random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

Maybe a New Deal-style federal program that goes around entertaining autists with Lego and model train sets until the contagion has died down.

“I think, maybe, I’m gonna go join a monastery.”

 

[Dimfishach]

Yeah can't say I am surprised that the same people who dickrided a known child abuser are now seething at my searing hot take that hurtcore isn't funny. There is 0 doubt that kuz is a gay pedo and theres reason to believe he molested children but boy when he comes back you faggots eat up his lies and give him 30 winner award reacts. I had a sexually abusive childhood (I am gen z btw) so seeing pedos wrangle you retards like a bunch of cattle just breaks me, and I saw it more and more since the frootcord leaks. I started using this site right before kuz became admin and witnessed its demographic change.

No soysphere admin has spine. Angeleno cucked whenever froot asked him to shut up. Kuz and doll agreed to quit the internet together and not to release the leaks they have on eachother. I am afraid that people are so used to seeing fake accusations against kuz, froot, and doll that the real ones are ignored.

Go look the mother of the infant being raped and tell her "your clitty is leaking" because she is heartbroken and angry that vile teenagers are sharing videos of that on the sharty and making memes about it.

No one who enjoys watching that or baby monkeys being tortured deserves to be breathing and yet the largest congregation of them in the world is right here on the sharty. There are good soyteens out there, but they are few and far between. Every month this site gets more and more degenerate and ugly. I miss when it was a fucking soyjak website, man.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Anything I disagree with is "far-right". If the specifics of your implementation of the coming communist utopia are different than mine, you're a far-right extremist.

 

[Syzyg]

I got a handjob by a goth girl when I was 16 btw.

At first I was just little baffled then I realized these are pornsite categories, porn search words.

goth as a subculture is dead. It's only a trend and a fetish among normies.

I’m trying to give tips without going into Andrew Tate incel bullshit

I can't exist solely to be somebody else's antidepressant.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I always just put it in the most crude, vulgar way possible, because I find it amusing to hear their "corrections" like "no ackshyually you dumb chud they don't cut it off, they just flay it, chop it up like a peeled banana, then ram it into a hole that has to be dilated forever." Oh that makes it SOOOO much better.

Link to the racist Nazi shoes? I haven't bought new shoes in a while.

We need a nationwide law that keeps autists off the internet until they're 25. Maybe a New Deal-style federal program that goes around entertaining autists with Lego and model train sets until the contagion has died down.

"I don't eat Cheetos
I've never ate Cheetos
I've had it before
I know what it tastes like"

What a very confident and masculine reaction to your family chuckling at the dog eating your underwear.

Like all Canadians, he’ll be pissed that you called him an American.

why would you look that up? WHY!?

Semite in-fighting would be a lot more funny if it wasn't to the detriment of normal human society.

The arm is looking particularly purple today

He is probably the most naturally gifted lolcow of all time. He was born to be an unintentional laughingstock.

Speaking as a man, we actually are governed by tidy, predictable rules like "no fat chicks".

Have you ever driven past an failed assassination and thought "how can this benefit me?"

Voodoo? Maybe next, Voodon't.

We are in the upsidedown when SissyCumSlut478 is the voice of morality.

 

[Meat Target]

Saying you don't wish to be covered in gonorrhoeic slime from a polycule is now a hate crime in Portland.

 

[Gog & Magog]

AUSTRALIAN DETECTED
mati-australian-detected.mp3

Sound clip of Josh warning us an Australian is speaking.

 

[Kerr Avon]

india found a way around sexual selection. the pajeet found a way to scam charles darwin

 

[Haloperidol]

At this point not only do I proudly wear my tin-foil hat, but I even make additions to it every now and then to make it bigger.

 

[Pedophobe]

Sure, if slapping garish clown makeup onto a 500 pound sentient herpes blister is your idea of good taste.

She's got the imagination of a chatbot, and the dedication to match.

They said that King Charles II of Spain was sterile, and yet, I can clearly see his descendants every time I open the tranny thread.

Subscribe to support my narcissism.

We never should've closed the asylums.

 

[Hitman One]

I don't care what the nigger glowies have to say about it. It's a fucking cat.

 

[Panzerfrau]

Masturbation has absolutely nothing to do with the manual management of memory.

 

[Truly Rural]

I usually listen to these kinds of things not watch them (since i’m busy posting sneed in sneedchat)

 

[Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus]

God loves us, and wants us to laugh. That's why he's turned control over our country, politics, and society to clowns.

 

[Tablet County]

1,300 page follow-up, Paulyfrog is not married. Paulyfrog will never get married, as he is a coward's coward. Paulyfrog can only brown-nose, quit, scream, and has no spine. Paulyfrog was slain by Ethan Ralph; he is intersex and has a pussy.

Never ask an online white supremacist what color his girlfriend is.

joke's on you, idiot, I'm renouncing my American citizenship and moving to the PONYDOME

fucking ban opinion articles ive never wanted to hear ur opinion

 

[internet friend]

Twitch is probably fine with executing Destiny, they just don't want his screams of agony to be aired on their platform

 

[Croaking Spider]

Wait, there's actually a place in China called "chong ching?"

Lmao

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I loved the N64, and I am a Real American.

 

[The Ugly One]

the thought of not being a post-op troon whose crotch is rotting away lifted my spirit a bit