random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

slavery was a feminist institution

how is incest a crime against god?

Pol Pot's alleged kill count is vastly exaggerated

 

[barbie meat]

Appearing on Cypriot TV, Alpha Cyprus - where he wore trainers, shorts, a suit jacket and three neck ties - he admitted that he had never voted, knew little about politics and the EU, but that he could no longer stand the continued rule of "nerds" in Brussels.

 

[Chongqing]

Mt. Dew is for winners

Post in thread 'Million Pity / Baby Monkey Hate / 0chan.life / Million Tears / EvilUnveiled / VidLii' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/milli...ears-evilunveiled-vidlii.123113/post-15407776

 

[Rembrandt]

not addressing this, your retarded.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Is there a specialized slur for these ones? Like bulbhead for the Sooomalis?

I'm here to learn.

Holy mother fucking Jesus tapdancing Christ. Can we please close the Internet for today?

I like how it's supposed to be four different emotions/reactions, but they all have that dead stare.

I like the bit complaining about how call-outs are “weaponized to get rid of those who are undesirable in the community.” Like, yes, why is that a problem? If you’re undesirable in the community, you should fuck off, no one’s obliged to be your friend.

>Be American
>Move to Europe
>Find out it isn't gay luxury space communism like Reddit said
>Get raped by immigrants of peace

I'm not saying she's wrong, but damn, she's mean. And that's straight from KF.

Seriously. What is the point of just letting someone talk to you like that? Just be a normal man and have a woman tie you up and sit on your face or something. People are weird.

I hate this so much, I'm going to show it to my brothers after work. I'll report back with their reactions.

I'm starting to feel like you two would get along in a weird "frenemies" type of way

Maybe I'm a retard, but Macgruber makes me giggle like a special needs kid with his hand down his pants.

When you're in a subway carriage you're stuck there with the freaks. When you're in a car, you don't have to sit next to the guy stroking his schmeat.

Unless you're in my car.

I'm just curious about a property tour.
"Okay, so it's three bedrooms, two baths, one mass grave, 250 Alpaca ghosts, unknown numbers of sentient carpet stains, and if you see someone staring through the windows, that's just Earl."

Can you imagine how hard the porn producers laugh, when they meet in the synagogue every Saturday to compare notes?

He's so utterly pig-retarded he actually believes he's being persecuted by someone named Bobby Gayporn.

As insufferable as he is, I must give him a modicum of respect for his unwavering dedication to being an obese drunk. You can't have curves like his without unyielding consistency.

Strangely the wholesomeness of a place is correlated with how often people say faggot and nigger. All of those "safe spaces" are full of predditors and drama fags.

Someone prove me wrong on this. Play devil's advocate if you want. I want to be proven wrong

Jannies! JANNIES! SHUT. IT. DOWN.

 

[Tablet County]

How the fuck is this even a question? It’s Patrick Tomlinson.

I don’t care if Keffels is Bankai, Supersaiyan, tard raged, and bloodlusted, one “Stalker Child” and the fight is over

The show is retarded but it's actually genius but it's actually retarded but it's actually genius, but it's actually retarded but it's actually genius but it's actually retarded.

Good God almighty, am I the only one who sustained rib damage from seeing Judge Holden talk about assaulting someone in the crapper? That's a Blood Meridian reference, Dan.

Imagine being so unpopular that the closest you’ll ever get to human companionship is paying to spend two minutes hanging out with someone who can’t physically run away.

"you know what, fuck this cuck, he's getting Gumped."

Are you into hairy male dwarfs? Because that's the only character with cleavage...

 

[doodoocaca]

Lidl having a Freudian slip and calling Null daddy was not on my thread bingo card but I wish it was.

 

[Meat Target]

My good man, are you referring to trans individuals as negroes?

Implying trannies aren’t shapeshifting niggers?

 

[BirdUp]

Patrick S. Tomlinson is devoted to alcohol.

 

[Meat Target]

Wait, I thought the Cleveland Steamers were a sports team.

If you'll excuse me, I have a few bets to cancel.

 

[Tablet County]

I was saving up my notifications until I got to 500 but then they completely stalled out. Now its never gonna happen. The dream is dead.

"I Have No Privacy and I Must Fap".

The entire internet will be an exercise of raging against the reddit jannies that put you here.
Forever.

I'm also literally never going to stop laughing at a bunch of man haters who dunk on nerdy men and sling "incel" kissing up to Null. On Kiwi Farms.

 

[doodoocaca]

you're basically a nigger complaining that the cops are mean to black people. ever consider not being such a dumb, annoying faggot?

 

[Meat Target]

You know I’m starting to I’m thinking that we’re maybe not the most well adjusted people on the Internet.

 

[Tablet County]

Making all characters bisexual but also so ugly no one wants to fuck them is like chef's kiss of retardation.

Obviously, a man of actions has to take action, and the only option available is to BOG THE FUCK OUT.

They say some girls will bully you if they're interested in you, but this is just ridiculous. You can't date an entire forum.

 

[often puzzled]

Stop worrying about the poop... I'm not into that.

Also stomas of any sort can not be penetrated. Personally even I think that's repulsive.

 

[Lithuophile]

She looks a combination between just a minx and keffals

I have Mandarin Diamonds

Worthless ideologues, the lot of them.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Be warned, you are gradually inching toward being outed as a titanic faggot.

Not everyone who drew Strawberry-Shortcake fan art are pedophiles. Manchildren still exist.

 

[often puzzled]

I wouldn't want my penis cut off with just prop or ketamine on deck. That sounds awful. That *sounds* traumatizing.

To be fair, I'm working under the assumption that you'd prefer not to have your penis cut off at all.

 

[Snusmumriken]

They’re doing this on PRIDE MONTH no less? Despicable! #LoveIsLove

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Grace is breaking down right now and saying God must really hate her.

That's very relatable. I do the same thing during football season.