random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

Go let some rando fuck your wife while you give him a percentage of your worldly goods if you're so desperate for a monarchy experience.

Are you seriously saying there is such thing as "Bonzi community"?

Cooking meth is an explosion/flammable hazard generally regardless of if you are gay or not.

Texas is fixing to learn about wet bulb in the coming decades.

You’re fixing to learn about my wet bulb in the cummimg minutes

Saint Acutis, I beseech thee to improve my Nemesis spawns and Celestial Lotus drops that I may finish crafting the Rah'Zin's set in thy name. Im nomine patri, et filii, et eapiritu sancti, amen.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

If a redditor had thirty days to live he'd spend the first 28 of them deleting his hard drives and the last two shoving things up his ass to smuggle into hell.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'd buy a "I jerked off my father for Magic the gathering cards" mug

 

[IamnottheNSA]

This site has managed to get me to quit drinking and return to Christ in ways I never thought possible.

 

[barbie meat]

Miniature version of a modern male country singer, but all her songs are about being misgendered or how she's having a hard time getting into her lifted truck after the rotdog surgery.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Her journey for self-improvement has shown so much personal growth compared to when she started and would suicide bait on tumblr. Now it's on twitter.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Doctors examining him spotted that he had no anal opening and two ‘well-formed phalluses’,

 

[Gentlebastard]

You're not making an actual argument; you're just shit flinging.

Oh no guys, can you imagine an internet community without prostitute and niggers? What a blow if those weren't catered to and had to fuck off!

The Tumblr exodus was bad, a Reddit exodus would be a extinction event, a honest to god Doomsday for the internet.

I did spend 4 years in deep downtown Toronto (the Temu version of New York).

I love it when these people admit that Trump has sucked all the joy out of their lives. They used to have hobbies and interests. They used to have creativity and levity. Now it’s all Trump all the time. All politics all the time. They may as well put on wedding dresses and stop the clocks in their houses.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

The President Can Now Assassinate You, Officially

 

[Harm]

So if niggers descend upon your mother, it doesn't matter to you whether they rape her before or after she's dead, right? Since "the suffering preceding death is meaningless for the deceased." Once you kill them it doesn't matter what you did to them. Is that right, you stupid fuck?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

all because of one PA request

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

My hobby is doxing users by extrapolating their identity from the myriad personal information they willingly and carelessly volunteer on this site.

 

[Dr. Butt]

A PSA to all fat women

You have a CHOICE. Between looking like a fun gal to hog out in a Waffle House with- or like a hairy, sexless bullfrog.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Less seed oils, more sneed oils. That's what I say.

Sneed oil turn you gay and give you AIDS.

but seed oils make the best lube. Oh rapeseed oil, I wish I could quit you!

I exclusively use rapeseed oil, because the lily-livered people of today squirm around the mere mention of the word 'rape'.

@سلیمان عثمان,

Coom hounds of the lowest order.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I admire your passion on this topic, but labia are for keeping stuff out of the vagina, not in.

The community may be retarded and drama hungry, but they can use their power of internet harassment for something good for a change.

 

[Syzyg]

You should be happy an assbeating is all you got.

Jewish-controlled Vagina Governments actually privilege Muslims over their own jewish, queer masters.

if you are part of "queers for palestine" then i hope for those people to be beheaded and die someone like that needs to die i hate them all

These 2 dykes should just be grateful that they weren't raped to death.

these muslim guys didn't actually seem that bad, just roughing them up a little.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"As a soon to be legal brothel owner, U WILL HAVE TO PRY THE KEYS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS"

- Russell Greer, to a women's rights group

 

[Meat Target]

Gross, it's like some bastard child of Greta Thunberg and Morticia Addams.

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

@SamanthaPrater said:

"I normally don't draw Children but the accusations called for it."

 

[DumbDude43]

I am also planning on turning my hair between my asscheeks into a nice dreadlock. Any tips?