No stalker, you cannot possibly have an attractive wife with breasts more bountiful than my own. Enjoy heterosexuality.

Even her poor bag gets misgendered. She should loudly address it as Aiden or bro, and shove a rolled-up sock into the external pocket to give it the right man-bag bulge. That should fix it.

christ on a bike, where is that? (I want to know I so don't end up there by accident)

The only times I refer to my wife as "partner" it is immediately preceded by "howdy."

Of course, if you lived in a rural area and talked to people you’d know an old guy who would do those for a beer and listening to the story about how he tore the heart out of a Vietcong and ate it (everyone knows he never even shipped out, they don’t care).

 

[Aunt Carol]

As a christian a LOT of people are gonna end up in hell over this.

Oh, shooting up is definitely bad.

 

[Tablet County]

...How is this a fetish again?

This is actually very good news because it's transphobic.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trannies-posting-their-ls-online.149396/post-18552331

Quote:
…A result of targeted mass reporting by folks who saw a single innocuous joke about incest which was deleted later…

 

[Tablet County]

"If you call me a balding manlet one more time, Yahweh will rain down his wrath down upon ye".

I haven't lost my virginity, because I never lose.

Oh, you hate shit? I guess you just looooove piss then, don't you? God, why do you love piss, you piss lover?

Amphetamines seem more compatible with a society that doesn’t totally fall apart.

Gay people taught me to never enter exits or let people enter your exits.

indigenous bonus hole havers.

I get first turn in the Fear Hole!

I’m watching paint dry and I’m tweaking so hard due to anticipation!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's crazy how thick the skull of retarded leftist can get.

I'm not asking you to stop fucking kids, or prolapsing your anus at the bathhouse with your friends. I'm asking you to answer to a simple yes no question

it was dead before that anyway but with that guys final cry of he's gay and his dad fucks him, it was over.

 

[BirdUp]

Woe betide the gamer that misgenders a fucking cartoon monkey, for he must surely want to genocide all genderspecials.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Reddit downvote me all you want. I have a moral duty not to let some tranny try to cut my dog’s balls off.