random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[IamnottheNSA]

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The first activity I missed for my kids was the day I was in jail.

 

[Law]

Streaming at all is the very definition of a bad idea

How about a thread for retards shitting on top of a pile of shit while complaining that there's shit everywhere?

 

[Gentlebastard]

He's got all those grills and smokers, yeah, but you forgot the big Lazy Man's tip: close the windows of the garage and run several of them at once. Now you've turned the whole garage into a smoker, if you seal it up tightly enough! Biden and Facebook mods don't want you to know this one weird trick. You do have to bring a couch into the garage so if you get sleepy while you're indoor grilling, you can get a good nap in.

The solution to this problem isn't laws. It's bringing back shaming and lynching so the moment a guy says "I want to fuck cartoon children" he's beaten to a pulp.

Those oldfags were laughing at dead kids when they were 20. They will be laughing at dead kids when they're 90.

I can confirm that dead kids will never not be funny.

I will quietly hope that she's just doing this for show and that the real yam recipe is completely different. Her waistline suggests otherwise, but I remain hopeful.

Another good man brought low by the siren song of the party sub

You're another level of pathetic if you spend your time on shipping two insects as gay

Public shaming needs to make a comeback

The worst thing: I gave the devs feedback on workflow on request, describing what hobby projects I use their software for, and realized I came off like a troon.

I'm deeply let down none of my posts made it on there. I pledge to be much more misogynistic from now on.

You fucker!

R/Zerocovidcommunity was MY go to Reddit place to farm likes here! Find your own weirdo colony to milk!

He's suing the pizza store, he's getting stalked by the ice cream man, he lost his exwife to a man with a Pringles can. He's always getting angry over junk food. No wonder he's fat

 

[JustSomeDong]

Everybody talks about the Kiwi Farms tranny kill count, but nobody talks about the Kiwi Farms saved puppy count!

 

[BirdUp]

I personally used roblox to have virtual dates when the girlfriend is away

 

[Pedophobe]

The sheer amount of faggotry would make the pope blush.

"This cartoon has really opened me up sexually" is a sentence that never ends up with anything good.

KiwiFarm's Makes you a better person

Where there is a cow you will find a troon. Always.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti

Imagine cumming buckets in space, only to clog shit up and kill everyone

 

[Asian tech support]

I sleep well knowing as a free man my enemies are out gunned out trained and a bunch of fucking fags.

 

[JustSomeDong]

>Be American
>Move to Europe
>Find out it isn't gay luxury space communism like Reddit said
>Get raped by immigrants of peace

 

[Tablet County]

Oy vey, Reddit knows.

To the jew-mobile!

No Stalker Child, you will NOT send me pizza, wait for the knock.

Why does he look like Mirror Universe ProJared?

What the fuck would the charge even be?
Felony failure to flush?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's actually a Chinese cartoon for once.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

i can finally be nigger

 

[Abimelech]

Female Goblins be raping everyone out here

 

[GaryGray]

Regardless of if I am Chase or not this screenshot aged like spoiled milk.

Famous last words.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Please stop being a fucking retard if you're going to keep posting in this thread.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Iz a man defined by the monkeys he pays a kid to rape? No, but probably yes.

 

[Enig]

i genuinely don't known anymore when jet is retarded and when he is pretending to be retarded, it all collapsed into an event horizon of retardation

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Leg hair refugees are ruining the culture made by pol/ack refugees who ruined the culture made by oppressed gamers who ruined the culture made by Terry Davis stalkers who ruined the culture made by Chris-Chan acolytes.

 

[Tablet County]

If the US economy were a basketball star it'd be Kobe Bryant because he's fucking dead.

THE DAY OF THE STAIRS GROWS CLOSER.

BMI should just be replaced with a BMJ score that tracks how much you gamble and how up fat you are, DAMN THAT PUSSY NCIE

A "Flu like virus?" Oh great. So I guess this means that cocaine is now airborne and communicable. Thanks for the gain of function, Rekieta! #CokeFlu #InfluencerInfluenza #blamethekids

 

[Chongqing]

how does a blind person even become a pedophile??? like they dont even know what a kid looks like, how do they want to fuck them????? im sorry if my question doesnt make sense, but i'm actually baffled. do they just wanna rape anything with a high pitched voice?
i'm pretty sure this has to be satire right?

Due to the seriousness of the thread, I feel like the funny lines just hit funnier.

 

[Rotollo 2]

You've made yourself worse than the very nigger you are seeking to destroy.