random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Black Man Underwear]

THIS IS THE MOST PURE FRAGMENT OF ALL THE INTERNET! NONE SHALL DEFILE THESE HALLOWED HALLS!

 

[Tablet County]

If he wasn't so angry and fat he'd still have his hair colour. Hell, he'd still have hair.

 

[figgernaggotte]

No nigger ever called me an incel

 

[Snusmumriken]

Yabba Dabba Deranged.

 

[Wright]

Maybe I'm deranged but this is the funniest thing I've read in a hot minute:

Nigga it's a clitoris not a particle accelerator.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I have a decent karma Reddit account

 

[Poonocchio]

The vast majority of those who publicly advertise their sexual foibles and kinks are the same repulsively ugly people you don't want to imagine engaging in them

 

[Tingle]

Nigga it's a clitoris not a particle accelerator.

 

[figgernaggotte]

You're talking about SA. nut loss is a common condition there now.

 

[Poonocchio]

I think he's been getting fucked in the piss hole judging by the damage

 

[scallion]

I know this is probably an unpopular opinion but elephants are so fuckin ugly I'm glad they don't live in the west

 

[Poonocchio]

what is happening in that shit condom picture? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THAT SHIT CONDOM PICTURE??!?

 

[brapbruddah]

I will ALWAYS defend those being attacked, and I will ALWAYS protect those you deem inhuman. I will fight for what's right to my very last breath, and I know Celestia and Luna would be proud of me.

 

[Tablet County]

Its kind of a retarded version of "Paradise Lost".

So if I take a dump on you, you’ll stop with your shit posts?

Don't fuck chicks you don't intend on marrying or else you risk falling into a marriage with someone like April.

Look it's either gay jokes or jew jokes. Take your pick.

 

[Gentlebastard]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOHGAAAAAAAAAAWD HE ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT THERE

HES STRAIGHT UP COMPARING HIMSELF TO A RAPE VICTIM I AM LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING FUCKING JESUS WHAT A FAT FAGGOT (with bitch tits)

It appears my permanently banned reddit account just got unbanned. Better get to shitposting.

You have to do your best to lose friends and alienate people.

known white supremacist and neo-Nazi Jerry Seinfeld is calling for TND

No one hates niggers more than a black cop.

Nice nipples, fatboy.

You don't get rich enough to have five sinks by being a complete retard

sickle cell causes iron deficiency and iron deficiency can cause pica. So doing some math, if there are 47,900,000 black people in the US and 1/365 has SCA, that means over 131,000 black people have SCA and 1/3 of them have pica. That means there's over 43,000 niggas eating cornstarch RIGHT NOW.

I swear to fucking god the mental images I have goin through my mind reading this are gonna stay with me for many a year...

 

[Drip Torch]

Straight out of Idiocracy. Just replace Prime with Brawndo.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Those are some fucking HAIRY toes.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

I don't think this thread wants to see a detailed breakdown of my sexual history.

I like to share yiff of all sexual natures

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

As long as you hate Jews more, it's all good.

ill keep sticking penis in vagina, you stupid faggot

"The vaginal cavity is plenty of necrosis."

"A year ago, I had a horrible smell coming from the neovagina. I went to my doctor and she pulled out a hairball. It reeked. Apparently, I have a lot of hair growing in the neovagina."

"I'm 13 days post-op and I love douching. Squeezing the douche bulb and having all that gunk and debris leave my body is incredibly satisfying. I get these enormous blood clot slugs the size of my thumb every once in awhile, and when I get those guys out, my dilating becomes significantly easier. That is all. "

 

[Dr. Butt]

To be fair, I'm working under the assumption that you'd prefer not to have your penis cut off at all.